'Til the End of Time

💖 Deckerstar 💖 Serquel 💖 OWNS MY ASS 💔 Special mention to VM for ruining my heart 💔

[beckettkatherine]

detective smol and tol™ in every season four episode: 4x06

[sharpeshelen]

Horrible, isn’t it? — Neil Gaiman

[dcmultiverse]

I’m not afraid of you anymore. You’re not? Then why have you been so worried? About my face, about all of it coming back? I wasn’t afraid of you. I was afraid of losing you.

[debrides]

I worked with toddlers and pre schoolers for three years. Sometimes I accidentally slip and tell a friend to say bye to an inanimate object (“say bye bus!”) & occasionally they unthinkingly just do it.

[lesbirdan]

I’m glad there’s a teacher version of “accidentally called teacher ‘mom’”

[hermionegranger]

when I worked at Medieval Times occasionally I would slip in real life and call people “my lord”

[mugsandpugs1-deactivated2019010]

One time during family prayer, dad began: “our father who art in heaven, American Airlines, how can I help you?”

[thomrainierskies]

One time my dad went to the White Castle drive-thru and the lady (who was supposed to say ‘Welcome to White Castle, what’s your crave?’) asked, “Welcome to White Castle, what’s your problem?”

She apologized profusely while my dad proceeded to lose his shit laughing.

[mirab3lle]

Yesterday I went to Wendy’s and the girl said “Welcome to McDonalds” and then just sighed

[icouldwritebooks]

Somebody in the elevator asked me what floor I lived on, and I answered “please open your books to page eight”, and we just kind of stared at each other, blinking.

[crimeronan]

i work retail full time and my script gets frequently messy - ill ask the same question twice, or say “$2.60 is your total” while handing back their change, or say “how are you doing today?” instead of “have a good day!” like name it ive bungled it

but anyway, this lady came thru my line buying a book and the review on the front said: “few books are well written, fewer still are important, and this book manages to be both”

as i handed her the bag i was trying to say “thanks, youre all set” and instead my brain mashed up the review and i said “thanks, youre important”

there was this short pause in which i tried to figure out what the fuck id just said. she blinked and then said “oh thank you! youre important too!”

the real kicker was one of my coworkers. when i was relating this story later his response was “at least you said something NICE. last week i accidentally combined ‘youre welcome’ and ‘no problem’ into ‘youre a problem’”

[agrestenoir]

one time, since I used to work as a daycare teacher with preschoolers, i was on my college campus in my gym, and someone was running in the weight room and tripped over a machine and fell, and instead of offering to help, I just stared and said, “This is why we use our walking feet.” we both sat there for a while until the guy nodded and said, “yeah, okay, i should’ve done that.”

[gin-and-eschatonic]

I’ve spent a good chunk of time working in kitchens, so I still will reflexively say shit like “behind” and “coming around” as I maneuver through spaces and around people.

Which, actually, not such a bad thing; I’m a big guy and can come across as imposing pretty easily. The position calls can help defuse that, and also help avoid collisions.

Less good is the time my brain was half functional and I let slip a “coming with a knife” while grocery shopping. THAT took some explaining.

[harold-theyre-thespians]

I work in an office and send tens of emails to customers every day. Once my mum asked me to send her a train ticket I had bought for her. I emailed her “Hello mum, as agreed, please find attached the ticked you requested. Thanks, Alex”

[narwhalsarefalling]

i worked as a camp counselor, and i would have the kids tap somewhere on my legs if they needed something because im a pretty tall dude. today asked my cat if he needed something.

[wren-likethe-bird]

I have woken up in a cold sweat saying “is that for here or to go?”

[la-mancha-screwjob]

Every time a friend thanks me, and I respond with “gladly” or “my pleasure”, I die completely 1000% inside

[fair-itself]

I work at a plasma donation center. When processing donors, we call them by name, they walk up to the counter, and then we ask for their name and donor number. One time, instead of saying “Robert” I hollered “Name and donor number!?” into a full waiting room. Three people started announcing their names and donor numbers before we all realized that I fucked up.

