POWER IN MISERY

redacted recalcitrant repressed becky, 22, she

[puddox]

[deploybits]

marilyn manson got a surgery to give himself more ribs to stop him from sucking his own dick

[worst-wizard-ever]

do u think tf2 would be any different if they all worked at McDonald's instead of as mercenaries

no

[cheaphalloweencostume]

funniest sound in the world is a cat smacking shit hard as fuck with their little stupid paw

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reminder that i dont have a single art class but go down to the AP class 3x a day and either do nothing or use ¼ cup of paint to make these horrible orangutan paintings and i plan to make more

[dogpuppy]

[ultra-baklan-the-ovosh]

[draculaflow3]

You should have reblogged that from me… ME…!

[capacity2]

I just can’t believe some of u are soooo young u didn’t experience the early 2000s at all like even briefly . U were born and ur mother door dashed you home from the hospital

[starlit-syncopation]

actually i was in the NICU for a couple weeks after being pieced together by surgeons but whatever lmao

[capacity2]

That’s because she used klarna. To pay through 4 easy installments with no interest

[feralratbitesu]

breakfast from when before i eated it

[feralratbitesu]

okay. here is my breakfast from before time began

[3000s]

"what would you do in this situation?"

i would sell airbrushed tshirts of spongebob smoking weed at the oceanfront

[thej0ry]

What would you do if you were scrolling through recommended tumblr posts and one was from someone you don't know and it was just a picture of your dad captioned "fucking hate this guy" and it had hundreds of notes

[meshugenist]

reblog it

[boringkate]

Starting to think that gender roles might not be very groovy or shagadelic.

[achillesinhighheels]

It’s a tony soprano summer

[godisafujoshi]

What this means

[uncensoredhijabii]

[bgm05]

Spamton has been beaten up by two flies and a beetle in a fight over a tablet of Claritin D

[cadmium-free]

if you’ve ever thought i’m standoffish, politely distant, or generally hard to befriend, know in your heart that i’m exactly the same in real life. my neighbours just showed up at my door drunk on Canada Day celebrations and told me how desperate they’ve been to meet me for the past few months and then tried to fix the water pump in my basement

[cadmium-free]

one of the neighbours returned today with heavy machinery and gravel and fixed my driveway. i feel like a feral animal they’re trying to coax with little treats

[cadmium-free]

they've told me the gossip which is that a few years back a 70 yr old man collapsed the bridge at the end of my road by driving his tractor over it, lost his tractor in the river, climbed back up the cliff unscathed, walked an hour home, and then the whole road fell into disrepair and all the campgrounds closed and the once popular waterfall down the road became obscure and secret. so like, be the change you want to see in the world. collapse a bridge to chase out the tourists. also you can lose widespread knowledge in under 10 years if one old man collapses a bridge

[cadmium-free]

also i met this bridge collapsing old man on a walk a few months ago and he said to me "you should check out the river at the end of the road, there's a tractor in it!" like he wasn't the one who put it there

[sexchangedotcom]

when your wire letterboxd mutual sees you log a cloth movie