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craig : Ok, well, Clyde convinced me to get behind this trend so..
craig : I dunno, ask me shit??
craig : I think that’s how this works.
craig : (this is dumb..)
[ Craig is now open for asks ]
You should follow my ask blog on my other tumblr. thanks.
I made a new blog
So this one won’t be as active
Go follow @scribblekinq because yeah thats my new blog
Also I’m making a south park ask blog but its gonna be mostly tweek and craig so yeah thats a thing thanks.
us: an ep with kyle being happy!! he deserves it!
matt and trey: here’s an entire ep of kyle suffering, kyle changing and kyle being bullied by his friends
Okay yeah everyone always talks about chubby tweek and of course we know this is true but let’s talk abt… chubby craig
do u see his chub
Objection!
If you’ll look closely….
Tweek’s Chub is represented by a convex curve at the bottom of his torso to indicate his adorable tummy going over his pants. With Craig, this is hardly the case. The line we see in the image you’ve provided above is more indicative of a prominent rib cage. Given the fact that Craig was measured to be lighter than Tweek while still being taller than all the others, it seems more likely that Craig is, in fact, alarmingly skinny.
Your honor, I rest my case that this boy is a flimsy string bean!
Objection!
while your evidence is compelling, take a closer look!
Here is an image of Tweek and Craig, along with a few handy lines for chub measurement, at the widest part of their bodies!
With Tweek’s line selected you can see it is only 206 pixels in width!
However! with Craig’s, the width is 231 pixels! Thus proving Craig’s superior chub!
I rest my case!
FOOL!
You seem to have forgotten that Tweek vs Craig aired in season 3, while the animation style still had mild inconsistencies! In order for your measurement of chub to be credible, it should refer to a newer episode, as I have done.
We can see here that while Tweek is wearing only a thin button-up shirt, Craig is wearing a jacket! An entire extra level of thick clothing, surely displaying a false image of thickness! Unless their bare torsos are exposed, there is no way to know who is truly thicker.
Furthermore, I would like to call attention to the error in your observation!
This line that supposedly shows Craig’s true width is not aligned correctly with his body! Instead, it shows the width of his sumo pants! This evidence is misleading and false!
It is you who is the fool!
I cannot use a newer episode without the thick layer of Craig’s coat in the way, as you have mentioned! However, I have readjusted my previous image here!
but there is no use in your argument, for Craig is now 227 pixels in width, which still beats tweek’s 206!
Even without the sumo pants included in the measurement, Craig is still chubbier than tweek by 21 pixels!
FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No matter… It cannot be argued that Craig weighs less than Tweek, proving it impossible for Craig to be the chubbier of the two! In fact, Craig should be wider as he is the taller one! If anything, it proves that Craig has a more proportionate ratio of height to weight, whereas Tweek has an extra amount of chub for his size!
Types Of Hallucinations
Hallucinations are when you feel/see/hear stuff that’s not really there. Like feeling bugs on your skin when you don’t see any or hearing voices when there’s no one else home. Other people cannot see/hear the stuff you hear because it’s not there.
Types of hallucinations:
1. Olfactory- (smell) When you smell things that aren’t there. Like a food smell when no one’s cooking and there’s no food around.
2. Gustatory- (taste) When you taste things that aren’t really there. Like tasting rotten spoiled food when you just brought and it’s fine.
3. Auditory- (hear) When you hear things that aren’t really there. Like voices when no one’s around and you’re alone.
4. Tactile- (feel) When you things feel things that aren’t really there. Like feelings bugs crawling on your skin when you don’t see any.
5.Visual- (see) When you see things that aren’t really there. Like when you see moving shadows or people in your house when you’re all alone.
Note: I’m not an expert and I’m neurotypical. If you want me to add or change something message me anytime.
For artists who have problems with perspective (furniture etc.) in indoor scenes like me - there’s an online programm called roomsketcher where you can design a house/roon and snap pictures of it using different perspectives.
It’s got an almost endless range of furniture, doors, windows, stairs etc and is easy to use. In addition to that, you don’t have to install anything and if you create an account (which is free) you can save and return to your houses.