[maplefiasco]

In college, I was a barista at Borders (remember Borders, you guys?!) I once drove through Taco Bell on my way home after a shift. When the cashier said, “okay, that’ll be $5.46!” I cheerfully responded, “Do you have a Borders rewards card?”

[iamthatbeast]

I have dealt with so many difficult customers over the years that I used to angrily call my dog “Sir” when I was mad at him.

[widonotts]

My first job was at my nearest Panera, and after coming home from a ten-hour Sunday morning shift, I was exhausted; but when my mom called me to come downstairs, instead of replying in the grumpy teenagerish tone I usually would, I said in my cheeriest, fakest voice, “Not a problem at all, let me just check with my manager!” before realizing my mistake.

[artwlw]

my coworker went to back up the cash registers one time and she had been at customer service right before. when we finish with a customer we have to sometimes get the attention of the next person and will shout “i can get the next person in line!” but instead of saying that she yelled “HI WHAT CAN I HELP YOU WITH” to everyone in the general area

[youlovelucie]

I have told my dog “no thank you” so many times after working at a preschool

[spacecores]

a couple of times i’ve gotten stuck in a hello how are you good how are you good how are you loop with an equally tired Fred Meyer’s cashier after a long shift but the best time was after a 10 to 10 post-holidays after they told me my total, I asked if they would like a bag today and after a confused few seconds they were like, “no… I have the bags”

[thebritishteapot]

Worked in a gallery where we asked people to take off their backpacks in order not to accidentally damage paintings. So when I went to the shop later and saw a guy in the line in front of me, I told him he had to remove his backpack. He probably thought I was politely trying to rob him.

[valkyrieritter]

The other day they had me working with softserve and fried dough. I was burned out because I kept bouncing back and forth between the fryer and my register and these people had like, 8 things in their order. We get to the ice cream part of the order, and it comes in a bowl or cone. Instead of saying “Would you like the vanilla in a bowl or cone?” I said “Would you like the bowl in a vanilla or cone?” And we all stopped and had to think that through as my cart runner is staring me down like “tf are you doing?”

[dhampir-dyke]

I work at Hardees and we have to yell “thank you” whenever we’re told to do something because of how loud the kitchen is.

One morning, my mom hollered at me to wake up, and half-asleep me yells at full volume,

“THANK YOU”

[eyefriend-deactivated20181218]

i work with dogs, and i have to be a bit strict with them sometimes in order to keep fights from breaking out. recently, while making tea, the kettle started boiling sooner than i wanted, so without thinking i turned around sharply, pointed my finger at it and stared it down, and said, “Bad boy! You need to wait!” needless to say i was very glad i was alone

[mynameisdevon]

I know I’ve reblogged this a billion times but I’ve worked retail for 8 years and these things are never not funny.

[swimtonewyorkstate]

I work with horses and whenever someone’s driving too fast I’ll say stuff like “whoa” and I’ve tried to click to a car because that’s a cue for a horse to go faster.

[fakeluvjungkook]

Champs Camp

HI! My name’s Alana, and I literally never do anything on tumblr other than like and reblog but I did the Scott H. Champs Camp and sooooo much stuff happened that it needed to be written down for the world to see.

SO, the day started off horribly because I signed up for Adult Jumps and Spins because I called the rink and explained how I’m pre-juvenile but am 23 and haven’t been coached in 5 years and they were like just do adult, and we can move you if necessary. Anyways, they put me in Pewter which is BASICS which is fine but I can do axels and spins and was high key annoyed and the lady wouldn’t let me switch until she saw for herself that I could skate.

Anyways, that meant I had to go with Meagan for warm up and it was just me and one other girl for most of it until the other half of the class showed up. She was actually super nice and informative and it was a really good warm up. (CAN I JUST SAY SHE’S A TINY BALL OF MUSCLE AND IT’S LOWKEY TERRIFYING?)

