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Phoenix thought he would beat Sova in drinkingâŠ
*russian hardbass playing in the background*
The best part is the fact that out of the two of them Martha Stewart was the one who went to prison.
WaitâŠwhat?
Wiiiiild. He did commit murder (in self defense - no judging) and Americaâs Best Housewife was sent to jail because of insider trading, securities fraud, obstruction of justice and conspiracy. This is wiiiiiild đđđ
also he has every right to make fun of kanye west considering snoop has had a successful career for about two decades including his own cookbook and appearing in movies whereas kanye is a flat earther who had to crowdfund another album because he ran out of money despite kim kardashian being with him, not having the money to produce another album should be the metric when you know you can tell a musician has failed somewhere in either money management or actually being a musician rather then a famous trainwreck
snoop dogg is a good man who loves cooking, nature, and supporting the dreams of young children in poverty. kanye west helped get trump elected.
seriously though check out his cookbook its beautiful
and filled with lgiht humor, legit cooking, and charming life stories
Whenever I think about snoop I remember that episode of cribs where he lived in an unusually modest house compared to everyone else on that show, spent the entire time with his young daughter hugging onto his leg and dragging her around as he walked. He even talked about how he didnât want his kids to be musicians and that he just wants them to have a chance at a normal life / he doesnât wish music career drama on anyone
The dude is mega down to earth for having a networth of 135 million dollars and staying relevant for longer than some of the top charting musicians have been alive
he says he keeps a supply of poptarts in the house for his nieces/nephews and grandkids but admits theyre really for him and then goes on to discuss what selection of condiments your fridge should have to jazz up leftover takeout hes one of the most thoroughly human humans ive ever known of
Doesnât he also coach football for kids, and stops smoking during the season to set a good example for the kids?
all these people going on about how Hozier is the peak representation of musical soft masculinity when Snoop has been out here rocking the smoothest braids and most hype manicures for decades
Have you seen his Planet Earth voiceover video? Itâs the best thing Iâve ever heard. Man knows nothing about otters
Plizzanet Earth is a joy. Hereâs the playlist:
What a delightful sleeping bag
If someone broke into your tent trying to murder you you could just scare them off as a bear.
and if a bear broke a into your tent you can go âsorry, Iâve already been eatenâ
avengers endgame is barely even a movieÂ
i dont even mean this in an exaggerated âhaha this sucks lolâ way i mean that avengers endgame is just a three hour compilation of âhey remember this guy? remember when this happened? do you get this reference? do you get this callback?â + a big ugly muddy CGI battle that exists for the sole purpose of eliciting cheers out of an audience. you strip all that away or even just reduce it and itâs nothingÂ
What happened to just enjoying spectacle and having fun? Do you guys watch fireworks and criticize the plot?
i have fun criticising shitty movies also whats a fireworkÂ
A quick translation:
Dude: OK, guys, letâs assign the disasters. Hum, tsunami. Who wants the tsunami?
2004: Yeah, Iâll have the tsunami.
Dude: OK, 2004 has the tsunami. 2012, do you still want the asteroid?
2012: Nah, no need.
Dude: Cool, letâs schedule that for 2030. OK, 2020, I have-
2020: FIRES.
Dude: OK, we can do fires, no problem-
2020: NUCLEAR TENSION.
Dude: Fires and⊠nuclear tension?
2020: PANDEMIC.
Dude: 2020, you canât just- just have EVERYTHING-
2020: KOBE BRYANT DIES IN A HELICOPTER ACCIDENT.
1986: Wh-whoâs Kobe Bryant?
1347: Heli-what?
Dude: So, youâre asking for fires, nuclear tension, a pandemic AND the death of basketball legend in your year!?
2020: TILL MARCH.
Dude: Câmon. Guys, help me with this.
1986: I would say something, but⊠CHERNOBYL! Oops, am I right?
2014: At least you still have the twin towers.
2000: Wait, what do you mean?
1347: I agree that 2020 is pushing it-
1945: YOUâRE LITERALLY- Youâre the high point of the Bubonic plague!
1347: Oh, much apologies, Sir TWO ATONIC BOMBS!
