I POST/REBLOG NSFW Yuri On Ice, Harry Potter, etc

Title: Mistress of the Timelines Female ~ Bisexual ~ ENTP ~ Slytherin ~ Deep in ice skating hell ~ Viktuuri ~ Tomarry ~ Drarry ~ Ineffable Husbands

[batshieroglyphics]

Cover art for the SAtM sequel, Nose to the Wind! Which will start posting this weekend. (On my honour.)

Summary: While Harry had been content with his second chance, that didn’t keep him from thinking what he could have done different, how many people could have survived if he hadn’t been set on the very specific path he’d walked. Third time is the charm, though, right? 

(This cover is also on deviantArt.)

[herculesmulligan-quotes]

John : Hey, Alexander…

Alexander : Oh John ! You’ll never guess what happened.

John : What ?

Alexander : Eliza told me she was in love with me !

John : [chokes] Really ?

Alexander : We’re going on a date tomorrow !

John : [Tearry eyed] Great.

Alexander : Wait, why are you holding a rose ? Who’s that for ?

John : Oh, this. It’s ummm… [shakes head] no-one, I just thought it smelled nice and I’d carry it around.

[batshieroglyphics]

In honour of Harry’s birthday have a cover for Stand Against the Moon!

Also, delightful news! I finished the sequel, Nose to the Wind, instead of sleeping! ^^; I do want to give it a proper edit run, especially since is fucking over 200k, jfc. But, with luck, I’ll start posting it by the end of the week. Also, its cover.

(This cover is also on deviantArt.)

[mirandaflamel]

*screeching*

[hamiltonmemes]

“Hamilton” characters as ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Alexander Hamilton: (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

Aaron Burr: ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽

Angelica Schuyler: ༼✿◕ᗜ◕༽┌∩┐

Eliza Schuyler: (◕‿◕✿)

Peggy Schuyler: (• ε •)

George Washington: [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]

Thomas Jefferson: ᕙ(▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) ᕗ

James Madison: 乁( ⁰͡  Ĺ̯ ⁰͡ ) ㄏ

John Laurens: (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ ✧ﾟ･: *

Marquis de Lafayette: ━╤デ╦︻(▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿)

Hercules Mulligan: ᕙ(° ͜ಠ ͜ʖ ͜ಠ°)ᓄ

Phillip Hamilton: ♪~ ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

King George III: ╰( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )つ──☆*

[snortinglaughter]

Rules: We’re snooping on your playlist. Set your entire library on shuffle and report the first ten songs that pop up - then choose ten people!

Thanks for the tag bebé @restlessandordinary 😘

1. Rude - MAGIC!

2. Voy a Quererte Tanto - Los De La Noria.

3. September - Earth, Wind & Fire.

4. Sin Ti - King Chango.

5. Believer - Imagine Dragons.

6. Baby One More Time - Britney Spears.

7. Not In That Way - Sam Smith.

8. All That She Wants - Ace Of Base.

9. Everybody - Backstreet Boys.

10. X - Nicky Jam, J Balvin.

I apparently don’t have a pattern 😂

@xx-thedarklord-xx @foularcadebanana @unicornsandphoenix @saintdrarry @lettersbyelise @hogwartsfirebolt @nifflers-n-nargles @gnarf @yosoylaborinquena @fanartandfashiongirl (no pressure, babes)

[nifflers-n-nargles-deactivated2]

The lovely @snortinglaughter tagged me in a thing so here we go (with commentary)

1. Seasons of Love - Original Broadway Cast of Rent (Jesse L. Martin can get it 💦)

2. Castle on the Hill -Ed Sheerhan (meh, not sure how this got here, also why you gotta call out a friend for being remarried?)

3. Anagram -Young the Giant (first time I ever heard this song, didn’t hate it)

4. Dark Doo Wop - MS MR (give me all the dark angst goodness -maybe a future wireless prompt)

5. Durban Skies -Bastille (I forgot about this one, dnot mad it was brought back into my life)

6. That Would Be Enough -Alicia Keys on the Hamilton Mixtape (duh)

7. Break the Walls -Fitz and the Tanturms (go see them live! What a show!)

8. Your Side - Young the Giant (another one I’ve never heard, still not mad about it)

9. Skinny Love - Bon Iver (a ill not over the “best new artist” nonsense the Grammys pulled with him 😑)

10. Let It Be - Paul McCartney (from the live at citi field recording, I was there in person and this changed me for life 😭)

This list makes exactly none sense

Tagging @me-cubedcoffeecake @fantomofthetechbooth @gracie137blogs @burgundydahlia @unicornsandphoenix @yosoylaborinquena @lettersbyelise @phoenixacid @lqtraintracks @foamrolls if you’re feeling it

[cubedcoffeecake]

I ended up going thru a lot of songs and cutting out the dozens of soundtrack songs and old saved MP3s from my church band days to create this masterpiece. Plz keep in mind that there’s this much Imagine Dragons bc my brother has purchased everything they’ve put on iTunes and I put it all onto my phone, bc free stuff.

