POWER IN MISERY

redacted recalcitrant repressed becky, 22, she

[treecitysessions]

Text I got from my guy friend who’s currently dating a man for the first time when I asked him how it’s going

[treecitysessions]

I heavily fw bro

[oeing-oeing-clay]

wow dude jts so awesome that your car is loud as fuck and smells worse when it drives past. thags fucking epic man. i really like how it hurts to listen to you drive past and it scares people. thats awesome man. i really like your car that makes a loud as fuck fart sound. fucking epic dude

[epilepticsaints]

[ewaneneollav]

*sits up in bed, stretches, yawns* it’s another beautiful, glorious day full of opportunity a- *ominous bell toll and i am instantly replaced with a 10,000-year-old mummy sitting in the exact same pose*

[ratfuck]

[moami]

Someone who’s not German tell me what this is.

[nuguflops]

cutter for the foil put over the top of bottles

[genevawashere-deactivated202107]

Well this idiot is clearly not German. It’s for trimming Mein penis

[intactics-deactivated20250505]

does anybody have the shark tank kratom dog ashes "that's a perky!" screenshot

[importantandunavoidable]

[eldritchgirlthing]

the rapture happened but they only took pjackk

[tartmagica]

[monidoll]

combining light and dark soy sauce to make morally ambiguous and nuanced soy sauce

[sacred-portal]

[sm64mario]

I met every single creepy pasta and they wre all nice to me

[nachoparty]

My post is awesome!

[lukois]

*clutches my purse and starts walking a little bit faster*

[9238dralle5-deactivated20210924]

EDGE desperately needs to take the piss out of that stupid ass sensory deprivation quote unquote “documentary” from vice, please please please

[wayneradiotv]

[9238dralle5-deactivated20210924]

You mind telling me how you got your hands on this photo of my father? It also looks like the photo was taken at a distance, are you stalking me and my fucking fham?

[wayneradiotv]

im… im sorry, im… oh my god….

[9238dralle5-deactivated20210924]

Ooooooo. Ooo.

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

crush totally wasn't impressed by my miraculous flying machine fml

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

oh my god i just saw her get onto an airship with a woman whose tophat has at least twice as many sprockets as mine. i will be killing myself with an elaborate pneumatic pistol tonight

[theehorsepusssy]

[brfran]

this is my favorite video of all time