1945: Itâs ATOMIC, you f*ing medieval-
1347: Who are you calling medieval, G.I. Joe. Go play with your-
1945: Here we go again-
2000: Now, seriously, what-
1: Yâall want BREAD?!
1347, with a funny accent: Look at me! I have ME.DI.CI.NE.
the comedic timing really carries even when you donât speak the language
If anyone tries to tell you that Shakespeare is stuffy or boring or highbrow, just remember that the word ânothingâ was used in Elizabethan era slang as a euphemism for âvaginaâ.Â
Shakespeare has a play called âMuch Ado About Nothingâ, which you could basically read in modern slang as âFreaking Out Over Pussyâ. And thatâs pretty much exactly what happens in the play.Â
Itâs also a pun with a third meaning. Thereâs the sex sense of much ado about ânothingâ, thereâs the obvious sense that people today see, and then thereâs the fact that in Shakespeareâs day, ânothingâ was pronounced pretty much the same as ânotingâ, which was a term used for gossip. So, âFlamewar Over Rumorsâ works as a title interpretation, too.
The reason we call Shakespeare a genius is that he can make a pussy joke in the same exact words he uses to make biting social commentary about letting unverified gossip take over the discourse.
So like.
A truly accurate modern translation would be âI Cunt Believe He Said Thatâ?
only a true bisexual is able to pull three puns at once
*Click*
It baffles me how many advertisers choose to spend their five seconds of guaranteed watch time not by saying anything about their product but instead talking about skipping the ad
finding out that almost all other animals donât have periods like we do and instead simply reabsorb the egg back into their uterine lining to reuse the nutrients is like finding out the rest of the class has been taking WILDLY easier tests than you for the whole semester
like, hey, cat why donât you have to use your Cat Dollars to invest in tampons? And cat is just like: fuck that noise, my body is OPTIMAL for not being made of inconvenient nonsense, sucks to be you
wack.
humans: hey, bleeding every month is actually really cumbersome and I lose both valuable nutrients AND fluids I need for survival? What the fuck is up?
evolution: yes, alright, but have you considered this about it? *cartoon blow horn noise*Â
Human bodies suck for many reasons including but not limited to:
Periods
Bad backs
Permanent breasts that do not leave once baby is weaned
Dangerously large, unprotected, and non retractable male reproductive systems
Huge brain takes up way too much energy gotta eat more sleep less
Baby brain bigger than hips guess birth is life threatening now
Takes like 25 years for big brain to even finish maturing
âąTeeth are critical to living, yet not designed to last more than a few years without constant intervention and upkeep, and donât grow back if this is not accomplished. Also, losing your teeth means the bones in your ear will shift, and your hearing will worsen.
âąBreathing, eating, communication all from the same pathway, major choking hazard. Give me a dolphin style breathing tube.
âąMost pleasurable nerve endings on the body locating on the filthiest parts of you, guarenteed spread of bacteria.
âąknees and shoulders have almost zero capability to heal correctly, once they break, theyâre basically broken forever without massive outside influence.
truer words
Mike Shapiro going on about a young G-Man that learnt to be a troublemaker and get away with it is honestly the mood boost I needed after buying The Final Hours. According to Mike, his hypothetical family wouldâve loved him dearly, too. So thereâs that for the fanbase to go bananas over.
Anyone else listen to 'Jolene' and hear this lady singing that her man would drop her like a hot potato at a moment's notice and spend the whole thing thinking "honey you can do better"
Dolly just throw the whole man out
đ” He'd stick his dick in cheese soufflĂ©
In plumbing pipes, a lump of clay
There's nothing he'd not try to fuck, Jolene
When I think 'bout his moral code
And the happiness that I am owed
To be honest, you can have his ass, Jolene đ”
Seeing Pop Vinyl figures is like
pop vinyl is like, taco bell in demolition man. it won the vinyl toy wars, in that, through brute force and basic nerd culture appeal (ânerdsâ are about the easiest crowd of people to appease and market to), it soundly crushed the entire vinyl figurine scene circa 2011, 2012 and now is the sole vinyl toy company left standing.
I didnât even realize that there were other companies making that crap. But it makes sense why there only had to be one as you have to get the licensing to appeal to these heathens
They were really like, 3d illustrations, alot of companies popping up to do limited runs of a gr8 illustratorâs designs in like 2003-2008âŠ.
