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[jehovahhthickness]

You win $430 million tomorrow, wyd?

[lexxgotthejuice]

Not telling anybody.

[grandpaq]

Ask my mama to take me to McDonald’s and just wait for it….

[asia-divine]

Mom: Do you have McDonald’s mon…

[lenatheninjax3]

😂😂😂 the Rihanna gif

[magical-flying-moron]

this is the money Rihanna, reblog to have someone throw money at you

[transjudas]

John Mulaney back at it again with the relatable content

[paxamericana]

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

[socialistexan]

Calvin and Hobbes still relevant 25 years later.

[ithelpstodream]

[black-geek-supremacy]

☝🏿☝🏿☝🏿☝🏿☝🏿☝🏿☝🏿☝🏿☝🏿☝🏿☝🏿☝🏿☝🏿☝🏿☝🏿☝🏿

[westafricanbaby]

Lmaooo

[soravagemecrazy]

Deadass

[thecryptkeeper]

me at age 11 learning the word ‘fuck’:

[unclefather]

[sheilafitzcarraldo]

[goldensweetcheeks-deactivated20]

My headphones are IN… WHYYYY are you TALKING TO ME

[guardianofthecrown-deactivated2]

i am READING A BOOK why are you TALKING TO ME!!!!!

[xxinksxx]

I just WOKE UP why are you TALKING TO ME??????????

[musinvenusian]

I feel thiiis

[chleopatraapaige]

WOW

[spidey-hoco]

do you guys remember that theory about how the element in IM2 that tony rediscovered (from his dad) to replace the palladium arc reactor wasn’t actually an element, but was instead an infinity stone?? (thus the REAL reason why loki’s sceptor didn’t work on him in A1, in contrast to it just being clinky arc reactor metal in the way of tony’s heart?)

well, my head is spinning bc although this promo poster doesn’t “prove” anything, it surely adds more reason for speculation. and i’m over here like:

1) what does this mean for tony stark vs. thanos during infinity war?

2) is this why we’ve been getting those photos/trailer clips of what looks like tony with his arc reactor back in his chest?? and

3) did howard stark mean to create an infinity stone? if so, for what purpose? why did he never tell anyone else directly??? i have so many questions ugh

i really don’t know what to feel at all! @marvelentertainment i’m pained lmao

(twitter source: here)

[mondosmusicbox]

After like the 3rd failed attempt we finally got in!

[strangeparker]

[jars-filled-with-bones]

[nbamlb]

i’m laughing so hard because they really put pennywise on the stairs in this promo image, making this movie look like some political drama that also just happens to star a clown

[verifiedaccount]

The law and order sound but the second beat is a clown honk

[theartistformerlyknownasb]

My dad told me a story recently about how he was in Boy Scouts or something and they went on a hike and were each given a rifle and one single bullet to practice shooting with (idk, it was the 70s or whatever). One of his friends, whom I’ll refer to as Steel Balls for reasons that will soon become clear, beckons my dad to a part of the woods and points to a giant hornets nest up in a tree. SB announces that he’s going to shoot it, waits for my dad to take cover (as one should in this situation), and fires off his only round into the nest. Sure enough, a swarm of pissed off hornets descend upon SB, who stands stoically and perfectly still at the base of the tree. Dad maintains that, despite their buzzing right around him, none of the hornets stung his friend, and they soon calmed down and returned to their newly renovated nest. SB turns back to face my dad and imparts this chunk of wisdom: “That’s the secret to dealing with hornets, Jim. They don’t know humans make rifle shots; they don’t know where the noise came from. You gotta stand still and don’t move, and they won’t chase you. If you run, they know you’re guilty.” Apparently dad was so awed he gave up his single bullet so SB could shoot the nest a second time, with the same results.

Long story short: hornets can sense guilt and there are people in the world who have tested this theory.

[lucifire]

[thecaptainoutoftime]

Steves on a Plane

[explodingcrenelation]

[samwilsons-pillowpecs-deactivat]

😆😆😆😆😆

[sad--gittarius]

Dumbledore, died at age 115

Horcruxes made: 0

Voldemort, died at age 71

Horcruxes made: 7

Conclusion: Voldemort was the most useless, magic dependant wizard that ever existed. He could have lived till like 200 if he just ate well and exercised, but no he had to go and split up his soul and ruin perfectly good jewellery, fucking dumbass.

[lunalovegoodjunior]

this sounds like it was written by hermione granger at 1 am

[roaringstream]

He tried to use an advanced death magic spell to kill a baby. He literally doesn’t know how to do anything without magic. Just drop it out a window my dude, babies are so delicate

[son-of-drogo]

Aaand that was Ron