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(sobbing on the floor) i'm amazing digital worthless

the enemy drank water today. did you?

I hate you Ozempic craze I hate you 'heroin chic' I hate you weight loss ads on public radio I hate Burn Fat Fast ads every thirty seconds I hate you I hate you I hate you

infertilityidol

#death #hole #homeboys #weiner #weiners

eebie

I got a letter... The name on the envelope said "Pjackk."

eebie

kuttithevangu

All fantasy authors wish they had a bigger bathtub in their house. You can tell by every bathing scene ever written into a fantasy novel

toastradamus-deactivated2022111

haters will see you ressurect and be like “he cant afford a funeral”

itwashotwestayedinthewater

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

pansy2025

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

mezzodical

69shrimp

why dont you make like a tree and feel the breeze and the sun and the changing of the seasons. and Grow

boymounter

so many people don't understand how abelist it is to kill your brother with a rock

conspiracydawg

the funny thing about socializing cats at the animal shelter is that it can sometimes be quite difficult to tell the difference between a cat who's very scared, but unwilling to move or hiss, and will strike or bite if you touch them, and a cat who's a little scared and unwilling to move, but doesn't mind being touched. which means that sometimes I go through the whole process of acclimating a cat to my hand being in their kennel, getting them used to my hand as a moving object, slowly making my way closer and closer to them, testing which angles of approach bother them the least, and eventually making contact, only for the cat to look at me like "thanks for finally petting me. are you stupid or something?"