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joy of life: the first time the five brothers are in the same frame
Can you please just have an ounce of shrimpathy?
Joy and whimsy detected! This post is joyful and whimsical!
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Fan Xian to Emperor, an actual three-year-old apparently: I saved your son’s life.
The Victorian Era was shite compared to now obsiously but also titty piercings were popular everyone was on heroin and they thought bad sex made your kids ugly so the zeitgeist must have been wild
I wish I could remember the source, but I once read a sociologist's take that the Victorian era was a complete abberation of human development. It was uniquely weird, never existed before, will likely never exist again.
I wonder how much of that was on the back of the industrial revolution. Maybe humanity had a similar "weird" moment in the Fertile Crescent when we figured out farming.
But yeah. Victorians were an odd bunch. Delightfully contradictory.
I feel like the wild combination of Suddenly Having So Much New Technology We Barely Understand and Suddenly Using So Much New Technology We Barely Understand *May* have resulted in such new and novel situations as:
The baby will stop crying if I give it cocaine
My entire face is covered in arsenic
How Wonderful That I Can Buy Guns And Heroin At The Same Store! I Certainly Hope My Lead Poisoning Does Not Lead To Bouts Of Distemper And Irrational Thinking
There Are Bare Electrified Wires Running Through My House And My Technicolor Dress Is Highly Combustible, Which I Do Not Know Yet
My son, Lead Poisoning Georg,, shall someday inherit my gun powder and lead paint empire,,
NEW! Magical Miracle Substance! Asbestos! WILL NOT catch fire! CANNOT catch fire! YOU WILL NOT die! (From fire)
Impress Your Guests And In-Laws With The Tastiest Bright White Bread Chalk And Wood Shavings Can Produce
NEW! Baby feeding bottles! NEW! Glass baby feeding bottles! How do you clean them??? That isn't important stop asking questions. NEW!
If Heroin And Lead And Cocaine And Arsenic And Typhoid And Tuberculosis And Radiation And Ungrounded Wires And Lead And Chalk And Arsenic And Working In The Coal Mine Are Bad For Me, Then How Am I Moving So Fuckingn Fast
1$ flea market score. Tiny glass 1960s perfume bottles. I love them.
Can you swap their heads ?
omg you can
Their meeting was foretold in the ancient texts
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How my dad decided to tell me that our guests had left the house
“Dogs don’t know what they look like. Dogs don’t even know what size they are. No doubt it’s our fault, for breeding them into such weird shapes and sizes. My brother’s dachshund, standing tall at eight inches, would attack a Great Dane in the full conviction that she could tear it apart. When a little dog is assaulting its ankles the big dog often stands there looking confused — “Should I eat it? Will it eat me? I am bigger than it, aren’t I?” But then the Great Dane will come and try to sit in your lap and mash you flat, under the impression that it is a Peke-a-poo… Cats know exactly where they begin and end. When they walk slowly out the door that you are holding open for them, and pause, leaving their tail just an inch or two inside the door, they know it. They know you have to keep holding the door open. That is why their tail is there. It is a cat’s way of maintaining a relationship. Housecats know that they are small, and that it matters. When a cat meets a threatening dog and can’t make either a horizontal or a vertical escape, it’ll suddenly triple its size, inflating itself into a sort of weird fur blowfish, and it may work, because the dog gets confused again — “I thought that was a cat. Aren’t I bigger than cats? Will it eat me?” … A lot of us humans are like dogs: we really don’t know what size we are, how we’re shaped, what we look like. The most extreme example of this ignorance must be the people who design the seats on airplanes. At the other extreme, the people who have the most accurate, vivid sense of their own appearance may be dancers. What dancers look like is, after all, what they do.”
— Ursula Le Guin, in The Wave in the Mind (via fortooate)
This paragraph went in so many different directions before it ended. What the fuck Ursula
Whatever you think it is, it’s not that.
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"This scene is required by the plot. Do not imitate. Be kind to animals"
Oh thank god they told me. Otherwise I was planning to fucking joust on the open plains of ancient china.
Also yes, this scene where he fights a one on one duel before taking a city is definitely super necessary to the "Plot" (watching Liu Yuning be hot)
being a sports fan must be wild imagine if we had to worry about patrick getting sold to weezer or something
NHL hockey may be one of the only contexts in which the “I put my hair in a messy bun, went downstairs and found out my mom sold me to One Direction” situation is an actual possibility, except y/n is your favourite fourth liner and he actually gets sold to like. John Tortorella or something.
this little freak keeps sneaking into my garden and rubbing himself all over my flowers??Hello?????
Real, male bees don’t go after flowers they stay home, that freak is a herself
googling ‘bee genders’ as I dictate this post
The more you google bee reproductive biology the more absurd it is that we’re applying the words male and female to them. Their actual genders are worker, drone and queen. The queen is capable of both asexual and sexual reproduction. Bees born of unfertilized eggs become drones that are capable of fertilizing eggs. Bees born of fertilized eggs become workers, but can also potentially become a queen depending on how they are fed during the larval stage.
Use whatever the fuck pronouns you want to describe bees because they’re all equally incorrect projections of human worldview onto an insect species. Bees don’t experience mammalian sexual dimorphism in a biological sense nor do they experience human gender dimorphism in a sociopolitical sense.
diversity win, the freak sneaking into your garden and rubbing themselves all over your flowers does not fit into a human biological or sociopolitical framework of sex and gender!
