jamie tartt’s eyebrow slit

22, they/she | im like if ted lasso was a woman in stem

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afc richmond during richmond v. west ham [3x04] as textposts

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[jamie sends a really low quality image in the groupchat]

isaac: if i had a penny for every pixel in this image i’d have 15 pennies

jamie: if i had a pound for every ounce of rage i felt in my body after i read this text i would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you

jan: actually i did the math, isaac would have £225, not £0.15.

isaac: mate i’m right here

sam: if i had a pound i would buy a can of soda :)

jamie: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?

sam: sorry, i only have a pound.

jamie: :(

jan: hey i just realized isaac would actually have £22,500 because it is a pound for every pixel, not a penny!

sam: if i had £22,500 i would buy a can of soda and an apply juice

jan: you can buy anything you want with £22,500

colin: yeah and he wants soda and apply juice

jan: apply juice to what

moe: directly to the forehead

isaac: great chat everyone

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keeley: [stops kissing roy] what do you think you're doing? roy: what do you mean? keeley: i mean, your hands! roy: they’re on your waist! keeley: i know! what am i, a nun? put them somewhere useful.

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rebecca: higgins and i have this kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's — higgins: —sentences. rebecca: please, don't interrupt me.

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sam: do you guys think i have a chance with miss welton?

jan: sam, we have been through this before.

isaac: she made it clear it’s not going to happen.

sam: well... then i shouldn't get too excited about the fact that I JUST KISSED HER!

moe: you serious?

colin: that’s great!

thierry: you kissed her?

sam: oh we kissed it up real nice.

jan: so what happened after that?

sam: i came here to tell you guys.

everyone:

jan: and she's just waiting over there for you?

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jamie: do you guys know where i can get one of those gold necklaces with a T on it?

roy: that’s a cross.

jamie:

jamie: across from where?

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moe: why does no one tell me if we have people in the locker room? i just walked out with a “say hey if you're gay" t-shirt and batman boxers on.

moe: there were eight people in here. they saw.

colin: did any of them say hey?

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what would you study at university?

sam: respecting women

isaac: batman

moe: minecraft

colin: fuckin weed

jan: criminal justice and psychology

nate: i’m terrified that i’ll lock myself into an interest that i’ll no longer be passionate about in a few years like all the other areas of study i’ve pursued in my life!

jamie: minecraft

dani: minecraft as well

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sam: people underestimate me.

jamie: people overestimate me.

colin: that must be nice. no one estimates me at all. they just say, "oh, look at that man. i have no estimates about him."

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roy: i want to show you a picture from last night that really upset me.

jamie: okay, but in my defense, jan maas bet me 5 pounds that i couldn’t drink all that shampoo.

roy: that’s not what i wanted to— you drank shampoo?

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beard: look, i’m sorry i called you codependent, okay? i think you two have a great relationship, and it's perfectly natural for two full grown men to need each other this badly.

roy: so you finally understand my relationship with jamie.

beard:

beard: no. not even a little bit. infants aren't this codependent on their mothers when they breastfeed!

[cannibalize]

matching shirts for you and your bff

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them

[armadillo1976]

turns out my feelings about Mom City are too big to be contained in a sketchbook, literally. this is an old-school collage, made of paper scraps and all sorts of odds and ends, and it’s HUGE, takes up nearly half of my kitchen table. messy and dirty and trance-y to make. I loved every minute

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roy and jamie practice sketches ✨

surprising no one, jamie is hard to draw

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DANI ROJAS & JAN MAAS Ted Lasso (2020-2023)

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Wait do we have fic for them. Does Jan bring him a tulip. I need answers.