After warm ups, I ended up walking behind Tessa awkwardly in her ice skates into the rink but didn’t say anything cuz she started talking to a worker and I had to get my skates on. We went to “First Steps with Ashley” and I used to skate with Ashley at my rink until she left when I was in early high school and she was about Novice/Junior and wasn’t really known yet. But, anyways, I was the first to get on the ice and I was like “Hi, do you remember me?” And she was like “ALANA! Oh my gosh, it’s been a HOT MINUTE. I’m going to tell Austin (her brother) and be like ‘You will not believe who I saw!’” And we talked about what I’ve been up to, because let’s be honest her life is public we know what she’s been up to, and she asked about my sister and we had a good talk. And then, there was only four of us so she let me and this other girl do more advanced stuff but the other two girls were still learning to skate so she was helping them. So, I was doing backwards power pulls and literally straight up almost crashed into Scott, but I stopped before he even noticed that I would’ve hit him lol. I was wearing my Thank You Canada Tour Jacket and he was too and pointed at my jacket and then his and was like “We match!” and then skated off.

Finally, the lady let me switch up to Bronze which was still basic-y, but better and definitely still fun. So I stayed with Ashley, and we did jump set ups. After that, I took a pic with Ashley for a reunion photo and it was horrifying. Then, we broke for lunch and Scott was tying his skates alone on the side of the rink. So, I asked him for a picture, and he was like “For sure! When I’m done tying my skates!” I told him that I loved the show last night and I asked him if he liked Nashville and he responded “Yes! I love it here, I’m a big fan of country music so it’s perfect for me.” And then, I asked him if he’d ever been to Memphis because I went to college there and he said no but he really wants to go. And then he was like “Oh my god! I’m still tying my skates and I’m supposed to be on the ice!” And I jokingly said “You’re fired!” And he laughed, and was like “But, seriously though!” Then we took our photo after he finished his skates and he ran on the ice.

We had lunch and all the pros were in the room across from us just chilling, we could see in, nothing super interesting was happening, they were just there. After that, I had Meagan again because I switched groups and it was a stroking class and essentially we were just breaking down cross overs. And let me just say Coach Meagan is scary and she kind of just death stares aggressively.

(random: Meryl and Tessa were teaching off-ice dance class together and it was cute) that, we had an off ice lecture with Scott called “Making an Olympian” and dude HE QUOTED THE WEDDING VOWS FROM THE BOOK AND I ALMOST FAINTED HEARING HIM ACTUALLY SAYING THE WORDS OUT LOUD TO MY LITERAL EARS. “A little girl walked into my life and changed my life forever.” And he legitimately said a variation of this 3x. Ex. “I used to hate skating, my mom would have to force me into the car and I would pout every single day. But then, a little girl, named Tessa Virtue, came into my life and everything changed. She was two years younger than me and gave me everything, the competition and the drive, because she was better than me. And then it turned into just loving to skate and wanting to do it for each other.” Other great quote: “Out of 21 years, I don’t think we’ve enjoyed or had such a big love for the sport as we do right now.” Also blasphemy, he brought up Meryl and Charlie a handful of times and about how they both have similar strong partnerships and I was like…NO SIR. Anyways, I have his talk on video other than the vows because I’m a mess. Also I realized Scott and I have the same Nikes…yay twinning. (Mine are pink tho, his are black).

After his talk, I stayed behind and he signed my phone and I told him I went to the Mississauga show (not in WTN, I promise) and I was the one who made the woven keychains and he remembered me and then I told him that my cousin ( @janizms ) was in the Gadbois Gays and that they say hi and his whole face lit up and he was like “I love them!” and he went on about how he hadn’t been in Gadbois in forever and he missed MF and Patch and everyone. And he asked if Jan went to the m&g (he said “did I meet your cousin?”) and I said no and his face fell and he was like “next time.” And then, I was about to leave, but I backtracked and was like…actually can I take a video of you saying hi to them and he was like “Of course!” (all media will be coming after this write-up lol) and he was adorable and started out by shouting out the Gadbois Gays and just eventually went into shouting out Gadbois itself which was hilarious. And then I was like “thank you so much!” and he said “No problem!” And because Im annoying af and have no shame I asked for a hug and he was like “Of course, dear.” AND THEN ALANA’S SOUL LEFT HER BODY BECAUSE HE CALLED HER DEAR. Anyways, he was still sitting on the couch so I had to lowkey climb on top of him to hug him (sorry Tessa!). Hes such a freaking good hugger and his whole face was touching my face and I probably didnt breathe. And then I told him “Sorry for all of this, I just really love you and your skating.” And he smiled at me and said “Thank you, DEAR.” AGAIN because the universe FREAKING LOVES ME TODAY.

