Minute-Maid-Offical

Minute Maid Here Lemen / Leman Le-man-aid

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MINUTE-MAID-OFFICAL

UNAUTHORIZED. UNPASTEURIZED. NOT FDA APPROVED.

WELCOME TO THE ORANGE ZONE.

THIS BLOG CONTAINS:

thoughts squeezed directly from the brain

pulp (so much pulp)

fandom sludge

posts made with zero warning or shame

INGREDIENTS:

❌ consistency

❌ structure

✔️ chaos

✔️ juice

✔️ whatever possessed me at 3am

WARNINGS:

may change vibes out of literally nowhere

definitely not professional

INTERACTION POLICY:

🍊 reblogs = nourishment

🍊 tags = enrichment

🍊 asks = allowed, encouraged, feared

🍊 complaints = fed to the juicer

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Minute-Maid-Offical™

now with extra pulp.

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We all good now. Crisis averted

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YO ITS OKAY ITS A BROTHER SISTER THING AND HIS LADY WAS THINKING I WAS GONNA STEAL HIM LMAO

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Uhmmm, uhmmm, uhmm, there is uhmm, an adult man talking to me. Uhmm, he’s not that much older so I thought it’d be fine to be friends bc I’m friends with his brother, but uhmmm, uhmm, I uh,,, I dunnoooo….

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I can’t tell emotions over text and it’s making me anxious. I fucking hate this

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Oh gosh, I feel terrible.. I just had to pick a favorite between two brothers and I feel sick. Bc I chose the older brother bc he’s genuinely a sweetheart and I’ve spoken to him more, but I’m scared I hurt the younger one’s feelings…

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I NEED a lore drop of the officalverse

I hear there’s seasons or some shit

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We’re all family down here. I’ve adopted more officals than I can count. Speaking of. You’re my child now. You may call me whatever you like.

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I lowkey wanna make an oc that has a mole on the center of their bottom lip as a reference to the myth that moles are the biproduct of a lover from another lifetime’s kiss. Bc I think it’d be cute that they have moles all over their face but also especially on their lips.

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Sorry I haven’t been posting much during the day, I’ve been playing games with my friends. :))

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These guys make me so happy… I literally might cry. I seriously love these guys so much like family.

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I’ve got a group of friends who call me auntie. It makes me happy to hear them call me auntie :) These boys make me very happy and I love playing games with them lol. They’re so silly.

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a

b

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c

[offical-pink]

d

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e

[eldritchhellspawn]

f

[bitten-and-girl-smitten]

g

[thecacophonyspeaks]

h

[minecraftgender]

i

[marker-official]

j

[cosmic-entity-official]

k

[marker-official]

l

[cosmic-entity-official]

m

[starryabyss41]

n

[marker-official]

o

[cymballer-offical]

p

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q

[snailzissnailing]

r

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s

[cosmic-entity-official]

t

[chaos-triangle]

U!

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are... my fire.

my one.... desiiiiiirreeee~

believe...when I say...

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Z

[jackoquako]

Sexually harassing men isn't being a feminist you're just being an asshole

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Chat, it’s witching hour. I can’t sleep. What if the BFG comes and steals me away bc I saw him?

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I’m hoping I just changed this kid’s life. I was talking to an upcoming sophomore on voice chat on Roblox, and I gave him some advice and talked to him. I’m hoping he’ll understand. Even if he called me unc and then auntie. lol. These group of guys were pretty cool on the game I was playing. Talked to them for like three hours. :) I’m happy. It was fun.

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Man, I LOVE Dr Pepper guys, I need it injected into my veins

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Guess who snuck their childhood bear their parents told them they weren’t allowed to have into their room?