[alsedes]

[eulaalia-deactivated20170111]

man: has anyone ever told you you’re beautiful? me: oh no sir, today is my first day out of doors and papà forbade mirrors in the house lest we fall victim to vanity

[chickfilasauce-deactivated20180]

sex positivity could’ve been about promoting healthy and safe communication and behavior inside and outside the bedroom, providing resources for people with STI’s, destigmatizing sex work and sex workers, and decreasing the unfair pressure put on teenagers (primarily teenage girls) to have sex and replacing it with better and more effective access to important information and resources but y'all made it about “normalizing” getting pissed on and choked in bed

[theforce]

i never chased after anyone bc i heard the chain by fleetwood mac at like age 9 and when stevie nicks (only her) sang “and if u dont love me now u will never love me again” and like .. SHE WAS RIGHT and i KNEW IT 

[cheyennecheyenne]

women are socialized to be so accommodating of others and you don’t even realize it until you’re already in the middle of some elaborate favor for someone and you’re wondering what the fuck you’re even doing

[thesokovianaccords]

here’s the thing about adulthood-

you will go for like three months with nothing happening and you’re bored as hell and then in the span of two weeks eight different things happen at once - some fantastic and some shitty and some just plain bonkers - and you’re just running around like a chicken with your head cut off and no clue what the fuck is going on

[markv5]

24/7…

[iasip-out-of-context]

[apolkadotnerd]

In honor of me rejecting a boy today, here is my mom turning down a marriage proposal from a Fuckboy in the early 90s on national television. Enjoy.

[blushnhoney]

I’m the dude continuously playing the guitar

[so-meticulous]

an icon

[sappharah]

my skills include reading an entire page of an academic text without absorbing a single word

[babyanimalgifs]

POOL PARTY

[louises-belcher]

I just love sleep so much ……. like u just close ur eyes and ur gone bitch ………… brain logged the fuck off ……… powerful

[notmusa]

i expect ill be able to solve a lot of my problems once my baby brain falls out & my adult brain grows in

[serotnin]

me after being diagnosed w sleepy bitch disease

[breadbench]

me whispering to my cat and pointing at a bug in my room: eat it

[houndofhecate]

also me lifting my cat up toward the ceiling so he can reach a bug: get it

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

me: [taking a piss in my own house like normal]

my anxiety: “what if someone slipped you hallucinogenic drugs and you’re actually in walmart right now pissing in the middle of the store?” 

me: “…we’ll confront that problem when we come to it”

[zackisontumblr]

*wants body to look a certain way* *eats 3 cookies, mac n cheese, kitchen sink, and small neighbor child*