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reblog to make prev stop having headaches
"Don't come into my room" is a lie invented by Big Sister to control you. You should peek through her door to see what the noise is
"Don't come into my room" is a lie invented by Big Sister to control you. You should peek through her door to see what the noise is
I saw this and felt like it should be shared here too
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i’m not even that much of a pervert i can just find the eroticism in anything. doesn’t get me bricked up necessarily i just like to appreciate it.
imagine a pathetic tgirl taking a video playing with herself for her big sister but im barely hard and its only 21 seconds because she cums right as it starts while whining "wait" to an empty room
i mean shes barely hard
im..gonna go hide
im actually refusing to hide. worship me about it
uh hi so!
i wrote this webpage that walks u thru looking after yourself when you know a thought is making you spiral. deployed it publicly bc i wanted it on mobile and i thought other people might like it too
check it oot
“Shes friendly” is the last thing I hear before getting pounced on by another puppygirl and bitten over and over and over and over
Alright pup, Mommy's girlfriend is going to be staying the night tonight. Do you remember what the rules are? That's okay, you're just a silly little puppy! Let me remind you.
You'll be sleeping in your cage instead of at the foot of the bed.
You'll have proper attire on for the whole evening. Tail, Cage, Collar, nothing else.
You'll be joining us for dinner, but you'll be eating out of your bowl.
My girlfriend will be giving you your nightly walk before bed.
See, those aren't too hard to follow! I'll even make sure Mrs. Bear is in your kennel so you don't get lonely while we have our fun.
Oh you're practically wagging with excitement! That's my pretty little girl! Such a good puppy!~
I wanna say farm life sims are ridiculous, but honestly if a butch girl who ran a farm talked to me every day and gave me flowers twice a week I’d be sucking her cock by summer
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Two Gulpin
Two. Gulpin. Tuesday. You know the drill by now.
if you think about it, mechsploitation has a lot of parallels to pokemon.
hounds are controlled by a Handler, who can have more than one hound. just as pokemon share a trainer. some of the best pieces of fiction for both pieces of media, particularly pokemon gen 5, seek to tackle why something would enjoy fighting for the benefit of a figure of authority. both pieces of media tackle personhood in esoteric ways, and both place an intimate power exchange dynamic between the figures.
while mechsploitation often waves away the economics question, typically as we are all aware of the leverage the military-industrial complex has, the pokemon world seeks to justify the ability of a pokemon trainer to make a living purely by battling, giving the ability for a trainer to theoretically be a kind of state sponsored militia if needed.
and of course, just like mentioned in kallidora rho’s grasping the weapon, it is uncommon for Handlers to fuck their hounds, just as it is generally thought ill for trainer-pokemon intimacy in that way. instead, hounds are made to fuck other hounds, and pokemon are sent into daycares to fuck other pokemon. this of course isnt always the case, though, elusions to pokemon and trainer relations have happened throughout the series. just like how depending on the story, depending on the take, Handlers and hounds often have their own varied forms of intimacy, some more taboo than others.
i suppose that what i’m trying to say, is that in terms of Handler and hound breeding, the Napoleon is the most compatible mech for Handlers? Not only are they in the Harrison Armory category, which is comprised mostly of advanced, cutting edge military design, Caliban stands at an average of size 1/2, which means they’re able to handle Handler’s boots, and with their impressive base stats for heat capacity and access to heavy shielding and flash aegis, you can be rough with one.
If you don’t let go of your prejudices and past grudges, your heart won’t blossom. 2013 is coming, let’s make a change. We only have one planet so let’s show each other some kindness.
2013 is coming… let’s show each other some kindness…
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the dick sucking cuddler would like to rest its head on your tummy with no ulterior motive whatsoever
Where I come from, we don’t worry about these fruity-tuity California style buds. Okay? I’m from Scranton. What i’m smoking is dirt. So lets get that straight jack. Pure brick. Ass. Okay? America- Americans are wanting to smoke that dirt, okay? You go up to someone and say, hey, I’m gonna give you a big bag of this heady bud, but I’m taking your stash of mids, they’re gonna say C’mon man! get out of here! *audience cheers* that’s right. that’s right. Get the hell out of here! We like stems! We like seeds! Where I come from.
this post is scripture to me like this is a seminal text. to me