After that, I ran to edge class with Eric WHOS THE BEST TEACHER EVER?? And legitimately changed my skating life for the better, and my camel spin is the best its ever been (ERIC I LITERALLY LOVE YOU OKAY, THANKS AND PRAISES). During this lesson, Charlie and Tessa were teaching ice dancing together which was actually cute and I stan their friendship. After they stopped showing an example, they kept their arms around each other a la Four Minutes and it was actually cute. Also funny thing during this lesson, Eric was like “you need to dramaticate…whats the word?” And he looked at us for help and I was like “dramaticize?” and he said “yeah, but no” and then literally while i was waiting in line for my turn to do one of the exercises he looked right at me and was like “EXAGGERATE. THATS WHAT I MEANT!” Also, when Charlie White coaches hes really loud, and I hardcore almost fell over mid-spin. (After class, I got a selfie with Eric :))

After that, we went to Off-Ice Expression and Performance with Ashley and she was late! Scott barged in and was like, “Hiiiiiii!!! Whats going on here? Who are you waiting for?” We said Ashley, and that she was late, and I was next to him so I asked if he was going to teach us instead and he laughed. And he was like “No, ashley is better for teaching off-ice!” Then he left, and Ashley still wasnt there, but Meryl walked by the door, so I grabbed her at the last second for a selfie. Ashley finally came she taught us the intro and parts of her her La La Land program and also Sweet Dreams if anyone wants to learn it, I know some of it now lol. I asked Ashley if we could retake the photo because it was blurry (it was not, I just hated it) and she was like “Oh dude! Yes, we need to!” So, we took a selfie. And then I told her ( @janizms ) had a crush on her and she laughed and said “Aw, love it!”

Then, we ran down to take the class photo. And literally it was 5 minutes of the Olympian skaters and other coaches hollering over each other to the other coaches saying “Wait! Tessa and Scott aren’t here yet!” Literally, Meagan said it, 2 coaches, and Meryl and Charlie and Ashley. They didnt come down together though, Tessa was ahead and Scott and Eric came by a little after. Scott skated to right behind me and was like “So, whats happening guys?” And we were like “a photo…” and then one of the people taking the picture was asking why he was hiding in the back and he was like “Im trying to hide my Sprite!”(His hand was resting on my back in the photo, you cant see it, but it happened). Then, the people taking the photo was like “Okay, time for a Boomerang!” And he was like “whats a boomerang?” And I told him it was like a really short video. Its a picture, but you have to move. Im like…wow I taught old man Scott Moir something, my life is great. After this, we were breaking up for our last class.

Meryl and Charlie didnt have a class to teach so they left early and I legitimately witnessed #Team Canton in front of my face. Scott and Charlie hugged for five years , and were SUPER BROMANCEY and Charlie said “Keep in touch…really.” And Scott was like “We need to get together” and Charlie said “Text me always, anytime.” And, WHILE THIS WAS HAPPENING TESSA AND MERYL WERE HUGGING. And Meryl told her “Congratulations on a fantastic year!” And Tessa said “Thank you!” And they did their own “Keep in touch!” “Definitely!” thing. Then, they switched and Scott hugged Meryl and Charlie hugged Tessa and kissed her on the head. And essentially it was just a giant love fest of hugs and keep in touch sentiments and it was surprisingly so cute and happened in front of my face. And then, I asked Charlie for a selfie as he was leaving.

