minty

minty | 21 | ashke jewish my gender is both unknowable and unimportant

[mintytea-exe]

I'm Minty! I write fanfics sometimes and scream into the void about the fandoms I'm part of all of the time. Almost exclusively shitposts and very, very rarely does media analysis. I use spoiler tags for The Magnus Protocol.

Interests :

Fiction Pods: The Magnus Archives/The Magnus Protocol, The Silt Verses, Witherburn After School News, I Am In Eskew, Monstrous Agonies, Malevolent, The Secret of St Kilda, Remnants, Girl In Space

TV Shows: Hannibal, Breaking Bad, Criminal Minds, Supernatural, Pluribus, The Pitt

Miscellaneous: Starkid, Gothic/Horror novels

Anything I talk about that's not fandom related will be in #mintytea-exe speaks

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[thesiltverses]

Doing a re listen and Inside my pretty little head, Eskew is a city in the Silt Verses universe. You can't help but falling in love with her. It demands your adoration.

That being said, I'm sure Carpenter would burn the whole thing to the ground

Look, I talk a big game about maintaining the integrity and finality of stories, but on the other hand:

[pukicho]

I got whatever ADHD is called

[ineedtestosterone2763]

ADHD is called ADHD.

[pukicho]

That’s the one

[pukicho]

i been told i should beware asking you anything since you bite people, is that true?

Come nearer

[rak0wisko]

stockholm syndrome final boss

[averyangrytissuebox]

New norfolk wizard game episode was crazy

[mintytea-exe]

what a day for the final superwholock pillar that supported this website to fall, honestly

[samreich]

two equally true headlines

[tacoprophecies]

[ID from alt: The "quit your job, join my emo band" meme with Alexander J Newall and Jonny Sims, director and writer of The Magnus Archives respectively. Dialogue reads: Alex: "quit your emo band" Jonny: "why" Alex: "join my job" /end ID.]

[averyangrytissuebox]

How the twitter news section looks to me

[mostlysignssomeportents]

"Dawkins extending more humanity to a language model than he does toward Muslims or trans people is hardly a surprise based on his personal and political views."

[green446004]

season one faulkner

[averyangrytissuebox]

I wonder if all my friends know that I talk about all of them with great affection when they aren't there. I have many anecdotes I share when I talk and I wonder if they know I tell tales of our fun encounters alongside my interactions as bus stops and with bizarre strangers.

[haughtyraban]

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

[ohlivish]

hey did ya'll know that ed sheeran is working on a series of 6 albums named after media player buttons and the first one released last year and the last one is to be released posthumously on the day that he dies

[im-a-goat-in-disguise]

That doesn't sound right but I don't know enough about Ed Sheeran to prove otherwise

[knifefarty]

…huh

[doodells]

sound on!

little hunger games animatic but im in a major hunger games phase again rn

[kohakumeltyblood]

Don't even try to argue politics with me until you've read the basics

[chromaticabrasions]

me: hey guys do u wanna hang out or smth

my monk roommate who has taken up a religious vow of silence and has left it unclear on what religion he’s actually following and won’t tell me when i ask because of the aforementioned vow of silence:

my other roommate that is a corpse we tried to steal the wallet of once to pay the rent but has since materialized in the center of our living room and won’t go away no matter how many times we throw it in the dumpster but at least it pays rent on time:

the collection of china dolls that wander around the apartment and stare wordlessly at me with their glass eyes until i get migraines and don’t even pay rent:

me: okay. i’ll probably turn on a movie or whatever. dracula 1931 okay with u guys?

monk roommate: 👎

me: cmon dude we’ve watched la la land every night for the past week can’t we watch something else

monk roommate: 🖕

me: jesus whatever i’m going back to my room, watch whatever you want

china doll: 👁️👁️

me: fuuuuuck you dude. what the hell.