Speech patterns
I’ve seen several people wondering why in fanfics Lan Wangji addresses Wei Wuxian using his birth name instead of ‘you’ because it doesn’t sound quite right in English (e.g. Lan Wangji saying “I want to protect Wei Ying” to Wei Wuxian). I find it intriguing because it does not happen in the novel or in any adaptation, either he uses ‘Wei Ying’ on its own to call/admonish him or he simply uses ‘you’. So it’s not a translation issue, it’s something that seems to have sprung from the English fandom at some point and spread from there. I’d like to share some thoughts about second and third person addressing and what they say about the speaker’s speech patterns (as always, please do point out if I made a mistake somewhere, this is mostly based on observations not on formal knowledge of linguistics).
Chinese terms of address form a very very intricate system (look upon this and despair) that evolved with time periods. People will address each other and themselves differently depending on various parameters such as their relationship and respective social status.
Addressing someone in the third person can be used as a way to convey polite respect and there are many examples in MDZS:
Ex.1
“请叔父责罚”
[33 lashes scene] LWJ: I ask Uncle for my punishment (audio drama S3E13)
Ex. 2
“咦。你怎么还在这里?”
“兄长在这里,我自然也在这里”
[WWX is about to leave] LXC: Hum? Why do you remain here?
LWJ: Brother is here so my place is here as well. (ch.49)
Ex. 3
“因为,那位秦公子说谎了。”
“魏前辈是如何看出来的?”
WWX: It’s because that young master Qin lied to us.
LSZ: How did senior Wei determine that? (ch.120)
Ex. 4
“多谢蓝宗主给魏某这个机会。” (……) “那么请蓝宗主听听看,这支曲子有没有什么古怪?”
WWX: I must thank Sect leader Lan for providing me with this opportunity. (…) I request that Sect leader Lan listen carefully if there’s anything amiss with this song. (Wei Wuxian is also using here the humble term of self-address ‘魏某’, literally ‘this person named Wei’, instead of the first person pronoun ‘I’) (ch.63)
See, it’s not only Lan Wangji, that’s something that polite characters say in certain situations and that includes Wei Wuxian as contrary to appearances, he does actually know when and how to show proper respect.
Notice that it’s always titles or honorifics (on its own or as a suffix to the family name) which demonstrate formality and deference towards the person addressed. On the contrary, using someone’s birth name indicates close familiarity (or even rudeness). So in my opinion it doesn’t make sense in Chinese to have Lan Wangji use ‘Wei Ying’ as a replacement of ‘you’.
It’s noteworthy that it is actually Wei Wuxian who does address Lan Wangji occasionally in the third person by using his title, Hanguang-Jun:
Ex. 5
“不是被罚那你没事倒立干什么?”
“可以静心。”
“那究竟是什么,让冷若冰霜的含光君的心不静啊?”
WWX: If it’s not for punishment, why would you do a handstand for no reason?
LWJ: As meditation (’meditation’ is literally ‘to calm one’s heart’).
WWX: Whatever could trouble the heart of the icy Hanguang-Jun? (ch.114)
Ex. 6
“不要吃了。明天买。”
“这不是想给含光君省点钱嘛。”
“永远不用。”
[WWX takes a bite out of an apple dropped by a fierce corpse]
LWJ: Do not eat that. We will buy some tomorrow.
WWX: But this is to save Hanguang-Jun some money.
LWJ: That will never be necessary. (ch.122)
Wei Wuxian uses both ‘Lan Zhan’ and ‘Hanguang-Jun’ throughout the story. During his Yiling Laozu days, it is more to create distance than to be respectful. While pretending to be Mo Xuanyu, Wei Wuxian calls Lan Wangji exclusively by his title with the exception of two slip-ups that occur when Fairy makes an apparition (”Lan Zhan, save me!!”). After it is revealed that Lan Wangji was aware of his identity all along, Wei Wuxian routinely alternates between his birth name and his title, putting them at an equal level of casualness. However, using the title with the third person address is more like a tongue-in-cheek phrasing, it’s Wei Wuxian showing exaggerated courtesy in a playful manner.
The way I feel it, at the heart of it, Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji are equals and treat each other as such. They respect one another without unnecessary act of self-humbling.
(This is absolutely not meant to be critical of writers who write Lan Wangji’s speech that way, I just find it interesting that this became a fandom trend although it’s not based on the source material and I think it should be acknowledged as such.)
Excellent explanation op, thank you! One of my pet peeves with the subtitles of the Untamed is the way they pretty much totally ignore (or make a mess of) the way the titles and different forms of address are used in the original Chinese, and thus deprive us - the non-Chinese-speaking audience - of these aspects of character interaction and relationships. Even though it would probably have made the translating quite a bit more challenging.
Also, may I further point the interested people to this post on linguistic register by @hunxi-guilai? It is absolutely fascinating, and related to the topic at hand.
Same picture.
I was gonna say "wow I can't believe Taylor Swift wrote Les Miserables" but then of course
...we did know
joy of life | fan xian
The way Fan Xian feels more and more rage because none of it even registered for Second Prince, none of the deaths gave him a second's thought. (It's interesting that he can't even fathom why FX would care, unlike Crown Prince who does fathom that FX cares and weaponizes it and more people end up dead.)
And the way it comes back into play at the end of the ep where FX reveals he poisoned the prince's wine (or did he?) and gives him the antidote (or does he?) and parrots the prince's words back and it's a whole different ballgame when it's his own life on the line, isn't it?