THEN, I had twizzle class with Tessa and Scott was also teaching twizzle class so one of the coaches tried to combine us together but Tessa said there were too many of us to do it. We were taking forever to start because TS kept talking instead of teaching, and Scott told a little boy in our group to be careful because Teacher Tessa is scary and I JUST ABOUT DIED. When Tessa was gathering us, she made eye contact with me and smiled and pointed to her jacket and mine and WHILE STILL MAINTAINING EYE CONTACT said “Nice jacket!” and the entire class started at me and I tried to melt into the floor haha. We ended up on the same side of the rink and when Scott noticed us skating to his side he yelled over to Tessa “Hey, this is our side of the ice!” And Tessa gave him THE LOOK (as in her YOU SLIPPED UP, MOIR look AND I DIED) and he gave her a scrunched up flirty face back. And I was like 1) THERE ARE CHILDREN and 2) ARENT YOU SUPPOSED TO BE TEACHING lol. Anyways, Tessa was teaching twizzles and fun fact…I dont actually know how to twizzle… and I literally had to tell the Queen of Twizzles that I didnt know how to twizzle… and she was like “Thats okay!” and she pulled me aside and gave me a mini private lesson on how to twizzle and I died for the umpteenth time today. And then we were doing other twizzles, and she came up behind me and said “Just do what you can, but your twizzles are great!” And then we did swing rolls, and I was hesitating because I was waiting for the girl in front of me to be far enough away so I didnt kick her and Tessa mistook my hesitation for not knowing how to or something BUT IM FINE WITH THAT BECAUSE SHE TURNED TO ME AND ASKED “Wanna do them together?” And i said “Sure.” And I did swing rolls down the ice WITH MISS TESSA VIRTUE. I LOWKEY DID A NO TOUCH ICE DANCE SEQUENCE WITH TESSA VIRTUE AND IM STILL NOT OVER IT. Then we did shoot the ducks (which i cannot do and i fell in front of Tessa….oops) into spirals and she told me I had a great spiral and honestly THATS THE ONLY VALIDATION YOU NEED? Also she said “So, Im supposed to teach twizzles for another 20 minutes, but I really dont want to, any suggestions?” And in unison all the little kids start screaming “Spread Eagles!” And she asked another time a little later for suggestions and they screamed it again and she was like “OTHER THAN SPREAD EAGLES.” And im laughing to myself because i know its cuz she cant do one lol

After class, I asked for a selfie and she was like “Yes! With our matching jackets!” And I told her I wanted to teach her how to sign “You Make My Dreams Come True” in Mississauga but didnt get a chance to and she was like “is it hard?” I said no, but I never got to show her because the whole world attacked her for autographs and photos but it was fine.

BUT, I FIXED IT BECAUSE SOMEHOW I CAN ALWAYS FIND SCOTT ALONE? And I was like “Hey! I wanted to teach Tessa how to sign ‘You Make My Dreams Come True’ from Hall & Oates (as if he didnt know) but didnt get a chance to. Can I teach you, and then can you teach her?” And he was like “Yeah!” So I taught him how to do it, and I told him to sign “make” properly because its easy to accidentally sign “make out” instead and he did his booming laugh thing at that and I DIED AGAIN (im okay with him signing making out tho) and he finally got it down and was like “Okay! I should be able to do that.” SCOTT MOIR I WANT PROOF THAT YOU SIGNED TO TESSA “YOU MAKE MY DREAMS COME TRUE”

Other random interaction: so I was in the lobby on my way out and Meagan walked by me, smiled, and said “Did you have fun? I had a great time teaching you today, have a good night!” And i was like excuse you maam youve been death glaring at me all day WHAT DO YOU MEAN

And as I was leaving, Ashley and Meagan were taking an uber to the airport and Ashley said bye to me.

I THINK THATS ALL OF IT. I HOPE I DIDNT FORGET ANYTHING. BUT MAN GUYS TODAY WAS A WILD RIDE AND IM STILL NOT BREATHING. YOURE WELCOME.

[fakeluvjungkook]

I FORGOT ONE THING. TESSA KEPT LOOKING OVER AT SCOTT DURING OUR LESSON WATCHING HIM TEACH AND I WAS LIKE 😍😍😍 but also PAY ATTENTION TO US

[rainy-sunshine]

Ya know I’ve been reading your hc for a while now but it just occurred to me, which one of TS+3 did you write first like idek anymore?

