Hey Dude

mixed indigenous american (kokwel, german, welsh). bi. gender is a social construct. history masters student with the eyebags of a scholar (sleep-deprived). diagnosed late autistic. mentally dating arthur morgan. ask me about my research project on medieval monsters and dragons, i'm so normal about it. im an artist but i suck. dont commission me.

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[leofwines-deactivated20250831]

everything feels like this

[borgevino]

so fucking stupid that meds literally work. "swallow this pebble it makes you think" hateful

[hellish-undeath]

i love medications and swallowing pills #mypebbles

[chloecat]

don’t forget to swallow your pebbles today girls

[saulwexler]

me in 2024: It's not enough to just survive. I want to LIVE

me in 2026: Not driving off the cliff is an act of trying. If you think about it.

[kawaiinightmaresoul]

Ah yes, a mug with my favorite character, Picolas Cage. The advertising on this site is spot on as per usual.

[alexanderwales]

It's absolutely crazy that intellectual labor can wipe you out. It seems like it shouldn't be a thing, like your stores of brain juice shouldn't be able to be depleted in that way.

I feel like a wizard that's out of spell slots, and to me that's a hackish mechanical limitation put in place to try to balance the classes.

[favouritefi]

Finally bought some good china

[rodrickheffeley]

there's something stupid going inside my head

[rodrickheffeley]

[huffylemon]

[tautline-hitch]

"lol who cares about historical accuracy i'm just here for porn" well first off those of us with historical accuracy fetishes

[beatbizzle]

I overheard a woman at my job say "Your whole personality revolves around what you hate instead of what you love and thats an awful way to live." to the resident vocal Maga in the breakroom.

He was stunned into silence for at least 60 seconds so that was nice.

[were--ralph]

Missed the parry on his cumshot and now im pregnant

[thickness-protection-program]

Damn skill issue. I perfectly parried his cumshot and made himself pregnant

[agentpan]

thanks tumblr, maybe i will try ringworm if you dont have anything else

[depsidase]

[cpericardium]

[patheticguy43]

[heartshapedbedmp3]

^ what this deathclaw just experienced

[inbabylontheywept]

you're not allowed to bring wireless devices into classified areas and a security guy noticed a square phone-ish shape in my pocket so he asked me to show him what it was and i had to show him my can of pocket herring :/

[inbabylontheywept]

artists depiction of event