oh hell fuckin yeah baybie!!!!

my name is Kyle and i dont remember the security questions to my minecraft dot net account so i still have an emo skin from 2013 banner by lootere

[sarostheghostcat]

minecraft monsters are so fucking funny weve got

zombies which look like the default player character. this has no lore implicatjons

skeletons. inexplicably they carry bows.

spiders that are two metres wide and hiss like snakes (imagine how fucking terrifying this would be in real life)

walking bush that wants nothing more than to explode while standin next to you. also theyre afraid of cats

three metre tall guy with social anxiety so bad they try to kill you if you look at them. also they can teleport

really sad ghost

zombies 2: underwater edition

spiders again but now they poison you

fish that kills you with a mind beam

[evevoli]

NEW MC SNAPSHOT......... when i say i screamed out loud

i've been waiting for this for TWELVE YEARS

[acacia-propaganda]

I can’t stop thinking about this video

[allycattiny]

[abkvs]

im so fucking high dude you cant show me this shit

[abkvs]

WHAT DO YOU MEAAAAN YOURE A "Mushroom Fields Enderman"

YOU LOOK LIKE IF THE DARK SOULS PUNCHROOM WAS A TWINK

[quaintpanic]

ooohh somewhere i'm not supposed to be

[bigboobyhalo]

/j /lh /s /p /pos /nm /time set day /gamemode creative /gamerule keepInventory true

[crewtawn]

Picture of this weird guy who kept putting red lights in my house and robbed my diamond ring from me. Fuck this Brian guy or whatever.

[kaijuno]

[kaijuno]

This interior design shit easy

[kaijuno]

[squeakitties]

[txttletale]

minecraft for the last few years has had maybe the most confused development direction of All Time

[txttletale]

theres one guy at minecraft who is under the impression they are making an educational game to teach kids about different types of igneous rocks and what foods are bad for what animals and anopther guy at minecrasft who is uinder the impression hes making Skyrim Remasdtered: Blocks Edition. and one guy who has wastched Youtubrs and is under the impression theyre desighing Industrial Slaughter Simulator 2024. and all of them live in separate offices and add their updatres independently of each other and dont know the others exist

[txttletale]

guy 1: bad news everyone we have to take out wolf domestication because i Just Learned you cant domesticate wolfs in real life

guy 2: SPear. Lets add the Spear. itll be like the sword but different because 1. its its a Spear, 2 its more Tactical. guys are you hearing this shit. Spear Update

guy 3: we have heard the feedback of the community and will be increasing the spawnrate of helpless baby seals in the vicinity of the Crusher block to make blubber farms more efficeint

microsoft: anyway we're pleased to abnoucned another entry in the awesome minecraft IP, "big trough of uneaten pig food (creeper shaped)"

[yanmagotchi]

Here's my bingo card for the minecraft movie

[mezimraky]

BABE WAKE UP THEY ARE GIVING THE ENDERMAN A BOYFRIEND

[kom01010]

new freak just dropped

[prismsoup]

Watched the horrible minecraft movie trailer </3 My friends and I decided to make this stupid thing while suffering Bingo to find out how bad that movie is actually going to be

@a-witch-in-a-dumpster thank you for half the ideas <3

[hellenar-ts]

i made this meme in a blind rage

[banchie]

Chat they made Minecraft into a silly goofy cringe movie even through Minecraft is actually about life and earth and the universe and tearing meaning out of the ground and molding it with your hands into something that you can be proud of. They made the pink sheep look ugly and funny for a cheap laugh when it should’ve been a beautiful moment where you, age eleven, come across this rarity, this beautiful anomaly and you hold its face in your hands and stare into its chocolate brown eyes and you realize what the whole world is about. Chat they made it into a joke

[girlfriended]

thank u miku