Technically, they started with the parenting headcanon, where I wrote they have three daughters. Then people started requesting more hcs featuring kids, so I decided to give them names. It just snowballed from there.

AH WTV THIS ANSWER HAS BECOME A HEADCANON MASTERLIST.

TS+3:

parenting headcanon

married headcanon

domestic headcanon

wedding registry headcanon

hilarious “smut” headcanon

6-pack headcanon

“the talk” headcanon

vm girls tumblring

vm girls traumatized af

TS being hella gross

tessa leaves scott alone with the girls

anna gets bullied headcanon

scott gets auctioned for charity

scott leaves tessa alone with the girls

NY sequel headcanon

vm girls cockblock strangers hitting on their parents

tessa raised slytherin kids

me being an asshole headcanons:

wedding headcanon

sexy times headcanon

divorce headcanon

soulmate headcanon

soulmate part II headcanon

AUs:

vm as hades/persephone

crazy vm AUs

vm win gold in 2020 and have a kid

[rainy-sunshine]

Do you have any headcanons about what would happen if Scott was coerced into a bachelor auction for charity? And if Tessa was there?

jesus fUCKING CHRIST I TOLD YOU TO SHUT UP. I TOLD YOU TO SHUT UP SO I CAN GET WORKING ON MY LONGASS HC. BUT NOW I SEE THIS SHIT IN MY ASK AND IM LIKE FUUUUCK!!!! I GOTTA ANSWER THIS. IM NOT THROWING AWAY MY SHOT. YOU LUCKY BASTARDS MIGHT GET THREE HEADCANONS TONIGHT FUKIN HELL

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[pirateherokillian]

Colin ‘100% professional dramatic actor’ O’Donoghue. (x)

[onceland]

Colin & Jen - Scenes vs. Bloopers (x)

[mintywanderland]

They're so precious ❤️

[oneallysa]

REASONS TO LOVE ADLOCK

“Love for him, after all, would be thinking more—maybe that’s asking too much—maybe thinking as much of someone else as he thinks of himself.” - Benedict Cumberbatch, 2017

WHAT DOES IT MEAN WHEN SHERLOCK SEES HIMSELF IN IRENE? Because “thinking of someone else as much as he thinks of himself” means differently

[mintywanderland]

No words needed

[pirateherokillian]

Colin O’Donoghue SDCC 2017 Extravaganza! [4]

(x)

[dogeberrie-deactivated20230708]

Do you ever ship something so hard

that while you’re writing fanfic you cry because It Me

[mintywanderland]

C.A.T. [Adlock]

I don't exactly know how I came up with this idea but I'm blaming it on the cat videos and photos that flood my Facebook and Twitter. A bit of warning though because I have no experience with cats except for brief encounters with the cats from school that seem too keen to eat our lunch.

Enjoy!

It’s also on FF.net & AO3

Meow.

He barely registered the sound over the information rushing through his mind as he examined a piece of evidence from his most recent case. A very exciting one, he must say.

Sherlock was almost there. He could feel it. He knew it, but there was still something missing - one tiny detail.

Meow.

This time he heard the sound clearly but chose to ignore it. With careful hands, he brought one of the fragments under the microscope. His fingers deftly turned the knobs until the image focused with clarity. There was one last thing he needed. An evidence to support his claim. He knew he was going to find it, of course. It was only a matter of minutes-

Something landed on his lap, startling him out of his own bubble and almost knocked the whole microscope off. The small Turkish Van sat on his lap, its soft white fur almost gleaming under the light, its bright blue eyes glaring at him as it hissed at him.

"For goodness sake, what do you want?" he asked angrily, glaring back at the creature.

It replied with a meow that he translated into something rude before it jumped off his lap. Not without bumping the table, causing the fragments to jumble. His eyes widened in shock as the cat turned to him with a sly look on its face as if saying they were even.

Irritation rose within him just as quick as the cat had left through the window. Stupid cat! Now he had to start over again. At least it had gone away for the moment.

What about the cat, you ask?

