millzisnotonfire

𖤐𝐀𝐦𝐢𖤐 𝐌𝐂𝐑 / 𝐏𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐞 ⚞ • ⚟

[millzisnotonfire]

Gerard is a cheerleader, that box jump was beautiful

[dykephan]

pure devastation

[millzisnotonfire]

[simplydnp]

i'll say it. cunty

[astradyke]

i literally am inconsolable over this story what is wrong with them. phil enters the room and dan is so excited/taken aback by phil dying his hair that he jolts up so fast that he passes out and punches a lamp and phil, his partner who is aware he has hypotension*, sees this happen and is like "oh i guess dan is just twerking at me" WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU SFADUHJK

[freckliedan]

oct 19th, 2009; july 10, 2024. i'm going to fucking throw up

[philsmeatylegss]

I always felt bad since the revival that they weren’t getting as many views as they used to only for Dip and Pip to be like finally; that they have been waiting for an intimate group of people who were genuinely interested in them, and that they genuinely were blown away that so many people came back, even joined, has me

[betaphannie]

spiritual successor to this

[ahappyphjl]

2009 & 2024 🫶🏻

[millzisnotonfire]

@amazingphil @danielhowell

[bratlinbrini]

everyone moved on but im still here

[pinkponypinof]

Better start saving rn

[gerardwaysbob]

this is genuinely such a sweet moment

[gaythewholetime]

[deadandphilgames]

No but seriously imagine it: Dan does a birthday charity livestream. Phil is blonde and Dan makes Phil wear Dan's edgy clothes. A few moments later Dan comes out dressed as a slutty nun and flirts with Phil, then reads Phil's phantiction The Hand out loud. Everyone is having a great time. Phil seem a little excited. “I have a surprise for you guys.” Phil says. He goes away and all of a sudden he comes back dressed as Father Phil, then he sprays Dan's hair red so they look like Good Omens characters and they start singing “The Internet is Here” together. When they gets to the chorus, they look into each other's eyes. The chat goes crazy, so they decide to sing the Interactive Introverts song and then you see Dan singing Phil's diss track, while Phil is singing Dan's diss track. Everyone in on tumblr is going wild and crying. Then if things couldn’t get any better, Dan and Phil come out with sharpies and whisker themselves and then give themselves eyebrow slits.

posts that would obliterate everyone in 2014

[madgear]

[an-internet-introvert]

Things I am normal about