MiniMuffinMug @minimuffinmug - Tumblr Blog

WAIT HOLD ON I cannot fucking believe when I was like four years old my parents were cajoling me to walk with the family and trying to get me to keep up even though I kept insisting that I was "tired" until they took me to a doctor and found out my LUNGS DIDN'T WORK. how insane that we live in a world where reasonably loving parents think their FOUR YEAR OLD is trying to be LAZY. like they were mortified to be clear. adults are just so trained to ignore children's complaints as untrustworthy, kids just need discipline, they can't possibly speak for themselves. what the fuuuuck.

fidelcostco

YOU ARE NOT IMMUNE BTW you should always be trying to take children seriously, especially very little ones but definitely all of them. the most disempowered class basically legally defined as property and most people are like "yeah that's good actually I hate when they Loiter lol they're stupid and loud and i actually think children should stop existing. restrict their personhood more actually"

sharrrrknight

Yknow the lil fanfic trope where a character, usually non-human, purrs like a cat. In this case it would obviously be Rocky but what if it was Grace instead hear me out-

vethyourhalflingmother

my biology professor has such a chaotic energy about him, last week i went to his office hours and somehow we ended up on the topic of gay marriage:

he said that when he lived in texas they changed the law to define marriage as “between a man and a woman in a house of religious worship with the intention to have children” so he filed his taxes as single and when they called him up like “you filed married last year” he was like “you changed the law, i was married by a judge in a courthouse and i have no intention of having kids” and they told him “you know who that law was for” and i guess he hung up on them and did not, in fact, pay taxes as a married man that year

fromwolfsandgods

Chaotic good

swordshapedleaves

NO! This is Lawful Good! He is following the LAW! Chaotic doesn’t just mean cheeky!

dragkingandreweldritch

this is like how Sweden stopped classifying homosexuality as an illness because people started a campaign of calling in gay to work

malicious compliance is one of the best tools in the arsenal of civil rights activism

dracogotgame

Always reblog for malicious compliance

findingfeather

sometimes following the letter of the law works even better than ignoring it.

ltleflrt

In Utah the new book banning laws apply to the bible, and there’s already someone petitioning to get it removed from schools and libraries.

hulking-godless-child-beast

I hope no English teacher ever puts up with “banning pronouns” for even a moment

gehayi

Update: The Utah book ban has, in fact, resulted in the Bible being banned in elementary and middle schools in Davis County, and high schoolers now only have limited access to the King James Version, due to “vulgarity and violence.”

Now the Book of Mormon is under consideration for a ban as well. The parent who complained said that it was very violent.

black13fox

my mom made me the lava ball :D

initially i wanted to make it myself but i'm glad i didn't, seeing what gymnastics my mom had to do

it looked difficult, especially for someone who had never crochet before in their life

ballroomnotoriety

im sobbing

derinthescarletpescatarian

I’ve seen this on my dash at least ten times now and somehow every single time I am once again unprepared for how the cat looks.

sparkly-trashfire

The Creature never fails to make me laugh.

Made for a friends’ new baby

#amigurumi #crochet

quasi-normalcy

I really cannot emphasize enough the mental health benefits of abandoning the idea that you're special.

quasi-normalcy

This goes both ways, both "You don't have to do everything singlehanded" and "You're not uniquely awful."

dr-otter

It includes "Everyone is not looking at you and judging you. Almost no one is really looking at you because they are all more worried about their own stuff." Which is honestly really freeing and a huge relief.

inejeverdeen

The Good Place really went off when they had Eleanor talk about her mother changing. Like, they really hit the nail on the head.

like THIS??

This is EXACTLY how it feels to see someone you love, someone who should've treated you so much better than they did, grow and change for the better. Like, part of you knows that they're better now and you shouldn't be mad, but part of you is like, "Then why didn't they do this before? Where was this change when I needed it? Was the reason why they were so awful...me?".

jessaerys

i think it's beautiful that cats eat you if you die in your apartment and nobody finds you for a while. i don't know why it's used as anti-kitty cat propaganda as if eating you means they don't love u. if i died and no one found me for a while i would want my kitty cat to eat me bc i love her so much and i don't want her to starve. it's not her fault i'm too dead to give her her fancy feasts. she's going thru something scary ok. i don't know a single cat owner who doesn't feel the same way

homunculus-argument

I'm pretty sure that I'm slightly more autistic than the average person who has never been tested, but they did test me twice and didn't find enough traits to qualify for a diagnosis. Like I have been medically double-checked to not have autism. But they did also circle back to make sure that they got it right.

teaboot

Highly unlikely to be of use but I want a card I can carry in my wallet that says “If I Die First In A Traumatic Survival Scenario I Want You To Know I’m Okay With You Cannibalizing Me, It’s Fine, Don’t Be Weird And Guilty About it”. And then on the back there could be like. A list of recipes n shit

teaboot

To be clear, I don’t WANT to be cannibalized. It’s not my personal preference. It’s just that if I beef it out in the open somewhere and some poor starving fuck has to have a crisis of ethics over using the protein or dying in a hole, I’d want to some way to let them know my dead ass is rooting for them

teaboot

New Hot Take: I Think An Organ Donor Card Counts In A Pinch, Actually

ladycyon

Apothecary Diaries is so funny. The ladies in waiting look at Maomao and are like ohmigosh a poor adorable abused puppy we must smother her in love and teach her our ways 😍 and the concubines are all like she saved my life and she saved my baby and she's so brave and smart and we love her so much and jinshi and everyone else is heart eyes about her and meanwhile Maomao is like el chupacabra in the corner barfing up goat bones