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my cat does this before he pukes
that comment just absolutely took me out

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we're not kids anymore.
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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Anime Girl: *breathes* Her Tiddies:
my cat does this before he pukes
that comment just absolutely took me out
Congratulations to drugs for always winning the war on drugs
When you’ve had enough
life was simpler when we were kids and thought the name bob was the funniest possible thing in the world
me when I fucking drink water
I hate being high why I keep hearing footsteps 😑
Are you walking?
Oh shit
*someone posts a picture*
*someone else reblogs it and adds the same picture*
me: *sweating, frantically searching the second picture for lucky luciano,*
watching history repeat itself as the united states and countries across the world descend into fascism in an all too familiar pattern of events
Why is being a ballerina so suspenseful?
It keeps you on your toes
We were funnier in 2010 than we are now
ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.
whenever i post this it works reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet
I work at a coffee shop and have gotten all my co-workers to start calling lattes “hot milkybois”
I also got everyone to refer to the salted caramel blended drink as “the big salty” and I consider it one of my greatest accomplishments
Oh yeah and any time someone orders a hazelnut latte with almond milk (which specifically is a weirdly popular drink) I say “one HOT NUT latte coming right up!”
My coworkers have not latched on to this one like they did with the others for some reason.
I forgot to mention I also pronounce “hot chocolate” like “hot cocklate”… because I’m awful.
please give us updates
Our largest drink size is affectionately referred to as “Texas Size” so sometimes when I hand it out in the drive-thru I like to say, “Here’s that TEXAS SIZE [drink] for ya, YEEEEHAW!”
And some people look at me as though I have just made their entire day while others look like they they could not possibly get away from me soon enough. Both reactions are equally satisfying.
I made this into a game except when I hand out the Texas-size drinks I say “Can I get a YEEHAW?” And the guests always look mortified but occasionally one of them will let out a terrified “yeehaw” and all my coworkers cheer and then we keep a running tally of how many yeehaws we each get on the back of a pastry bag.
op will not die of natural causes
Don’t break the circle.