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They/Them #1 Hannigram yuri truther 🩷

[meanbossart]

POV: You've disturbed Astarion mid his afternoon sensual-half-clothed-bloodied-bed-lounge. What do you have to say for yourself?

[the-ink-archives]

[funtergeist]

Man im just doing bullshit

[bluhtack]

it starts, as it will end, with a garden🌳

[mintflavor3d]

“He hit me and it felt like a kiss”

Nothing a little cure wounds can’t fix

[mystr]

whats the use of feeling blue

[birdbyrne]

aperture chapter 6 - trust fall

[binibiningdarna]

Bound by red

[stuck-in-jelly]

I find the concept of BloodyMary hilarious especially if you account for Pet Grace to Eridians because imagine you have this squishy fragile little alien friend

He was so sick for so long and its a miracle he lasted long enough for you to understand what he needed to survive and build an enclosure for him to survive in

It look a lot of scientist and doctors but he’s healthy and happy, you took careful work to make his enclosure as enriching as possible and he seems genuinely happy!!

Then one day, this fucking thing washes ashore. It’s nasty and putrid, but still you want to study it.

There is something that is at the very least VERY similar to your squishy alien friend.

Your alien friend is excited, he wants to see the human or kinda human thing he wants to talk to them

But it’s covered in fucking ooze, you dont know what diseases it could bring in! Your squishy alien friend JUST got better!!!

But no, squishy alien is clawing at the walls of his enclosure he hasn’t had actual full human contact in years

You forgot your alien friend is an extremely social creature and physical contact is super important to them

Your alien WANTS the flea ridden stray

[thefriendlypigeon]

Sorry I'm currently stuck in the Gosling!Verse and shipping all the things, BloodyMary (honestly who came up with this brilliant name) included! Hope you like this spicy little comic :3

⭐[my social media links]

[thepastneverforgets]

THIS

IS THIS

AND THIS

IS THIS

[taurielofmirkwood77777]

In another life, I would have really liked just doing laundry and taxes with you.

[alexxuun]

Random PHM things.

[enthyrea]

rocky learn about human tattoos on portable earth thinking machine

[asadstatue]

"Ew, I don't understand how people see this as romantic!!!!!"

Well maybe you aren't freak enough? Have you ever considered that, Joseph?!

[turnipwithatophat]

I'm coping

[sunnnmothhh]

Lightning round!

I couldn't miss an opportunity to make epic geological phenotypes for eridians:D them rocks will look fly as hell on my watch!

Nerding out under the cut:)

For those interested, the igneous phenotype is inspired by granitic pegmatites, with hexagonal beryl crystals growing from it (of the aquamarine variety)

The sedimentary fella is a BIF, or a banded iron formation - a type of chemical sedimentary rock recording the years following the Great Oxygenation Event, with alternating bands of red jasper and magnetite/iron oxides:)

And the metamorphic eridian is inspired by an amphibolite, containing garnet gem porphyroblasts:)

*also cue the geology pun on the cup;]