Hex: Short and Sweet

horror enthusiast and creative writer | iymk: 22 y/o , she/her

[2miles-deactivated20240310]

[i-am-the-oyster]

[powerfulwizard]

I had a dream last night that I ran away from fascists and ended up at this farm that was full of this weird but very large prehistoric animal that was like a fluffy Tapir and I want to know if it actually exists. It was about the size of a Dairy Cow.

[powerfulwizard]

Like this but with big fluffy hair with white streaks

[powerfulwizard]

Oh my god

[oflambandmoss]

being weird and full of love can save you

and it might save those around you, too

[koiagain]

im going to fix my entire life

[fruitcakebro]

When?

[koiagain]

Like Um. later

[vampirefabio]

i once again want to say that hulu used to be entirely free with ads, and if you watched two minutes worth of commercials at the start of an episode the next 24 hours would be commercial-free. and now you pay $11.99 per month to watch things with commercials. what the fuck are we doing and how did we allow this to happen lol.

[brawlite]

honestly sometimes there's no better feeling than rereading a fic you've written and coming out of it going, "yeah that actually this DOES slap. exactly what i wanted to read. fucking nailed it."

[themurderscene-deactivated20140]

and if you turn to ur left you’ll see the emos

[rnyselfie]

is that my chemical romance?

[penceyprepster-deactivated20160]

OH MY GOD not every group of emos is my chemical romance stfu tumblr

[chxmical-rxmance]

but it actually is my chemical romance

[losered]

this is the funniest fuckibg thing I’ve ever seen

[gay-emo-quotes]

I’ve…. seen this everywhere except on Tumblr itself. It’s the blessed post.

[depsidase]

[evilscientist3]

soju may taste like juice but theres no way the memes aren't ridiculously exaggerated. this bottles only 5 units it cant affect me that considerably

[evilscientist3]

huh.

[evilscientist3]

took off my pants

[chismosavirus]

[vivvy-of-the-lake]

[redstonedust]

ideal living situation is what i call the 'sitcom special' : having all your closest friends live in the same apartment building or neighborhood where you each have your own space but can wander in and out of eachothers homes at will, seemingly always welcome and never at bad times. and also all of you only have jobs when its important to the plot.

[importantcatpics]

[nude-tayne]

[oneclickangel]

reblog if you're corny and insufferable

[infectiouspiss]

kids deserve so much more respect and it turns out that saying that is a great way to locate the horrible people in any community <3

[infectiouspiss]

you'll say something as simple as "no child deserves to be hit" and people will crawl out of the woodwork to explain why they should be allowed to beat a 6 year old for spilling some water

[infectiouspiss]

you'll say "i think it's weird that adults literally have control over when children are allowed to use the bathroom" and up pops a teacher to say that when they're not shouting at the kids they teach, they're trying to stop them from hiding in the bathrooms

you'll say "i think children shouldn't be forced to eat food they hate" and here comes someone who feeds their kids plain rice and boiled chicken (while eating a nicely seasoned stirfry) claiming that it's okay actually and kids shouldn't be allowed to taste things

you'll say "i think kids should have bodily autonomy" and in comes someone who pierced their babies ears before it was even 24 hours old, frothing at the mouth because their kid wanted a haircut and thats somehow an insult

[infectiouspiss]

children are an oppressed class and everyone should be looking back at their own childhoods and making sure they don't ever make a child feel the same way they felt.

[toskarintoast]

(it’s a postcard from the big city.)

i am enjoying eating bread here in the big city. thank you for the bread. i tried cooking it in a toaster… that made it become toast. isn’t that interesting?

[toskarintoast]

video games i have been compared to so far:

undertale and deltarune

hideo kojima's work

pokemon

animal crossing

robot alchemic drive

earthbound

stardew valley

elder scrolls online

shenmue

other things i have been compared to so far:

dracula by bram stoker

donald trump

somali comedies

jamie conway

blue gene tyranny

agent dale cooper

talking heads

[uptownthots]

shocking amount of people on this website literally do just think women hating men bc they’ve had bad experiences with men is irrational and evil but men hating women bc they’ve had bad experiences with women is understandable and acceptable