minty

minty | 21 | ashke jewish my gender is both unknowable and unimportant

[mintytea-exe]

I'm Minty, an English Lit uni student who writes fanfics sometimes and screams into the void about the fandoms I'm apart of all of the time. Almost exclusively shitposts and very, very rarely does media analysis. I use spoiler tags for The Magnus Protocol.

Interests :

Fiction Pods: The Magnus Archives/The Magnus Protocol, The Silt Verses, Witherburn After School News, I Am In Eskew, Monstrous Agonies, Malevolent, The Secret of St Kilda, Remnants, Girl In Space

TV Shows: Hannibal, Breaking Bad, Criminal Minds, Supernatural, Pluribus, The Pitt

Miscellaneous: Starkid, Gothic/Horror novels

Anything I talk about that's not fandom related will be in #mintytea-exe speaks

mintytea's strawpage

[samreich]

two equally true headlines

[tacoprophecies]

[ID from alt: The "quit your job, join my emo band" meme with Alexander J Newall and Jonny Sims, director and writer of The Magnus Archives respectively. Dialogue reads: Alex: "quit your emo band" Jonny: "why" Alex: "join my job" /end ID.]

[averyangrytissuebox]

How the twitter news section looks to me

[mostlysignssomeportents]

"Dawkins extending more humanity to a language model than he does toward Muslims or trans people is hardly a surprise based on his personal and political views."

[green446004]

season one faulkner

[averyangrytissuebox]

I wonder if all my friends know that I talk about all of them with great affection when they aren't there. I have many anecdotes I share when I talk and I wonder if they know I tell tales of our fun encounters alongside my interactions as bus stops and with bizarre strangers.

[haughtyraban]

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

[ohlivish]

hey did ya'll know that ed sheeran is working on a series of 6 albums named after media player buttons and the first one released last year and the last one is to be released posthumously on the day that he dies

[im-a-goat-in-disguise]

That doesn't sound right but I don't know enough about Ed Sheeran to prove otherwise

[knifefarty]

…huh

[doodells]

sound on!

little hunger games animatic but im in a major hunger games phase again rn

[kohakumeltyblood]

Don't even try to argue politics with me until you've read the basics

[passion-of-l0vers]

me: hey guys do u wanna hang out or smth

my monk roommate who has taken up a religious vow of silence and has left it unclear on what religion he’s actually following and won’t tell me when i ask because of the aforementioned vow of silence:

my other roommate that is a corpse we tried to steal the wallet of once to pay the rent but has since materialized in the center of our living room and won’t go away no matter how many times we throw it in the dumpster but at least it pays rent on time:

the collection of china dolls that wander around the apartment and stare wordlessly at me with their glass eyes until i get migraines and don’t even pay rent:

me: okay. i’ll probably turn on a movie or whatever. dracula 1931 okay with u guys?

monk roommate: 👎

me: cmon dude we’ve watched la la land every night for the past week can’t we watch something else

monk roommate: 🖕

me: jesus whatever i’m going back to my room, watch whatever you want

china doll: 👁️👁️

me: fuuuuuck you dude. what the hell.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

my notifications are once again devolving into a spirited debate about the ethics of actions that could potentially make someone uncomfortable, and at risk of sounding like someone about to get a lot of irate anons I think we're frankly giving way too to much moral weight to hypothetical discomfort

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

the thing about discomfort is that it's an extremely nebulous category that can be triggered by virtually anything and that's far too broad a category to have any inherent moral quality to it. like. my mom was mad uncomfortable when I stopped shaving. that didn't mean I was doing violence against my mom it just meant she needed to get over herself. many such cases it must be said.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

there's no a single example I could give that's better than this

[gilgameshhimself]

(Getting swindled by a genie) it’s like talking to a fucking tumblr user with you

[higglety]

the genie: how dare you say I'm fucking a tumblr user

[galactic-mayhem]

saw this on pinterest but i think it belongs here too

[vinnie-vindictive]

this will never not be important

[rose-coloured-bi]

[pondwitch]

worlds tallest vampire

[pondwitch]

count everest

[goattgrrl]

mount dracula

[chaos-storm]

Wouldn’t mind if i do

[darkandstormyart]

just another monday