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1. Beauty from Pain - Superchick

2. On Top of the World - Imagine Dragons

3. Centuries - Fall Out Boy

4. Shattered - Trading Yesterday

5. Amsterdam - Imagine Dragons

6. First Love - BTS

7. Fireflies - Owl City

8. Monster - Imagine Dragons

9. Viva la Vida - Coldplay

10. Tears of an Angel - RyanDan

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@strangenscary @drarrytingz @ununquadius @nencenedril @cybrid @mirandaflamel @kuffymik @lord-of-the-snakes @drarrymylove @ladybraken

I love getting tagged, but if you don’t, plz ignore! If you dm me I’ll make sure not to tag you again. (:

Thanks @nifflers-n-nargles!

[mirandaflamel]

how are there so few showtunes on this list??? they're literally all i listen to *is shook* 

anyways: 

1) 500 miles - The Proclaimers 

2) Banting's Imparted Years - a history of diabetes (kinda) parody of some sea shanty - by the youtuber Acapellascience

3) Viva la Vida - Coldplay 

4) On My Own - this one is from the 2012 les mis movie (i prefer the actual broadway musical soundtrack but like, samantha barks m'dude, samantha barks) 

5) Perfect Symphony - aka the italian one with andrea bocelli (oh yea, it's by ed sheeran)

6) Pure Imagination - josh groban's version, but i also have the gene wilder one (gawd, i love his portrayal of willy wonka) 

7) Shut up and Dance - walk the moon 

8) How Can Love Survive - from the sound of music live - laura benanti and christian borle sing this version (and they do a very good job of it)

9) Evo-Devo - a genetics/evolution parody of despacito - by Acapellascience 

10) Symphony No. 104 - by Haydn 

once again not tagging anyone bc for all the time that i spent on tumblr, i didn't really talk to anyone 

[valdomarx]

Avengers: Infinity War aka The Bachelor: Tony Stark Edition

[valdomarx]

By popular request, meet the other contestants:

[valdomarx]

A late contender appears:

And introducing a very special guest judge:

[whiskyandwildflowers]

Last Sentence

I was tagged by @hannibalssweaters for the last sentence meme! So, it’s the last sentence I’ve written, and I’m supposed to tag as many people as there are words, but I feel like that would end up being a lot hahaha.

“Especially since he led the class in the garden every morning at the arsecrack of dawn.”

Vague enough for you? ;)

I’ll tag @hogwartsfirebolt @yosoylaborinquena @harryandhislittledragon and anyone else who wants to take part! If you’ve been tagged before, you can ignore it!

[inevitabledrarry]

I can’t post the last sentence I wrote since it was for Harry’s birthday fest, but I will post the last sentence of what I was working on before the fest!  One last try, she says. 

Lol doesn’t tell you much does it? (sorry!)

Tagging @polly-weasley @saintdrarry @scarheaded-ferret @gothzabini and @me-cubedcoffeecake !

[cubedcoffeecake]

The last sentence I wrote was epic and dramatic and I got really excited for a sec before remembering that it’s my Drizzle fic and I can’t share it yet. :/

But here, have the last sentence of my Drarry drabble!

Bile rose in his throat, and Harry lifted his wand.

Imma tag @gnarf @llap115-reblogs @mirandaflamel @kuffymik @nencenedril @ununquadius @drarrytingz @lettersbyelise @batsutousai and @drarrymylove ! Sorry if you’ve already been tagged.

Thanks for the tag @yosoylaborinquena !!

[mirandaflamel]

*cries a little because i haven’t done any writing for a while now* 

but like, here’s the last sentence i wrote... i think? 

“Now that’s a terrifying thought.“

this makes no sense without context, but im totally cackling just a little bit 

everyone i know has already been tagged so imma leave off on that bit *shifty eyes*

[mirandaflamel]

Medalists!!!!!!!! Look how happy Yuzu looks!!!!!

