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Soo, I’ve written 10 000 words on my first ever fanfic. It’s a Mercy/Moira fic with a teachers AU. Would be really glad if anyone wanted to read and tell me what they think of it. Anyways, have a good day☺️

#moicy #overwatch #mercy #moira #mercy x moira #fanfic #teachers au

captainjonnitkessler

Babysitting a toddler is a lot like being the narration in a point-and-click adventure game. Watching him knock on the doors of empty rooms and saying "hmm. I don't think anyone's in there". Watching him attempt to use [spoon] on [cat] and saying "I don't think those things go together". Watching him throw a cup of water onto the floor and just commenting "the floor is wet now" when he looks up at me to see if I approve.

ferryfoam

This is so stupid

littlealexhorne

one of my favorite parts about s5 is the contestants casually saying the most insane shit ever and without fail nish is in the background of all of those moments like this

srsfunny

Masha The Hero

asryakino

They forgot the part where the ambulance actually stopped to let the cat in

booty-uprooter

oh good I was worried

dr-dendritic-trees

What a good cat. What a kind cat. How can anyone not love cats they are so good and loving.

squibbbly

they also forgot the part where they only found the baby because masha was screaming her head off bc she knew this baby was in danger. she went around outside the alley the next morning and yelled at passerby until she got one to follow her to the baby. she kept him warm all night and then made sure someone found him. she was adopted after this bc she was a stray and is in a loving home and is a hero

pon-raul

Hero cat

goaliesarethebest

Thank you, Masha, you’re such a good girl.

jenniferrpovey

See.

Kittens can’t regulate their own body temperature. That’s why they pile up.

Cats see us as colony members.

Masha saw a kitten that was on its own, no mommy, no other kittens to cuddle with. She instinctively knew that was a cold kitten. She knew that a kitten alone on a cold night was very likely to die. Because a kitten would have died too.

So, all she was doing was what any good colony member does - protecting the abandoned kitten. Then when the abandoned kitten’s mommy didn’t come back, she called the rest of the colony for help.

People have this bizarre idea that housecats don’t have a social sense. They do, and it saved this kid’s life. And possibly Masha’s too, as life on the streets is dangerous for a kitty.

We say “good dog” all the time, but Masha was being a very, very good cat…not just by human moral standards but by feline ones.

cricketcat9

Rebloging again because who can resist Masha the Hero cat 😻😻😻

anthropoetics

thealogie

Richard Siken really and truly went off with “sometimes you get so close to someone you end up on the other side of them”

basilwho

maurypovichofficial2

that 'i have to get ready for work' edge of the bed sit. you know the one.

maurypovichofficial2

misskkeut

I'll be fine but then I remember of that episode where the patient mimics the most dominating person in the room and the fact the he mimics Wilson over House something not even Cuddy could do

taskmastercaps

[ID: Seven screencaps from Taskmaster. Alex Horne asks Greg Davies, “Happy with Victoria making Alan look down her shirt?” Victoria Coren Mitchell says, “I didn’t make him. I shouted, ‘Look down here,’ and pulled it down. He wasn’t distracted at all. That’s why I was complaining to the referee. I was just…” Amused, Greg says, “Because he wouldn’t stare down your top? That’s a lovely twist on professional sport. ‘Referee, they were out!’” End ID.]

dorian-they-ao3

Did You Just Smell Me?

deathgasmic

the gentle possessiveness and intimacy that comes with putting “my” in front of any sort of name will always be top tier

captain-flint

Taika: it’s so awkward kissing and pretending to be in love with my good old pal, my bestie rhys

Also Taika: no one else is allowed to kiss him tho ✌😗[puts his whole waitussy into his performance and invents romantic love]

mitsurugi28

I'm showing Detroit: Become Human to my friend for the first time and they've come to the conclusion that this is an accurate representation of Hank and Connor's relationship