Sherlock would only roll his eyes at you. It always came back anyway. Somehow the vile creature always manages to come back from god knows where. What it was doing and where it was going were none of Sherlock's business. The cat wasn't even his to begin with.

They had just come back from Scotland Yard after solving one of Lestrade's cases when John told him of the animal that had come out of his room. It continued walking past John until it stopped in the middle of the room by the fireplace. Its blue eyes watching him in a way Sherlock did not understand.

He proceeded by trying to shoo the cat away, but it just stood there staring at him. John being John reasoned with him that the cat might need shelter. Sherlock pushed the cat towards a willing John, but John wasn't the problem. It was the cat. Somehow it didn't want John. When John picked it up, it squirmed until it got out of his grip, sending a glare towards his direction. To his dismay, the cat walked towards him, rubbing its body on his legs. Clearly, it wanted Sherlock. In the end, John had left him with the cat and its dirty fur adding dust on his carpet.

Oh, he tried everything.

He tried bribing it with food, leaving crumbles of cat food John brought him on the floor down the stairs and out the door. It never came. That earned him a good scolding from Mrs. Hudson about some house rules when it suddenly appeared and sat there mocking him with its silent stare. He realized the creature was either hiding somewhere the whole time or went out of the flat. Minutes later, he learned that it was the latter, judging from the light smell of smoke on its fur.

The next time it left, Sherlock made sure he was in the living room on his chair, pretending to read the morning paper. When it did finally leave, he quickly stood up and reached the door in two strides. The sound of the lock clicking made him sigh in relief. How wrong he was to think that it wouldn't ever bother him again because he found himself staring at those blue eyes as soon as he emerged from his Mind Palace.

Soon he discovered that it used one of the windows to sneak back into the flat. So he locked both the door and all the windows when it left once more. And he thought he had finally won. It had been a day without the creature lurking around and testing his patience when John decided to visit.

"Sherlock!" John's voice sounded angry. Sherlock could deduce eight possible reasons why until he heard the small sound that followed John's voice.

He rolled his eyes. Of course, he thought.

John appeared with the cat trailing behind him. Its eyes were fixed on him matching John's glare. Great, now both of them were glaring at him. John he could handle, but who knows what the creature could do? The last time he tried locking it out, it had ripped one of his shirts when it got back into the flat. There was also a time when it roamed around the flat countless times only for Sherlock to find out it was shedding hair when he dropped himself on his chair and a light puff of its white hair floated in the air.

"I can't believe you left her outside!"

Sherlock rolled his eyes. "It just happened to be out when I locked he doors."

John's eyebrows shot up on his forehead. "Are you saying it's a coincidence?"

"Yes." Sherlock replied nonchalantly with a wave of his hand.

"Coincidence, my ass."

Oh, John was very cross that Sherlock had to tune his voice out. Fine, he surrendered. He was keeping the cat to avoid earning an earful of John's words. He knew that his friend meant well, yet the annoying feline was probably doing it on purpose. He could see the proud look on its face. In fact, it looked like it was smirking at him while John rambled on in the background.

He narrowed his eyes on the cat. Perhaps he did feel a bit bad for asking it to go away because clearly it liked him for reasons he did not understand. Food wasn't a problem. He never gave it any food, though he was sure that was the reason for its everyday trips out of the flat. Yes, the cat was very low maintenance. All it needed was shelter and a little bit of cleaning which he never did anyway.

No, the problem was that. He watched as it continued to smirk at him, its eyes twinkling in what seemed like delight.

A frown sat on his face, half curious and half annoyed, because he swore it had winked at him.

Somehow the cat retaliates. He hadn't even realized until recently when he found one of his shirts had several small tears. Fortunately, it was one of his old shirts that he didn't wear anymore.

That wasn't all. It had also developed a liking for his chair which annoyed him to no end. It was one of those days when it was taking a nap on his chair, so he sat on John's chair instead, silently waiting for it to wake up. He knew that if it woke up, it would jump down his chair and stretch its furry body which was exactly what it did. Seizing the moment, he quickly crossed to the other end and took his own seat back from the creature. A loud hiss told him that he had won and he couldn't resist the "Aha!" that slipped out of his mouth.

