are there still beautiful things?

i've been on this hellsite for far too long i like taylor swift and cottagecore aesthetics and gay shit thanks for joining

[farmlesbians]

my blog is for the girls who finished last during the mile in PE

[plaguedocboi]

Can we bring this back

[alwaysscreechingbasement]

[whimsygarden]

i must share this cute teapot i found at the thrift store today

[motherfuckermorgan]

if you guys don't stop showing me john lennon's bare ass there's gonna be some full life consequences

[dappledwithshadow]

William Orpen NUDE GIRL READING

Dimensions:  36.61 X 29.92 in (93 X 76 cm) Medium:  oil on canvas

[rainbow-femme]

Finally, art that represents when you are doing something and feel the urge to hold one (1) boob and also are procrastinating getting dressed

[balletange]

I'm a hopeless romantic, which means all my brain cells are pastel pink and heart-shaped.

[hiehearts-deactivated20221106]

she ebbin on my neezer til i scrooge

[fortinbrasftw]

so, here's the thing. tumblr/apple can ban as many words as they want and it will never achieve their goal of "cleaning up" this site because this wretched nonsense poetry is somehow now the single dirtiest thing I have ever read in my life and honestly thank god.

[hiehearts-deactivated20221106]

sorry

[highassi]

first I was born without my permission, now my future is in my hands😭😭

[royalandmelanated]

[mactiir]

Shoulda realized I had adhd that time I misplaced a two-ton vehicle and didn’t realize for 48 hours

[mactiir]

How to activate executive dysfunction in twenty easy steps:

-be in college

 -drive to cafe to do homework, stay for a while

 -i can’t park at the university b/c parking passes are like 300 dollars, so i leave my car where it is and walk to a building on campus for a meeting. this is important.  normally I walk to and from campus

 -heyimoncampus.jpeg

 -it’s been 2 hours so by now the car has ceased to exist until I need it again

 -walk home 

-life as usual for a few days, I don’t need my car during the week so i don’t notice it’s not where it’s supposed to be

-Saturday. I pack up to drive to see my folks. Got all my stuff in a backpack and i’m ready to go 

-go to parking spot 

- Dude Where’s My Car (2000) 

 -holyfucksomebodystoleitwhostolemycar– waitasecond

-long term memory… loading. loading.

 -oh shit it’s 2 miles away I left it at the cafe on Thursday 

- “who stole my car” me. i did. i stole my own car. from myself

-basically jog back across campus to get there as fast as possible because it’s not like i left it in a rando parking lot for two days already and the 5 minutes i save by exhausting myself will totally make a difference

-holy shit i hope it’s still there

-it is. the god of forgetful assholes was smiling down on me because i don’t even have a parking ticket even though i’m right under a “no overnight parking” sign

- this car had a 50/50 shot of actually turning over on any given day because it guzzled through batteries like some people guzzle la croix so by now i’m freaking out b/c i have no idea what to do if it doesn’t start

-god of faulty car batteries is smiling too

-i am halfway to driving to my parents when i realize i forgot my backpack at home

-somehow it takes five years before anyone suspects i have adhd

-the end

[benevolentbirdgal]

I once left my car at the campus library in a visitor’s spot for three days because I drove there for some reason and there were no student spots there for my type of pass, and I walked back to my apt. like I normally did, and freaked out on the third day because I didn’t know where my car was. A friend drove me around retracing my steps till we found it, and the angel of dumbasses with high-fuctioning-but-then-Undiagnosed-ADHD smiled upon me, because lo and behind, three days in one of the campus police’s favorite places to ticket, with a pass with a number linked back to me and a chief of police who personally disliked me, and there was no ticket to be found.

In Judaism there’s a blessing for everything, but I’m yet to find the blessing for not getting a ticket in the #1 ticketing spot on campus.

[adhdandcomics]

Y’all got off easy I misplaced my car for a WEEK and got 3 parking tickets and when I went to contest them at the campus parking center the guy didn’t believe me when I said I had “forgotten where I parked my car”…. …

[autistic-girly-dump]

Searched my car fora whole hour on the parking lot of the mall, called the police and freaked out my grandma who was there with me after a long day shopping. Just to find out that i had parked on a different level that wasn’t accessible anymore now that we were outside the closed mall and had to wait for my mom to drive there. Pick us up amd drive literal 20 secs over the highway to the other spot. Where the car was waiting for me.

[pseudomantis]

We should let praying mantises and other bugs play on ipad

[lizlemondyke]

people really get on this site and say anything

[pseudomantis]

Are you mad at me

[maureen2musings]

Snow days are magical

emilygracecarroll

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

Sigma female grindset

[infiniteetcetera]

I’ve officially decided my favorite relationship trope is “at first I was perpetually bothered by your mere existence but somewhere along the way you became my best friend and oh yeah I’m also in love with you.” Nothing else matters.

[cryptid-sighting]

[cryptid-sighting]