[kiaronna]

I really adore the idea of Hiroko managing to get time off and coming to one of Yuuri and Vicchan’s events in season 2.

Just this nondescript, petite, delicious-smelling lady. She has no idea how competitions work. Minako was supposed to come with her and be her guide, but they got separated in the crowd, so now she is calmly trying to tell one of the people guarding the entrance to the skater’s area to give her access.

“My sons are in there,” she explains in her patient English.

“I’m sorry, ma’am,” pleads the rink guard, who is having a breakdown over having to do his job rather than give this soft, sweet woman what she wants. Yuuri has Eros, but Hiroko has that Ultimate Mom aura. There are at least two passerby trying to convince him to let Hiroko in.

“Just let her go look for her kids, man.”

“You need a pass to get in this area. If you go talk to one of the managers, I’m sure they’ll page your lost sons for you–”

“Oh, there’s Vicchan!”

The small crowd that has gathered expects to see some lost, unassuming youth. This is not what happens. Instead, charmingly Japanese Hiroko, who on her tiptoes squeaks in at five feet, points directly at five-time champion, six-foot-tall and excruciatingly Russian Viktor Nikiforov. 

“Uh,” is the collective response to this, which basically translates to what the hell.

But Hiroko and Viktor Nikiforov’s eyes lock. “Mama!” He gasps, brightening, and breaks off from one of Yakov’s long rants to make a beeline to the edge of the section. He is followed, approximately six seconds later, by his also tall, world-record holding fiance, who already has his game face on and is hence TERRIFYING.

“Hi, mom,” Yuuri greets, while Viktor and Hiroko embrace, which involves Viktor essentially bending in half. “Where’s your pass? I know we asked for one for you.”

“I think Minako has it?” Hiroko says with a smile. “This gentleman was about to let me in.”

Both Yuuri and Viktor are already in their skates and skate guards. This adds another intimidating three or four inches and sharp blades to their lithe, muscular forms. They are also fricking NIKIFOROV AND KATSUKI.

“Please take my wallet,” the guard wants to say, but instead wordlessly ushers Katsuki Hiroko into the skater’s area.

Gentle, Best Mom Hiroko spends the rest of the competition wedged between her tall, outwardly intimidating but actually very marshmallow soft sons. IT IS A GOOD DAY

“Usually the kissing in the Kiss and Cry after Katsuki and Nikiforov’s skates is hot hot HOT,” one of the announcers reveals later. Hiroko kisses Vicchan on the forehead, and pats Yuuri’s hand. “This competition, it’s just heartwarming.”

[ayabaiii]

I was just thinking about how hilarious it must be to the YOI in-universe figure skating pro community and fan community that for all intents and purposes, as far as they can tell, Victor Nikiforov took most of the skating season off to make Yuri Katsuki fall in love with him, and as soon as he locked that shit down and showed up in public continuously lens-flaring his engagement ring, he went back to competitive skating.

“What’s your theme for the rest of this truncated season, Victor?” the press asks.

“My theme is I’M HITTING THAT, FREQUENTLY AND FOREVER,” Victor says, lens-flaring his beautiful ring in the direction of a wide eyed, frozen Yuri Katsuki.

[whatdoyouexpectthistime]

Heaven Hath No Fury - XIII

XIII.

Miho closed her eyes and allowed the warm of Mieke’s hand in hers to fill her mind completely. It kept her grounded though they were a step away from their goal.

Surely they would be waiting for her now, they would confront her before she even reached the King, but that was okay – she wanted it.

Leon had lost all sense of time, Zyglavis also. They weren’t there to guard the King per se, though they had both seen the flash of uncertainty visit the until that time indomitable aura of the most powerful being they knew.

Or maybe he wasn’t anymore?

“I could make some witticism about welcoming committees,” Miho said, breaching the silence, “but I don’t want to unnecessarily add to the cliché count.”

“Miho,” Zyglavis began, “we understand why y…”

“I know you do,” she nodded slowly. “Just as I know you know it’s not enough.”

“You cannot disrupt the balance,” Leon frowned, the toss of his head sweeping his fringe to the side dramatically. “Even if you could depose the King, it would cause immense chaos in both the Heavens and on Earth.”

