#mcgonagall headcanon

[keeping-up-with-the-blacks]

McGonagall: Mr Black, I simply cannot go with you to the yule-

Sirius: I knew it! You’re going with Remus aren’t you? And I thought he was sneaking out to go the library-

McGonagall: I can perfectly assure you that Mr Lupin and I-

Sirius: What about the kids, Minnie? Did you ever think about the kids!?

McGonagall: The kids?

Sirius: Oh the kids! James and Peter are going to be devastated! I can’t believe this Minnie, we’re never going to be a proper family!

McGonagall:

McGonagall: In that I’d like full custody of James

[accio-strawbz]

whatever you do, don’t think about minerva mcgonagall teaching james sirius potter, albus severus potter, and lily luna potter. do NOT imagine mcgonagall having to call them ‘james potter’ ‘albus potter’ and ‘lily potter’. don’t imagine her saying ‘potter!’ when they get in trouble. don’t imagine her hearing people say ‘james and lily potter’ but they’re talking about the young ones. and don’t think about how she’d cry over the dead elder james and lily. don’t imagine her comforting albus and using his first name. do not do it. i made that mistake and now i’m crying.

[gryffidnorgranger]

Flitwick and McGonagall having incredibly accurate impressions of Dumbledore’s voice due to decades of imitating him behind his back when he’s being annoying.

[drsnowrose]

Im 100% sure that, when Minnie asked someone to dance with her while explaining the Yule Ball (as she did with ron) Sirius would have offered himself to do it.

Minnie: May someone have this dance with me?

Sirius: I would have this and all of them professor.

Minnie: This one would do Mr. Black, im sure you would rather spend the night with certain brunette boy.

And they danced along the common room while James and Peter were whistling and Remus' cheeks were burning.

[iron-dad-is-my-new-kink]

rewatched harry potter tonight, and i saw that when dumbledore said "It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to your enemies, but a great deal more to stand up to your friends," the camera showed Professor McGonagall, possibly foreshadowing the fight she has with Snape a few years later.

[m00nagegaydream]

Remus: [drops pen]

Remus: Oh bloody hell.

McGonagall: Who was that?

Remus: It was James.

James: No it wasn't!

Remus: Oh stop lying for fuck's sake.

James: See? It was him.

McGonagall:

McGonagall: Detention, Potter.

James: Oh bloody hell.

[marauders-shit]

James: *Writing a poem for Lily during Transfiguration class*

James: What in Merlin’s name rhymes with Lily

James: Does it count if I rhyme “Lily” with “Lily flower”?

McGonagall: Please pay attention Mr Potter. And no, it doesn’t count

James: Thank you professor

[give-bucky-his-boyfriend-back]

Who I think would have cussed the most if the characters were allowed to cuss in the Harry Potter Universe:

McGonagall: We all know what kind of shit this woman has to deal with on a daily basis and on top of that she's a badass bitch. Of course she would swear the most.

Favourite swearword: Fucking idiot

Hermione: Having to deal with Harry and Ron as your best friends would make me swear a lot too. Also, she would have called Umbridge some things that are far worse than an 'evil hag'

Favourite swearword: little shits

Remus Lupin: Tired of everyone's shit. The full moon doesn't help the energy levels too. If this man could cuss, he would.

Favourite swearword: Fuck/Fuck off