Random Happenstance @minitearex - Tumblr Blog

Baby sphinx trying to be like mama and waylaying travelers, but all its riddles are completely non-sensical like the ones a 1st grader would tell

thecactifindahome

catchymemes

ex0skeletal-undead

Not sure how this works when shark skin is so incredibly smooth

cseagullart

Happy new year, my knight 🥀

levil0vesyou

Sorry to make an MCU joke in 2023 but

himmurf

Them: "Tumblr is dying!"

Me, smoking a cigarette and tired: "it always has been"

kdramastuff

drst

A question for the ages.

brennacedria

The earlier on Tuesday you reblog this the funnier it is. (5:28am)

disgruntled-foreign-patriarch

It’s still Monday where I am

ilovevalium-deactivated20230725

zoidbergs-muse-deactivated20250

pikachu is drowning

colourofthekites

This ain't about him

hug-your-face

via @swatercolor [insta]

hug-your-face

This is the best tag I've ever received on a post, I think

waterandsilver

crazy how the printer is the only piece of tech that acts up like that almost every day of its life. and we just accept it

waterandsilver

i don't think i've ever met a printer that actually wanted to be a printer. i think most printers have dreams of being on the stage

in-the-drowning-deep

I met a printer early in my IT career that did not want to be a printer. it sat in a school reprographics room, sullenly chewing any job it was fed - if it deigned to notice them at all.

then one day, a miracle occurred. an exhausted physics teacher, instead of punching in 12 for the number of copies she wanted of the 30-page booklet she had made for her A-level physics class, punched in 1200.

and that printer came to life. this print job was its moment, its magnum opus! it WOULD NOT be parted from it, no matter what we did, until we physically unplugged it from the wall, by which time it had printed almost 200 copies.

moral of the story: no printer wants to be a printer, unless you also do not want it to be a printer for a bit.

menlove-archive

you ever have situations that make you want to take people by the shoulders and go "you are not 15 any longer. this behavior is no longer quirky and cute. it is exhausting for you and everyone else to act like a teenager you haven't been in a decade or longer. knock it the fuck off"

menlove-archive

lots of ppl making this about adults who have interests they find cringe but let me be clear this is about emotional immaturity. idgaf if you're 35 and like goku okay but can you have an adult conversation without making yourself the victim is the matter at hand here

pocketss

healthcare professional 🫡

bertholt-deactivated20191008

walking out of a bathroom with no hand dryers like

catgotchatongue

is that guy dying in the background

lifeonforearth-blog

Have you ever been in public bathroom

only-tiktoks

xeansicemane

Ya'll ever think that except for stuff like ren fairs are the only time adults get to play when the human animal never stops needing play behavior?

death-limes

the cultural perception that play is an inherently childish thing is one of the worst ideas to come out of modern civilization (in my very not-humble and objectively correct opinion)

thevagueambition

recently came across some plates and bowls that would be perfect for a children's hospital

kittydesade

ONE

SINGLE

JOKE

Shout out to this person's meat craving bunny.

supreme-leader-stoat

ed3nic

you can’t jokingly post about kinky shit on tumblr because you say smth like “haha wouldn’t it be hot if you…tried to launch internet explorer…but it wouldn’t load :D”

and then you’ll get one thousand robot girls in the notes going “mmngngnnghhhngn”