The Fool

I reblog what I want, that is to say quite a lot, I hope you don’t mind. •25, Gemini. FRIENDSHIP CITY UNLIMITED

[tgirlwerewolf]

[wordfather]

[shiny-cradily]

[iwannabeaswampwitch]

Lots of drama in our household

[pmamtraveller]

The Pearl With The Girl Earring by Olaf Falafel

[lucatielsgirlfriend-deactivated]

i sleep diagonally so i wake up to a dutch angle view of my ceiling symbolising my descent into madness

[oupyfactory]

maybe the single funniest twitter comment I've ever seen

[dragon-in-a-fez]

personally I'm annoyed by the socioeconomic conditions that made words like "unalive" necessary but simultaneously impressed by the linguistic adaptations young people have made to continue talking about important things while subject to those conditions and I think if you can't hold both of those thoughts in your head you might just be old man yelling at cloud

[estro-boi]

[galaxywarp]

[machinot]

I would take a job pushing the Sisyphus rock if it paid 20 an hour and I could wear my headphones

[triangleguy]

my bad. turns off my perpetual motion dog catapulting machine

[grimeclown]

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

[im-mender]

It's important to note that Chekhov's Gun was not originally about foreshadowing, but a piece of advice to playwrights about how every element in a play should have narrative relevance. The corollary to Chekhov's Gun is that if a gun mounted on the wall in act 1 is never used at all in the entirety of the play, then it should be omitted from the play entirely.

[redstonedust]

theres an assumption that if an alien has an alien gender system they wouldnt understand homophobia but maybe they just have their own more complex version of homophobia. alien society with eight genders and a horribly complex web of what is considered socially acceptable that makes the gender binary look like easy mode. i'm inventing homophobia 2 and it's terrible.

[megamindsupremacy]

surely this is a sign that there’s nothing in particular wrong with the atmosphere right now

[liberalsarecool]

Data centers have a very limited lifespan but their consequences will be felt for generations.