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@mintieafs
please @god listen to his prayers
Since God is not helping me @Devil wyd….
me: i cant move, a cute animal is asleep on me
person: push it off
me: [enraged and offended]
Getting dressed in September is confusing af. What season do I dress for? It’s the fall in the morning, summer in the afternoon, and then fucking winter at night
remember when lol meant “laughing out loud” instead of “this is to indicate that this brief text isn’t hostile”
*rides off into the sunset on your dad*
so in one of my classes we were making moodboards, just pieces of paper with magazine cutouts that represent us pasted all over them and this guy i’ve never talked to leans over and he’s like ‘you’re gay, right’ and i’m like ‘…sort of?’ and he silently handed me a cutout of ellen degeneres and went back to his work
The only real ally
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today this guy in my class asked me why my eyeliner is on point but my handwriting sucks
Developer: boss what’s our new app gonna be Bossman: *takes enormous bong rip*
*holds it for several seconds*
Bossman: *coughing uncontrollably* dog abs
Ok I know this isn’t a text but oh my god I had to post this
My mom always taking things literal and making it into something religious like the other today i was listening to that Coldplay song that be like “When i ruled the world” she gone say “I like that song but the only person that’s the ruler of this world is the Almighty God” and im just like “Please stop”
when friends r over
when they leave
i thought this was the onion but
The Washington Post headline is the best one.