“Would it?” she posed, stepping closer to them with her partner, whose eyes darted between the two other gods. “With the King’s stars, I’ll have his power. What makes you think my Heaven will be worse than his? Am I more monstrous than the creature who has touted balance and yet done so much to so many that has jeopardise it? Did he not when he marked you with sin? And the others? Did that not throttle Heaven’s defences and allow the uprising of the Dark King?”

She had a point, they knew it, but…

“And, in his defence, are you not complicit in the crimes he continues to commit that threaten the lives and happiness of two worlds?” Miho continued, walking until she and Mieke were just out of reach.

“Rhetorical question,” she sniffed, her upper lip curling back in a sneer. “So now I offer you a choice. Move aside of your own will, or be made to kneel.”

And now they have to make their choice… kneel or be made to kneel… dun dun dun… I’m writing both endings, maybe. ~ B

[whatdoyouexpectthistime]

Out of Office: Goto and Miho - Honeymoon

Took her a while, but here is the enamored pair at one point in their honeymoon. The sand was still warm from the day, and the glow from their sun-drenched bodies - Miho’s wrapped over Goto’s - kept them cozy even after the sun had disappeared behind the oceanic horizon. Their bodies relaxed after an active day, the world welcomed them into night to the rhythmic sound of nearby waves and the gentle appearance of bright sparks against the velvet sheet of the sky.

Exhaling a luxurious, contented sigh, Miho gazed upward at the twinkling expanse then stretched her hand out toward them.

“Can almost reach,” she murmured, fingers splayed.

“What do you need stars for?” Goto queried, kissing into her slightly salt-crunchy hair.

“True,” she grinned, turning her hand over.

Somehow, though the only real light came from the crescent moon slowly rising above, Miho’s engagement ring, her wedding ring nestled against it, still sparkled.

“I’m going to love you forever,” she told him, not for the first time.

Keep reading

[ninthfeather]

Tagged by @ladynorbert!

Rules: post the last sentence you wrote (fanfic/original/anything!) and tag as many people as there are words in the sentence.

(This one’s from Steeplechase, and I confess to cheating slightly–the last sentence I wrote before seeing I was tagged was written at 11 p.m. and didn’t make a lot of sense.  So instead of posting it, I rewrote it and kept writing, then left off at the first point where I started feeling hints of writer’s block.)

“If it looks like there’s even a chance I had somethin’ to do with you runnin’ off, he might actually sack me this time.”

24 words, 24 tags: @sapphireswimming, @durinswizardwheezes, @presumenothing, @hawk-in-a-tree, @ladylynse, @mintchocolateleaves, @swingingrobin, @sir-neep-scooter, @ceescedasticity, @kaitou810, @dancingassassin, @shu-of-the-wind, @donapoetrypassion, @haptiisms, @hjaxon1701, @quantumseraph, @mangaluva, @arealmellowwartoday, @detectableninja, @this-is-our-truth, @therunawaychilds, @gundam-starlight, @gaelio-bauduin, @thetrueoverlordbear

(please note: this is most of the writers in my followers list who I either know write or mention that they do so in their bio somewhere.  If you aren’t tagged, it almost certainly means Tumblr didn’t let me tag you, or I know you’re having a writer’s block at the moment.  Also, this is 110% optional.)

[gundam-starlight]

I can’t be bothered to copy and paste this post… <3 

“It was a gold painted hairpin with colour flowers, the sense of familiarity opened my eyes before I watched the hazel eyes disappear as I fell into eternal slumber.”

29 words, 29 tags (?) @hifftn, @asunafairywizardessheart, @kye-kai, @n3ob3th, @klausgoldsteins, @elli–dawn, @hotcocosharing, @reinasescape, @oh-heaux, @kyuwook09, @kbtbb-soryu, @jambajunkie, @d-om, @the-girl-who-lives-in-her-head, @whatdoyouexpectthistime, @emilyplaysotome, @sweet-n-smexy, @themissimmortal, @smutmylifeup, @nitelotus, @effloresensemn…

I tried to find others who I love but I did not know that they deactivated from tumblr ;a; I apologise in advance if I have missed some of you lot that I love. My phone app is stupid sometimes…

[whatdoyouexpectthistime]

Rules: post the last sentence you wrote (fanfic/original/anything!) and tag as many people as there are words in the sentence.

Tagged by my ‘absolutely every time reblogger’ @gundam-starlight -wink-

This is from… well, it’s still a secret at this point. I put two sentences so it’s not entirely obscure.

Magic doesn’t make us more or less human. It is another layer of complexity, not superiority.

