this is probably a terrible idea

but what the hell

[ghost-kings-court-jester]

Truly nothing is funnier than Xie Lian just losing his goody two shoes facade when Qi Rong is involved like when everyone else is an asshole or doing evil things Xie Lian just smiles patiently and thinks it’s none of his business but the second Qi Rong is around he is being force fed Xie Lians food and made fun of for being a wrath and getting served straight hands the second he says anything about Hua Cheng like truly some things are just for the family.

[mikkeneko]

[metisket]

Me: Man, these guys sure got abruptly catapulted to fame and stardom. Hope they handle that okay.

Meanwhile, Hudson Williams:

[depsidase]

[laurents-laces]

Relationship dynamic of all time <3

[allpiesforourown]

binghe: i want to prove i can be a good person despite being a demon so i haven't killed anyone and was greatly offended when i was blamed for gongyi xiao's death. the worst i've ever done is delimb the old palace master because he tried to groom me, but i still left him alive

shen yuan: killed the skinner demon. killed a bunch more. hey guys we should kill those sowers. dw binghe i made sure the old palace master died baby girl. whos next

[mikkeneko]

#“sy is an uwu baby angel who's so nice and so kind and self sacrificing-” NO! sy BELIEVES in the genre that violence is the answer#demon's death? his death? a cannon fodder's death? his death AGAIN? “that's just the genre” he says covered in blood both his own and others#his relationship to death is so fascinating#bc listen this guy is dead when the story begins and then he spends the entire story under threat of death by the plot and system and woac#and I so often see ppl point to his habitual self sacrifice of proof of what an uwu angel he is and buddy#it ain't because he's so nice uwu it's because he's got a real fuckin twisted relationship with life and death#this man is in a state of severe psychological distress but he's shrugging and saying “yeah it's PIDW what do you expect”#anyway sorry to go off in the tags I have a draft pontificating at length about sy's relationship with death I've thought a lot about it#svsss#shen yuan#luo binghe

[e2castiel]

[winnie-the-monster]

[hannahp0calypse]

watching Seven Samurai

[athena-cat-wizard-official]

i wonder how many they'll need

[butch-witches-deactivated202412]

i hesitate even to speculate

[metisket]

Do You Think that the writers of Roswell New Mexico are aware that two people can be in a romantic relationship without a third person being involved at all? Because I have actually no evidence that they know that.

Someone should tell them.

[sinmonger]

I can’t decide if I should be charmed or unnerved that you somehow orchestrated your ex third-wheeling our first date.

[shanehollanderss]

Alex Manes

Roswell, New Mexico | Season 1

[star-anise]

I do think the one civilized thing about British-style parliaments is that if you can't pass a budget, your government fails. Voting against a budget is a vote of no-confidence and a majority "no" automatically triggers a snap election. You suck, go home. Come back when you've got your shit figured out.

[herpsandbirds]

Philippine Frogmouth (Batrachostomus septimus) parents with chick, family Podargidae, order Podargiformes, Sierra Madre, Rizal, Philippines

photograph by Mhark Gee

[todaysbird]

The Lookers

[thelioncourts]

Auguste: Okay. What’s the first thing you notice when a man approaches you.

Laurent: The audacity.

[sanctuaryrin]

*taps mic* is this thing on?

MAY 2026 BABY!!!!

[akielonlion]

Nikandros: so whats your story why laurent

Jord: what do you mean

Nikandros: i mean that ive been best friends with damianos’ stupid ass since i was 6, so thats why i have to take care of it now but you? Youre a free man jord why do you do this to yourself

[laurentspeach]

me and the bad bitch i pulled by flogging him almost to death for killing my brother