Just Livin' in a Punk Rock World...

This is a blog solely devoted to the hatred of bottles. i hate them so much. also other random fun stuff and cool music.

[zoomerbro]

“Killer Party” a low budget horror short film by fuckyeah1990s

Tagline: “Killer Party” is a low budget homage to the direct to vhs horror films of the 80s and 90s

Genre: Low Budget Horror / Slasher

Length: 25 mins

Ok here it is, check it out guys. But, this is an incomplete cut of the film, its missing one scene, I’m leaving it out because its RATED NC-17.. but you can watch the Rated R cut of the film now. Also, if you watch this and like it, I have a feature length screenplay of this available, and if you, the viewing audience want me to make the feature film version, let me know. 

[4gifs]

[veryfunnymemes]

[tibets]

[projectendo-deactivated20210112]

reblog if you’re the worst

[pyronoid-d-deactivated20181217]

Pixels is probably gonna make it’s money back, which is honestly the worst thing ever

[suu-zu]

Tell everyone about your Adam Sandler racketeering theory

[pyronoid-d-deactivated20181217]

That’s not a theory, that is absolutely what he is fucking doing

[ironnyan]

Okay Dean, I need you tell me about your Adam Sandler racketeering theory.

[pyronoid-d-deactivated20181217]

Okay so Sandler movies get lots of viewers (for some reason) right so he can go to a big fucking studio like Sony Pictures (Pixels) and say “yo gimme $88 million dollars to make a movie” and since thats always worked before and his films have always made a return no matter how fucking awful they are (Mall Cop 2 made over 3x budget, Zohan made over 2x, Jack & Jill just barely missed out on 2x budget) they say “yeah go on then”

So now Sandler has $80 million to make a film with, and a bunch of friends who need paychecks to live on, right? So he just pays them for whatever half-assed performance they give (Kevin James, David Spade, Rob Schneider, etc) and they make a fucking movie. and its awful, but get this right

Product placement. In Gilmore, Happy gets sponsored by Subway to play golf, and in Jack & Jill, the plot of the movie basically revolves around advertising, specifically for Dunkin Donuts. You’ve got Gatorade in Waterboy, McDonalds and Hooters in Big Daddy, Popeyes Chicken in Little Nicky, Wendys in Mr Deeds, Bed Bath & Beyond in Click, MySpace in Funny People, KFC in Grown Ups (Kevin James is a fat man), and a bottle or can of Budweiser is in nearly every scene of That’s My Boy,

So basically, Sandler gets paid ridiculous amounts of money to make a film, gets paid even more money for product placement, then just pays his friends, and throws together an absolutely god awful film. And apparently because “Happy Gilmore/Billy Madison was funny!” (hint: they weren’t), people still go see his films twenty years later. And since he’s part producer on some of these films, he makes even more when stupid people go to see his films!

[totallynotagentphilcoulson]

You know, it’s absolutely amazing. Under the right circumstances, a filmmaker could make more money with a flop then he could with a hit!

[punlich]

You know you’re a 90s kid when you have no good source of income and want to die

[pittsburghdaydreams]

[hail-to-pitt]

That perfect moment when you drive up Forbes and see this beauty popping out of the sky…

[milominderbinderaukerman]

Litchfield Tower A truly is beautiful.

[purpleccem-deactivated20150424]

[sprachspiele]

[pittsburghdaydreams]

[90sold]

Empire Strikes Back (1980).

[skotothalamos]

When you’re told to evacuate because the Galactic Empire just took over your city, you only have time to grab the essentials.

[bloodravyn]

God, this guy is one of my favorite ridiculous EU characters along with Elan Sleazebaggano.

He was basically just a random extra with an ice cream maker, but they gave him an entire in-depth backstory about how he was a member of the Rebellion and that ice cream maker contained a lot of vital data and basically he single-handedly saved the Rebellion that day.

No really.

[radetzkymarch]

He has an action figure, of course, as does his ice cream maker computer datacore.

[soundsnotstr8]

Fuck.

[zoomwitch]

the star wars eu is a wild fucking ride

[iraffiruse]

[raggedick]

this is one of those posts i scrolled through extra slowly to make it last longer because i never wanted it to end.

[drilformers]

[naturalmomma-deactivated2015092]

I was dead at the firefighter one

[cloudstarwolf]

I also lost it at the firefirghter…

[ren-of-rationality]

The firefighter one is awesome, but how could you die before the aviation one?!  ”you would be ARRESTED and sent to JAIL for…I’m not sure, probably a lot of things” 

[whatshouldwecallme]

When my friend says she has to leave but I'm not ready to be alone

[best-of-memes]