It all began in asia, namely Japan, with post-war period like, resin kaiju and other figurines which were a huge collectable hit toward the 90s, 00s because of the sentiment and nostalgia attached to them
But things really started happening around the turn of the millenium, in hongkong, with Toy2R, who in 2001 launch the Qee (like keychain, get it?) and in Japan with Medicom Toyâs Bearbrick as a sort of nostalgic throwback to this style of toy - who, thanks to labels like Bathing Ape, it gained traction among the urban aesthetic and fashion cliques across the ocean in like, Sanfrancisco, Los angeles and new york. So suddenly in north america, in cutting edge urban fashion stores, these Qees and bearbricks started showing up. And in these cases, they started getting fashion label exclusives made, establishing their in vogue status in the west
Hot on the heels of this trend, american companies sprung up to do their own take on the bearbrick, which is when kid robot enters the scene and takes it to the next step and introduced the munny and dunny, blank customs and had up and coming artists use it as a template for limited run collections. And it got insanely popular and helped launch it into a fan scene
By 2008, âdesigner toysâ and custom vinyl was hitting it huge, it was massively popular as an underground art scene thing. It was around this time that I discovered it while i was in newyork, on and off again visiting and periodically living with my girlfriend as a shit head 18 year old at the time lmao.
Anyway, this landed kid robot deep in the illustration and by extension, comic book scene, especially as they started doing limited run license productions like the Simpsons and Marvel comics. The simpsons series was a huge hit, appealing to nerds everywhere rather than artist types. Eventually they started showing up in comic conventions, namely SDCC in san diego
and then this is where Funko enters the scene, a basic toy company that in 2005 had been sold to a nightclub manager keen to monetize the fuck out of it. Funko were already producing licensed bobbleheads under the âFunko Forceâ and other collectable for nerd properties alongside other venders at comic cons.
Which puts Funko in the same space as Kid Robot and independent venders showcasing their personal vinyl toy projects at the height of vinyl toy popularity in 2009, 2010. Funko saw this trend and in 2010 decided they should launch their own brand of vinyl toys like the Dunny, called Funko Force 2.0
It debuted at San diego comic con 2010. I saw it with my own eyes. I didnt care because i never gave a shit about capeshit when i went to comic con lmfao. At the time there were soooo many half assed attempts to ape the vinyl toy fad from a number of collectable companies, that it never leaped out at me. Even Disney attempted to do it.
I was too busy getting the Kid Robot SDCC 2010 Exclusive shit, still the king of the roost and still generally doing creative shit with the medium.
Kid Robot at the time were collaborating with Yo Gabba Gabba
I was a fool not to notice what was happening, really.Â
Funko Force 2.0
It was a huge hit.
They quickly released and doubled down on the next step of their Line of toys: Pop!
Funko shot for licenses over independent artist collections and it just kept printing money. Demand was mega high. Stores and vendors that started putting out blind boxes from KR and other companies threw that out in favour of the more successful and lucrative Pop!
in a matter of years, the vinyl toy scene got hyper saturated by Pop! and licensed vinyl collectables that we have now arrived to this:
The designer toy scene exhausted itself and all that remains really, in this wasteland of creativity, is Funko Pop! and itâs derivatives.
I have some friends who were producing independent designer toys in 2010 and interest in their work sloped off heavily because the whole vinyl toy scene was now hijacked and defined by banal consumer nerd culture. Anybody past the year 2010, who would be getting their first impressions of vinyl, were seeing Pop! and it really turned them off of it unless they really only care for Pop!âs products and nothing else besides. So anyone still getting vinyl are really only going for Pop! And my artist friends, they are still salty over it lmao
RIP IN PiECE
and this is why I have to stifle my displeasure when friends show me their newest Funko PopâŠ.
Snake touching the people he loves
Rescued eagle angrily bathingÂ
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i love mgs1 graphics
When people ask me what I do for fun: well this week I paid a voice actor from a video game that came out in 1998 to say something really gay
The brief was for Otacon to generally admonish Snake (Dave) for not picking up after himself and for not being a very good domestic husband
Christopher absolutely ran with it; this man is a gift and itâs so much fun to see how much he and DH still love their fans ;_;