ahhhhhh (dats me yellin)

I hate myself but in the fun way where I still take selfies.

[milogarner]

tbh i’m posting this here bc i know it won’t show up in the tags under morgan

if anyone wanted to plot with my new kid (steven r mcqueen) lemme know!

here’s a few points about him

he’s non binary

he LOVES cats

he falls in love with everyone v easily. (more like infatuation but)

he’s kind of shy and skittish because of that reason

he’s a dentist and goes through a lot of hygienists bc right off the bat he’s like what are we

lmao

AND his mom has been married 9 times, she’s the ceo of paypal 

(this is not my joke character, i swear)

his dad has a ranch off the grid, and he’s also rich.

morgan became a dentist to try and get his family to impress them but they were like boii why didn’t you just become a surgeon?? 

anyway they love to help people, that’s mostly why he opened his own dentistry. if anyone wants to plot like this and i’ll come to u! or hmu 

ok i gotta take my puppy outside now.

[milogarner]

jodiewests:

“I think we already are, holy shit,” she beamed. “Thanks. Be a doll, bring the rest in would you?”

“Calm down, breathe.” Milo reminded her gently. “Are you seriously being a diva right now?”

[milogarner]

rblcise:

            not much of a fan of anything, really, that doesn’t have liquor in it. but black coffee in particular seems to just be…. the worst. ‘ black coffee. you’re drinking black coffee. do you want to punish yourself ? ’ she teases, though her expression has a twinge of genuine horror in it. ‘ the only thing that makes normal coffee alright is bailey’s irish cream. ’ she’s kind of amused, really, that he drinks it anyway - but they’ve known each other for a while, he knows she doesn’t have cooties. 

“That’s the plan. I’ve been enjoying too many frappuccinos and other cream based drinks and I think maybe I’ve gained a little weight.” Milo joked. But in reality, he really needed to stop convincing himself that three a day was normal. “You mean the spiked coffee. I’ve never tried it, actually.”

[milogarner]

notnicki:

“Ooh, yeah. There’s a whole bunch of them, and they all wanna fight you, sharks vs. jets style,” she smiled. “Did you ever think just because something’s scary to you doesn’t mean it’s inherently bad. Sometimes heights are heights, and sometimes they’re views. Same thing with change,” she promised. “Because… shut up.”

“Tell them to bring it on, we’ll rumble at midnight.” He teased. “Well you could give that example to being hit by a bus, too.” Milo joked. “No... go on. I need to hear this.”

[milogarner]

Text ✉ Milo

Antheia: I try. :P

Antheia: I know a gym you could go to... But it's not really a gym, per se.

Antheia: I'm just busting your ass. You're adorable when you're flustered. xD

Milo: you succeed for sure

Milo: so what... is this place if not a gym. This feels shady.

Milo: why do you hate me? i'm never adorable, don't lie.

[milogarner]

andresjrojas:

“And you just chose to stand by me? Well, I’m lucky I took a shower and put on my special cologne…. actually no that’s just the hot dog with extra onions I ate. Sorry.”

“You bet I did. Your hot dog with extra onions scent is impeccable. I gotta get me some of that. I’m actually hungry now all of a sudden.”

[milogarner]

sebhewitt:

“Actually, I don’ta really know what that a’ means. Does yer boss try ta’ make you guys cover the money fer that kind of thing or nah? Sounds like it’d be a’ real pain in the arse if they did. If yer jus’ lookin’ for someone to help make a few a’ those disappear, ya’ might be at the right place.” 

“Our boss just writes it off as an incidental. Which is good because I’d hate if my measly pay check was any less than it already is. I was hoping you’d say that because this could get pretty intense.”

[milogarner]

☆ + do you like your job

“I make due. I wish it paid more but I mean socializing with people who love pizza as much as I do most of the time can be a pretty good set up. Especially when they invite you inside for pizza, that’s the real day’s goal.”

[milogarner]

emilyok:

“Twenty two? God, that’s a lot of pizza. But you’ve come to the right girl, pizza eating happens to be one of my special skills” she nodded, giggling softly. “Did they order twenty two different toppings or all the same?”

“I’m glad I could find an expert in this dire situation.” Milo mused with a smile. “Different toppings, so it’s like a mystery box each and every time.”

[milogarner]

xander-lance:

“I don’t see the problem with pineapples. I get it all the time. Oh well.” Taking a bite, he relaxed as he honestly hasn’t gotten to eat all day.  Hearing him, he shrugged while he looked over at his cousin. “Well - I am just finishing up school work. Last semester and all and I can be officially labeled as a lawyer. Taking my own cases and not shadowing anymore.”

“Maybe more of the people I work with need to chill out about it.” Milo mused with an eye roll. “No shit? That’s impressive. How long did it take you to get to this point?” Milo wondered as he took a bite.

[milogarner]

theolabelle:

“Does that mean they’re free for me? Or at least half price?”

“Who am I to be selfish with these pizzas? They’re free to you. Besides it’s not like I can eat twenty two of them alone. Believe me, I’ve tried.”

[milogarner]

jodiewests:

Jodie’s draw dropped in childlike excitement. “Are you serious? Is it my fucking birthday?” She jumped, completely bypassing Milo in favor of the boxes behind him. “Now, is there any Hawaiian here or are you wasting my time?”

“Is it? If it’s not we can celebrate like it is.” Milo sang. “Half of them are Hawaiian, go nuts.”

[milogarner]

linneaunderwood:

“Free pizza?” Linnea asks, eyeing the pizza boxes. “I hope that’s where you were going with that.”

“That’s definitely where I’m going. I wish people would pull this prank more often for this sheer fact.”

[roleplaymmemes]

Send me ☆ + a question and my muse will have to answer it truthfully with absolute honesty

[milogarner]

notnicki:

For a moment, the actual implication of what he’d just said had rung her speechless, but then it caused her laugh. Actually, genuinely laugh, in a way she hadn’t around him for quite a while. Or around anyone, really. “Oh my god. You better stop before I hang out with the wrong crowd and go out with the town rebel just to get back at you.” And then she rolled her eyes. “You can say feelings. It’s not a dirty word,” Nic sighed. “Why not! Did it make you sad?” She asked, suddenly concerned. “Yeah, I’m sure about that.“

Unable to stop a smile on his lips from her reaction, he turned his head away. “You’ve got to be kidding me, there’s another town rebel?” Milo fired back. “It is to me, feelings is an awful thing, Nic.” He explained. “It just did. Change is terrifying, you know? -- Why are you gonna make sure of it?” 

[milogarner]

lessahernan:

“I thought we were..what are you trying to tell me?” she gasped, glancing up at him with a parted mouth. “Mhmm, I mean you’re okay, I’ll let you feel special for a hot minute,”

“I was just hoping you weren’t considering a divorce between us, I was testing you. I’d be devastated about it, you know.” He quipped with a smirk lingering on his lips. “Just a hot minute?”

[andresjrojas-deactivated2017102]

“let me guess, you want me to move out of the way, because i’m blocking the pathway? Well, the answer is going to be no. Only because I am too sleepy to move and it requires maximum effort which i don’t have. — And if you don’t want me to move then ignore everything i just said.”

[milogarner]

“Naw, man. I’m just standing here because I need a break from moving.”