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[mingletheweirdstuff-kawaii]

when u scratch the itch tho

"ohoho, that's tremendous. ohhhh, that felt really good..."

completely workable to quote after u scratch ur own human itch, I'm laughing

Indeed, laughing and laughing...

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[mingletheweirdstuff-kawaii]

Yeesh, perverts knew.

[mingletheweirdstuff-kawaii]

Since I can’t read that in this, I’ll just pull my move

By copy and pasting this.

Don’t judge me.

Here’s the original poster’s opinion, without the wait.

Adding the tab cuz why not…

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[mingletheweirdstuff-kawaii]

Kay.

casual reminder that testing is canonically the most intense experience Wheatley's ever had in his entire life and probably his first time experiencing real physical pleasure like that

"But when I DO test, ohhhhh! Man alive! Nothing feels better!"

"Ohh, YEEEEESSSS!"

"Ahhhohhhhhh, wow..."

oh god when he says "wow" like that I can't fucking take it at all, by pressing his buttons you are literally making him come hard blowing his mind with pleasure omg how did this make it into an E rated game dear lord

[smerchsexualfrustrationblog]

Awwright, smut

Phew, that was one hell of a show and- hey, um, what are you…I’d rather not…

Backstage? No no no no no, we can’t do that, somebody will catc-oh.

Not going to lie, that feels reeally good…ah.

Hey, whatever you’re doing with your tongue; could you keep doing it? 

If you could, um, maybe go a little faster please- ooh yess. That’s brilliant.

Oh, man alive, don’t s-stop…

Wait, ah-AH! Stop! I’m g-going to come too fast..

Ah…hah…mmm.

Oh, I’m coming! I’m coming! Ahhh, oh wow.

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ohhh maaaan tho that dream i had last night

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[mingletheweirdstuff-kawaii]

i was playing ch 8 but like i was in the first test and i guess it was not me solving it it was like i was watching someone else actually and when they solved it they looked up at him and just

i didn't want

that

but my brain just decided to uh

omg

it was bad enough that it woke me up it woke me up because i remember thinking "i have a huge boner now thank s wheatley" and groaning quite loudly irl "ohhhmygod ohhh WOW"

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[mingletheweirdstuff-kawaii]

when someone doesn't fw Splatoon, Aphex Twin, Squarepusher, Portal or my preferabilities in my asian hometown:

[mingletheweirdstuff-kawaii]

I'm baaackkkk-

here's some stuff I've been digging lately or now...

First... Fixation on Squarepusher...

NOW... I have been introduced to Squarepusher when I found that song in the IDM essentials playlist in Spotify, now as I was saying... it was unknowningly a banger. Then, I dug deeper into Squarepusher's discography and seeing the top 10 tracks from him... and, oh. Yeah, that rocks like a pine tree. And here's a GIF and some music that rocks the situation...

that's one hell of a EQ.

very groovy with flangeristic effects, drums.

let the bass kick, surely you'll vibe when it goes off...

*unintelligible babbling*

explicit, but with groovy drum drill jams and samples... and more to come because i don't have time.

Wonderland, Sunday 16th October... (that's all the lyrics said.)

click this thing below to continue my story about how i'm back from a long hiatus...

And then... Aphex Twin.

Now, I'm not sure how I got introduced in what time, maybe March or April... And... I really don't know what the story is... so have some tracks...

Love epoch, global phenomlomenamental...

screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee- *industrial jam here*

this is why i love this song, the bass, they're amazing.

oh look, it's that song which has the hidden spectrogram easter egg face in it!1!!

what you're hearing is "i want your soul, i will eat your soul."-typa shit. (kinda)

That's all I got and hope you'll get moving...

(i still keep the portal phase and mark this post as an additional music suggestion, why not)

[cadmiumwanders-inactive]

cybercrosis said: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS

ohhhhhhh, yeeeeeees. well done.

[mega-39s]

I TRIED TO RICKROLL SADS BUT IT BACKFIRED AND NOW SHE’S SENDING ME WHEATLEY THINGS OH NO

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there was no rickroll there that was a wheatroll

“ohh yess…”

[mega-39s]

that should be an actual term omg

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I’m never gonna give you up

Never gonna let you down

[wellspokenrambler-blog]

me: *opens tab*

Wheatley: *LOUD GROAN OF PLEASURE*

me: *closes tab*

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omg

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oh no

the british guy i sometimes live with but really don't like just yelled/moaned "ohhhhhh, YES! auuuugh." (because of gaming)

i am conflicted and really mad at him i

ears are violated

am not sure if i'm shivering because gross or something else

[cadmiumwanders-inactive]

well whaddya know he does this more than once

i am so fucking sorry

(the first one belongs to this person; the second two are mine…)

[cadmiumwanders-inactive]

Why does he do this face after every time he comes hard tho

[mingletheweirdstuff-kawaii]

dunnow ..

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THREE MINUTES TO GET CREAM OF WHEAT I can’t

[geiji-deactivated20181018]

WITH THE PRESS OF A BUTTON YOU’LL HAVE STEAMING HOT CREAM OF WHEAT

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[mingletheweirdstuff-kawaii]

OH GODDAMMIT LMAO

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THREE MINUTES TO GET CREAM OF WHEAT I can’t

[geiji-deactivated20181018]

WITH THE PRESS OF A BUTTON YOU’LL HAVE STEAMING HOT CREAM OF WHEAT

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hey guys…

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oh my god….

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he’s such a little moron. I love that gif so much, look at his face just when he stops rolling his eye, he shakes when he chuckles and then stares up like you’re his entire world

[aperturemurder-deactivated20141]

I imagine, in that moment, you would be though. He’d be thinking of nothing other than what your doing and how good it makes him feel.

[stilliammemyself-deactivated201]

Ewwwww I’ve never even SEEN that before

[cadmiumwanders-inactive]

lmao

[mingletheweirdstuff-kawaii]

yo, more like cream of Wheatley (??????????)

...

..

HAHAHAHAHA-

[path-of-the-borealis]

Me: *playing portal 2 in the lounge Wheatley: oooUGHGH *nuts* Me:  :’/

My mum, on the couch beside me: ⇎_⇎

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“Please solve it… just press the button, luv…”

[mingletheweirdstuff-kawaii]

ooh.

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I was going to draw Wheatley with a different expression than this but that really didn’t turn out so good so I did this one instead.

Unfortunately I’m just not good enough at drawing yet to give him the proper level of expression. It looks sorta plain imho. Wehh… well, this is supposed to be um, solution euphoria related “Ohhhhh yeeeeeees. Well done” I MEAN WHAT :( wow this looks so dumb. At least it’s in-character, then. MORON

shamecube.gif woohoo

[mingletheweirdstuff-kawaii]

damnnn-

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Look at this disgusting example of a horny robot, staring seductively, and people wonder why I always imagine him with a hardon in this scene… disgusting…

[mingletheweirdstuff-kawaii]

Ewww.

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Is he moaning? Is he fucking moaning you are so fucking lucky I can’t see who this is via mobile or else I’m gonna… I’m gonna do nothing but sit here. Very quietly. And solemnly. Not looking at the screen. Looking anywhere except the screen and this squinting. Squinting while moaning. Thinking about my life choices. And definitely not wanting to make him make this face by myself alone in a room behind closed (soundproof)doors„,