Examples (all done by me):
Here’s an example for how you can use it
Great find, thanks!
OMG HEAVEN!!
Bless you!!!!
WE ARE BLESSED THIS DAY
Apologies in advance for any spelling errors, I’ll fix stuff in the morning…too tired now…
oh hey it’s a tutorial on glowing stuff I guess…I already made one 2 years ago but I don’t make things glow like that any more :|
…also when I’m manually doing colours I pick things like this as if I was shading.
there’s a lot more I could put in as well, but it really varies on the picture how I do the glow…it is usually just fiddling around with styles and colours though.
Understood ? Practice dude.
All the tutorials I reblog here can certainly help but you won’t get better just from looking at them. It takes time and practice to get better !
lil doodles with Le Petit Tweek!au it’s killing me inside
I love Gordon Ramsay so much.
He comes from a very poor family. His father was an alcoholic who beat him and his mother (he once poured hot tea over her and put her in hospital several times), his brother is a drug addict, he literally built an empire out of nothing.
He credits his mother as his biggest inspiration and often has her cooking in his shows.
When he left his first restaurant he pulled a successful Jerry Maguire - the entire kitchen staff went with him. That tells you what he’s like to work with.
He was one of the first to give a restaurant to a female chef.
He went to prison (Gordon Behind Bars) and taught inmates to bake and they opened a bakery (Bad Boys Bakery) that is still running. He hired one of them when he got out.
He did documentaries about the cruelty of shark hunting and cocaine. (when he discovered cocaine was used by his staff he didn’t fire anyone but made sure they are offered treatment)
His kids are a treasure.
He is always ALWAYS kind to servers.
When one of his partners (Marcus Wareing) wanted to leave they got into a fight and settled it in court, they no longer speak to each other but this is what Marcus said about him after the fight:
I feel bad that the first association to him for a lot of people is this shouty TV chef when he’s truly a wonderful person.
Oh and then there’s this:
this entire episode
never forget that the reason he’s “shouty and angry” on his tv show is that he’s yelling at people who ignore the rules of courtesy and food safety and basically feed their customers poison, something which would enrage any good person
Uncle Gordon
Gordon is precious and I love him.
I’m really glad people post stuff like this because honestly yes, the only thing I knew about Gordon Ramsey at first was that he swears like a sailor. It’s good to know that he’s a much more genuine person than that. This is probably also a good example of how television can shape our perceptions of people; TV producers are going to focus on what gets the most attention, not on what is necessarily best or most true about a person. It’s good to be mindful of that while watching reality shows and movies.
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*drops a purified max rp verse* uhh... that's not mine, i-i... I'm holding it for a friend... *leans to pick it up and 7 purified max fanfics fall out* Uh... those too, i... uhm... *tries to sweep it under the rug next to my purified max fanart* Th-that's not mine either... They just... keep it here...
Here, we can put them in my closet, let me just -
oh shIT
Th- this isn’t mine but here you go anywaY
*hitman dressed in dark clothes chasing me with a gun*
*cut to me, scared and running as “Karkalicious” plays in my earbuds*
why do you ship this pairing?
1. i watch the show 2. i have eyes
A drabble I wrote for 4chan!
Pairing: Creek
Rating: G
Prompt: In which Craig decides to take his relationship with Tweek “to the next level”
Czytaj dalej
Today I met a woman, whose age she did not mention because she is a lady, was buying a lot of Star Wars merch because we had it on sale. And she was telling me that she couldn’t wait to see the new one and how she was going to stay up and see the midnight release and take pictures of people in costumes. She was so excited, and then she leans in close:
“You know, all these young men at these conventions- they see me and they ask me trivia about this that and the other thing and I tell them- ‘Son, I went to see the first one in 1977 before you were even a twinkle in your daddy’s eye.’ If I don’t know the answer, its because I damn forgot.”
This cycles around again every time there’s another Star Wars movie and I hope that the lady is at each and every opening night with unlimited sass for these nerfherders.
