heart, lungs, liver, nerves

19, i reblog nsfw this is your warning she/doll/it/they

[minozomi]

here my

neocities:https://minozomi.neocities.org/

[d-7th]

actually dying

[clownarmy]

wifedrawals

[jvlianbashir]

my friend's discord server has a "proof of touch grass" channel where they post pics of them doing regular activities outdoors/in public. i think many online spaces could benefit from such a thing

[weaselle]

when i was super depressed - like struggling to eat anything barely able to get out of bed to pee depressed - my good friend asked me every day to send her a picture of me holding a leaf and a picture of a meal i was eating and it helped me significantly

(also, she was never judgey - if my meal was a single potato chip she would simply say good job eating a potato chip today <3 )

which is to say, i agree proof of touch grass is a good idea for online spaces

[yadelah]

This kinda required my brain a bit

[presidentdragon]

"that time of the month" "monthly visitor" "feminine hygiene products" GRRAH!!! SHUT UP SHUT UP!!! PERIOD!! MENSTRUATION!!!! TAMPONS!!! PADS!! MENOPAUSE!!!!!!!!!!!

[tyke-dyke]

VAGINA!!!!

[presidentdragon]

[lastoneout]

[hyenagirlpenis]

Woosh! ✨🪄 A magic curse! You must cum at least once every 24 hours or else you'll just finish at the 24hr mark involuntarily, no matter where you are or what you're going. Every orgasm resets the 24hr timer. How do you like your new cursed life?

[hyenagirlpenis]

Excellent points made so far!

Timing so that it happens in your sleep: oh, you poor thing, nightly ruined finishes, making a mess in your panties? Or worse, you get jolted out of sleep for it exactly too late to prevent it or enjoy yourself! How sad 🤭

Timing it intentionally to set yourself up for fun: maybe try to aim for mid-play session with a friend! Or so that you're positioned for maximum humiliation, trying not to make a peep in public.

No impact on libido: maybe you think you're in the clear with a low libido, but, oops! You slipped up again because you so rarely think about jerking off, and now you're cumming handsfree, confused for a split second before the rushing dread of inevitability that feels better every time...

Slightly off 24hr timer: how much of a nightmare would 20 or 16 hours be? One slip up and suddenly you realize with sinking terror, doing mental math in the middle of a work meeting, realizing you're seconds away from embarrassing yourself unless you can hide your tells!

Eroticize that general forgetfulness: well, I love a confused little pet! Did you forget to get off earlier and now you're paying the price? I'll just enjoy the show while I tease you for being so needy and easy as you whine in embarrassment! Maybe I'll force another finish out of you right after, too, just for fun 🥰

[sludgebitch]

"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"

[annoyinglyhornybutch]

i think a voice message of her begging me to get her pregnant while she jerks off would fix me right now

[imjunebitch]

"can mutuals dm" "can mutuals ask for your discord" girl, mutuals have an implied invitation to my wedding

[minmos]

i hope tumblr users never stop talking about punk music i think we deserve this

[depsidase]

[pirateprincessjess]

I was told that I’d get used to not having a headphone jack. I still want a fucking headphone jack. I hate that phones don’t have them. It’s stupid and awful and I hate it

[dragon-in-a-fez]

when a government bans young people from using social media, and then categorises messenger apps like Signal and WhatsApp as "social media", they are pushing those young people toward using text messages, a fundamentally insecure form of communication. texts are not encrypted in transit and can be read by both the sender's mobile carrier and the recipient's. that also means they can be leaked in data breaches, subpoenaed, or just handed over willingly to law enforcement at the carriers' discretion.

hmm. I wonder why governments might want this

[juniepuppie]

who the fuck is emailing me

[oneheadtoanother]

[neurodivergentaf]

it's so wild when your parent changes when you become an adult. my dad is very cordial and non confrontational - he regularly helps me with adult stuff like changing the oil or providing insurance tips. he's always smiling when i call him on video and providing jokes when i complain about college

when i was a kid, i would have to tiptoe around his anger issues often, sometimes running quietly past his work table until he got his own place completely separate from our family, locked away for days. every so often he would start screaming in the car and trying to hit me or my brother for talking too loud while my mom attempted to calm him down as he swerved on the road. and now he, smiling, helps me with car insurance.

like oh, this is just who you are when you have power over someone, and this is who you are when you dont have power over someone. no wonder you can have a normal life, friends, work while scaring the shit out of your kids and wife. i see it now. i see why no one would have believed me. that, i think, is one of the core fears of trauma - seeing the outside of it from the perspective of other adults that brushed you aside, and understanding. of course, that understanding gives the opposite of solace; it just gives you more grief with nowhere for it to go

[solongfranklloydwright]

the french beatles

[solongfranklloydwright]

jean, paul, george, et ringeaux

[solongfranklloydwright]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[demilypyro]

every time you refer to me as "them" in your tags I notice btw

[demilypyro]

I use she/her pronouns exclusively so I don't like it when you do that.