Yeaj Yeaj Yeaj

I’m Caroline

[catchymemes]

[eebie]

I just ate one

[eebie]

You can lie when you name things

[succumbing-song]

[phony-time-traveler-deactivated]

People you don’t understand this show was complete anarchy

[wet-monsoon]

DELETE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ask-me-about-loom]

I remember when Chris Hardwick (Otis’ VA) was on Rob Paulsen’s (Peck’s VA) podcast and he told a story about how sometime after the cast found out the show was getting cancelled, they started goofing off in the recording booth and singing an improvised song called “Dick Tits”. When someone from the network happened to walk in, the show’s director responded, “What are you going to do, cancel us some more?”

[dogpuppy]

[simply-a-dream]

“don’t take it personally” how would you like me to take it then? professionally? romantically? academically?

[creative-anchorage]

[suriandtaal]

[memewhore]

[lastoneout]

Calling that whole entire fucking Jamón Ibérico leg that goes for, according to the Costco website, $650 just "Costco ham" is the funniest thing I've ever fucking seen. They teach entire classes just on how to cut and serve one of these things correctly. It's some of the most expensive, top tier cured meat in the entire goddamn world, and if this is from Costco then it's also black label jamón ibérico de bellota which is the highest grade version. It can only be made in Spain or Portugal out of specific breed of pig(and for black label it has to be 100% purebreed, too) that is raised free-range and, during the last part of it's life, fed a diet exclusively of acorns. This is like calling a good cut of wagyu beef you got at the supermarket "Safeway steak" like. You're not WRONG but also HUH?????

[catastrophic-crow]

so what you're saying is that the cat was completely justified

[theblackparadeisdead]

What's that poem about the cockroach and the moth where the cockroach is like "I wish I've ever wanted anything the way that moth wanted to burn itself up in that lantern" because we had to read that in high school and it still fucks me up to this day

[theblackparadeisdead]

Ok I found it it's called "the lesson of the moth by archy" and it's by Don Marquis

[earhartsease]

archy & mehitabel is a work of art - archy is a cockroach who starts using a typewriter to blog with but as a cockroach he can't work the shift key so it's all in lowercase and he'd do absolute numbers on tumblr

but then so would mehitabel, a cat who's seen a lot of life and is certain she's a reincarnation of queen cleopatra

[huariqueje]

Cooking Jam  -  Teija Lehto, 2016

Finnish,b.1965-

Woodcut,61 x 77 cm.

[sullencrab]

Source

[gabriestat]

why did no one tell me jeremy irons lives in a restored irish castle

[gabriestat]

[gabriestat]

[bowelfly]

you crack open an unusually large acorn and these guys all come tumbling out

[algusunderdunk]

@weevilsdaily

[weevilsdaily]

omggg

[1five1two]

[drtrinitysantos]

sdxfcgvzdxfcgvhzdxfcgvhbjnkmlcgvhbjnk science

[dizzyhslightlyvoided]

#the reason that lab safety regulations are the way they are is because literally all chemists are like this #as in 100% of them #no exceptions (via @prokopetz)

[dogpuppy]

[fragrantblossoms]

Irene E. Jerome, Common Harebell, Wildflowers--Colorado,(1893-1900).

[radicalgraff]

A message from Mary, a 72-year-old Amazon worker from North Carolina projected onto Jeff Bezos’s $120 million penthouse before tonight’s #MetGala, chaired by Bezos.

[kocalls]