Clearly, that annoyed the cat, but then its ears suddenly perked up as if a light bulb went off inside its little brain. His eyes narrowed trying to figure out what it was thinking. Sherlock could easily read humans, but animals were another matter. They were unpredictable things. So surprise filled him when it jumped and settled on his lap.

Suddenly, it never stayed on his chair anymore, but it became comfortable on his lap. Far too comfortable. Now it waited for him to sit before it settled on his lap. It had also developed a habit of sitting in his lap even when he was busy doing his experiments

And recently he found out that it had made his bed its own as well. It wasn't just the white hairs on his sheet but it was because it had the audacity to curl up on the pillow beside his right in front of him. It had merely glanced at him and went off to sleep as if it was the most natural thing in the world. He had no choice but to lie down beside it despite the layer of hair and the lingering smell of the creature that somehow seemed familiar.

I don't know if the plot is pretty obvious. If you don't get it, it'll make sense eventually.

I apologize if I got some cat behaviors wrong though some might be written on purpose. Feel free to drop some comments on cats and stuff. It might also break this writer's block of mine and finish the next chapter. I’ll be waiting ;)

[writing-prompt-s]

Most people are born with three names tattooed on their wrist: Their true love, their biggest enemy, and their greatest ally. You only have one name.

[mintywanderland]

THIS SCREAMS ADLOCK. SOMEONE PLEASE.

I MIGHT TRY THIS BUT PLEASE DO WRITE THIS IF YOU CAN

[solsticestudy]

me: wants to be multilingual, a musical prodigy, an artist, an author, a poet, an honour student, working in a well-paying job, successful and happy

me: sits on my couch eating three(3) party-sized bags of salt and vinegar potato chips and watching thirty-one(31) episodes of my favourite tv show in one sitting

[mintywanderland]

Pretty much me lol

[cott-rps]

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[mintywanderland]

His Favorite [Adlock Drabble]

One could never truly say that he has known Irene Adler until he had seen every version of her. One could also say that no one has ever seen the real Irene Adler. Not even Sherlock Holmes. Though he was the most successful in knowing The Woman who was shrouded in the red cloth of temptation and the black cloak of mystery. This is also the reason why no one had intruiged the great detective as much as she did. She was not only a puzzle waiting to be solved but also a battle waiting to be fought. A gamble. Every mystery uncovered drew great satisfaction from Sherlock Holmes, yet it also cost a part of himself that he had buried deep within his own walls opened only for her blue calculating eyes. Sherlock understood that people had a fascination with favoritism. Favorite color. Favorite food. Favorite place. These were so dull that he hadn't ever given much thought. But if he was asked which version of Irene Adler was his favorite, he decided it would be this one. Sunlight spilled from window of his room. The bright rays licking the expanse of smooth skin exposed by the sheets pooling over her hip. The shadows danced from the curve of her waist covered in kiss marks to her unclothed chest with red swollen peaks atop her breasts. One arm was folded under her head while the other laid between them, slim fingers extended towards his direction. Her face seemed impossibly innocent and young under the hopeful beam of sunlight, thin eyebrows relaxed across her forehead, sharp nose outlined by the white light, swollen lips parted in soft snores. Her face bore no mask and no makeup, only the purest Irene Adler could be. She looked utterly beautiful. Slowly he watched as her eyes opened, her bright blue eyes meeting his in a soft gaze. Vulnerability swirled in the air, a feeling that Sherlock couldn't bring himself to care about. Not when she looked just as vulnerable as he felt at the moment. This silent truce was rare yet one of the most precious things that he was grateful for. Not many men or women can say that they have been the subject of that gaze, one that was clearly filled with longing and sentiment. In fact, no other man could say that they have seen such a sight. After all, it was for only one person. His hand moved across the space between them that seemed small and large at the same time. His fingers tangled with hers in a soft caress. A small smile crept to her lips, and for once Sherlock could say Irene Adler looked truly happy and radiant just like the sun. He found himself mirroring her smile with of his rare ones as well, just as special as hers. Indeed, he really liked this version of The Woman.