ya bitch just turned 30 today wassup

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ya bitch just turned 30 today wassup
He's my angel
Choking is great. But face grabbing? Gripping them by their jaw and squeezing until their mouth is forced open… The way their lips pout up… The feeling of the inside of their cheeks sliding over their teeth…. Look at me…
@letitrainathousandflames im turning your tags into a reaction image
How dare you leave this in the tags.
notice how everyones 30 now
[ID: A tweet by TylerAlterman:
"In the middle of a "forcing party" where friends and I are forcing one another to do the things that we've been avoiding.
So far: [bullet list] A passport has been filed for; An inbox has been zero'd; A personal website has been created; & more.
I recommend this format!"]
call that attending an Executive Function
People online are willing to hate for so little. I made an unserious post about how my friend watches instagram reels a bit too loudly sometimes and got comments about how he’s an awful person and that I need to ditch him as a friend. Buddy… it’s really not that deep
On the internet everybody hates you, your friends, your partners, your spouses, your parents, fucking EVERYBODY. Oh, you and your partner sleep in separate rooms because they snore? You must secretly hate each other and need to break up NOW. Your friend missed brunch because they overslept? Ditch them immediately. Your grandpa doesn’t understand neopronouns? No contact until he dies.
There’s a secret character in all of your relationships. It’s the internet, and they want you to be as lonely as possible. They hate your friends, family, and partners for the smallest of flaws
how to commit to the bit properly
hey now
My tummy hurts, no doubt because of my many sins and transgressions
Light Pollution: The Overuse & Misuse of Artificial Light at Night
The Dark Site Finder map lets you get a good sense of where near you might be good for stargazing.
Where's that tweet about how American chants are "let's go [team name] and some other country (Irish?) fans are "I've made up a song about the other team's drinking problem to the tune of London Bridge Is Falling Down one two three"?
Artist @ cartumante on X
The legacies people leave behind in you.
My handwriting is the same style as the teacher’s who I had when I was nine. I’m now twenty one and he’s been dead eight years but my i’s still curve the same way as his.
I watched the last season of a TV show recently but I started it with my friend in high school. We haven’t spoken in four years.
I make lentil soup through the recipe my gran gave me.
I curl my hair the way my best friend showed me.
I learned to love books because my father loved them first.
How terrifying, how excruciatingly painful to acknowledge this. That I am a jigsaw puzzle of everyone I have briefly known and loved. I carry them on with me even if I don’t know it. How beautiful.
absolutely obsessed with these tags
No it's not that I don't appreciate the flirting, I just wish you wouldn't do it while I'm in the middle of vivisecting you. Yes I know that it's really hot when I'm covered in your blood elbow deep in your chest cavity that's why I keep vivisecting you. But I keep getting flustered and dropping your liver and its really slippery so I keep dropping it over and over again leading to very comedic slapstick comedy where I slip on your blood and fall over really funny
posts that are significantly funnier with timestamps. what the fuck was i doing on christmas posting this