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“Me and my friends are making a Half Life mod. So far we only have sounds. It’s a mess” by NimAbyss@Nimabyss2_
what a week huh?
The Evil Within 2 (2017)
Shit Handsome Jack Does
Call the Vault Hunters on their ECHOS at 4 in the morning and just recite the Bee Movie script. Every time they hang up he just calls them back and picks right back up where he left off
Timothy and his nervous breakdown number 200
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Some additional dialog Jack has if you re-enter the trophy case after picking up the Gortys upgrade.
Hj be like “I died cool! >D ….. I died ): …. But I died cool >D!!”
i exist to provide poor quality jokes
this has been stuck in my head for like three days i had to jsut get it oUT
Assassin’s Creed
May I offer you a turnip in this trying time
What she says: I’m fine
What she means: The Handsome Jack AI should be ambiguously inside a Roomba in Borderlands 3. I’m afraid Gearbox doesn’t know that this is on the table, and is possibly the best thing that could be done with the character at this point? No dialogue, just a REALLY BAD Roomba. People keep trying to get rid of it or buy Rhys a new one but Rhys is always like weirdly defensive about it and won’t throw it away.
Können wir damit erstmal sämtliche Diskussion beenden?
Nein, das heißt Boulette
Fleischküchle
WIE BITTE???
My favorite part of the plague doctor outfit is the walking stick because it was mostly used to examine patients without touching them but apparently it was also used to keep people a respectable distance from the doctor.
Someone sick with bubonic plague: doctor please I'm--
Some goth harbinger of death crow-looking dude: get the fuck away from me *slaps him with a stick*
Apparently plague doctors would also sometimes offer it to patients to use for self-flagellation in the hopes that God would forgive them and take away their plague
Someone sick with bubonic plague: doctor....please ....
Goth harbinger of death crow-looking dude: *holding out walking stick* I prescribe you 50cc's of go beat the shit out of yourself
Sick peasant: please, there has to be something you can do to help me-
Plague doctor: VIBE CHECK
Russian exorcisms be like
This bitch haunted… YEET
From what i could roughly understand: [no idea sorry] *GASP* *exhale* “In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit, FUCK OFF, please.”
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