Isabel

hp stuff yeet

[trash-et-al-deactivated20230821]

reblog if you too have accepted ‘a very potter musical’ as canon instead of ‘the cursed child’

[mione-danger]

James: yeah i’m pretty lit.

Lily: honey i love you but shut the fuck up.

[mione-danger]

Sirius: So then I thought, it’s not gay to kiss your homie of five years and make out intensely for half an hour if you say no homo.

McGonagall: Mr. Black please get out of my office I am not your personal therapist.

[mione-danger]

Harry: I don’t need anyone, I’m a lone wolf.

Ginny: *walks into the room*

Harry: on second thought maybe one pers—

[mione-danger]

Hermione: punching a lil blonde bitch in the face is selfcare.

[mione-danger]

Peter was a marauder. He was their real friend who was just as talented, smart, and mischievous as the rest of them. That’s what made his betrayal so sickening and depressing.

die mad about it.

[mione-danger]

can we please stop with this “always” bullshit, yes it’s a very powerful quote in the series, but everyone needs to stop saying it represents true love, it represents an unhealthy obsession.

you want to know a quote that actually shows true love? How about “Lily, take Harry and go.”

[itskarmawitch-deactivated201912]

You can’t cast a Patronus from obsession. Stop getting angry because people like something you don’t.

[mione-danger]

I hate to break it to you but... “It is my firm belief that such a Patronus is an indicator of obsession or eccentricity.” taken straight from Pottermore.com

[mione-danger]

can we please stop with this “always” bullshit, yes it’s a very powerful quote in the series, but everyone needs to stop saying it represents true love, it represents an unhealthy obsession.

you want to know a quote that actually shows true love? How about “Lily, take Harry and go.”

[mione-danger]

Harry: Sometimes, you just gotta learn to love yourself.

Draco: ???? don’t you fucking hate yourself

Harry: yes but this is about you stay focused.

[fanonical]

malfoy: i'm escaping to the ONE PLACE that hasn't been CORRUPTED by MUDBLOODS

malfoy: SPACE

[mione-danger]

[mione-danger]

James: I called this discussion today because some people aren’t getting along very well and I think we should all talk about it together.

Remus: ..

Sirius: ..

Remus: Why are you being so vague Padfoot and I are the only people you called in here.

[mione-danger]

Tumblr can we please make some Gred and Forge textposts that don’t make me want to curl up in a ball and cry for hours, thanks in advance.

[mione-danger]

Snivellus Sneep is not a good guy thanks for coming to my ted talk.

[mione-danger]

Sirius: I’m a mess

Remus: I know, Sirius.

Sirius: I need a boyfriend.

Remus: I know, Sirius.

Sirius: *glares*

[mione-danger]

Sirius: I am an inVINCIBLE BADASS WHO NEEDS NO ONE.

Remus: five minutes ago you were hugging my feet because you didn’t want me to go to the kitchen for 1 minute.

[mione-danger]

James: *trying to find Sirius*

James: REMUS LUPIN IS STRAIGHT.

Sirius: uM DEFINITLY NOT YOU PRICK BECAUSE-

James: Found him.

[dadstielkline]

Stupefy Expelliarmus Potter, you were named after the only two spells I ever really used. One was was the spell I used to kill Voldemort and it was the greatest spell I know.