16 huh? Bah I’M lazy and only going with the actual last sentence, which is 8.

@kiniloves @mirandaflamel @ladystar0710 @iluvsexyvoltageguys @belxsar @voltagefanfic-angstlover @emilyplaysotome @frecklefacefangirl

[mirandaflamel]

Rules: screw the rules

tagged by @whatdoyouexpectthistime​

Last sentence written... ahhahahahhhh umm

The glowing amulet at his neck flickered twice, then faded. (I think it’s this?)

dunno; although, I think I might’ve been practicing writing in code and had just written “The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog”

either that or my travel pack list lol

as for the tags...uh nah, too lazy to find 10 people to tag

[mirandaflamel]

Tagged by @velvetcovered-brick​

Rules: screw the rules

Questions given:

1) What kind of cereal are you? Uhh... that’s a really good question; I’d say rice krispies because they have so much potential to become anything

2) If you were going to live on a farm, what kind of farm would you be? Living on a farm would be an absolute nightmare; I’m too in love with my comfy urban lifestyle. If, and that’s a huge if, I did live on a farm, it would be the kind of farm where I don’t have to do any manual labour *flashbacks of every single stampede ever where we went to see the horses and I couldn’t breathe because the stench of horse shit was too strong*

3) What’s your favourite book? Aww c’mon, don’t make me choose; I would say that my top two favourites would be Good Omens (because I lovelovelove both Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett and HOLY SHIT A COLLABORATION!!! count me in. It’s such an amazing book), Pride and Prejudice (my absolute favourite Jane Austen novel; also, why do people compare Yuuri and Viktor to Lizzy and Mr. Darcy? They would obviously be Jane and Mr. Bingley *shakes head in disappointment*)

4) Sun or moon? Sun but only when it’s behind clouds bc I do not want it in my face; I’m perfectly happy with my current skin tone thank you very much

5) What is you favourite season? Winter, hands down

6) Name the names of your five favourite people in your life My baby brother; that’s ten people right there

7) What’s your favourite piece of clothing you own and why? Probably my University of Calgary hoodie because good sports memories for this ex-volleyball player

8) What’s your idea of a perfect day? Cool, without the sun, and where I can just ignore the shit I have to do

9) How do you think you’ll die? In the apocalypse, which will hopefully happen soon

10) If people were human/animal hybrids, what animal would you be? Probably a cat, or like, an owl or something

Questions that @velvetcovered-brick​ answered that idk if I’m supposed to answer but some of them look fun so I will

How do you like to eat your eggs? Over hard, bc I can’t stand gooey egg yolk; seriously people, that shit is disgusting; almost as bad as pineapple pizza *shudders*; but yea, I want my eggs very well done, with plenty of thyme and basil

Which pick-up line would work on you? Dunno, to me, pickup lines were always a joking sort of thing so a really cheesy pickup line delivered with an overexaggerated fake swoon would get me to laugh the most

You are in a horror movie – describe how you die First off, I HATE horror movies - like seriously, try and make me watch a horror movie and I will gut you; I would be the person that remains completely uninvolved because I’m not stupid and know when to get the fuck out, or, well, since I say completely uninvolved, never got into the mess in the first place

What’s your favorite color to wear? Grey? Darker colours, deep colours; you would not ever catch me wearing bright colours for anything other than sports (because half the time, volleyball jerseys come in neon colours)

Who’s your favorite superhero? I dunno, probably Steve Rogers because that man-child is a literal puppy and it’s impossible to not say “awwww”

Are you a “faerie pools at midnight” or a “forest dappled in sunlight” type of person? Forest dappled in sunlight

If you could be a language, what language would you be? French or Italian, or Greek

Surprise! You’re a magical creature. How do you react? Please tell me I won’t hafta deal with heats; but other than that, it depends on what I am; if it’s a favourable magical creature, then yay, if not, then... well fuck, I’m screwed

You are now the protagonist in your favorite movie/show/game. What’s in store for you? Well, I’m in Game of Thrones...and not as an influencing factor, but a protagonist...fuckfuckfuck

Your signature phrase Let the apocalypse BEGIN; fuck everything

[laroone]

bonus:

[kazliin]

You've talked about au swaps but imagine LAF Viktor and OBS Viktor switching places for ultimate mindfucks

I asked @lucycamui about this and we ended up actually rough drafting how this might go! 

(warning, long post under the cut)

Keep reading

[lunas-fez-blog]

PLEASE REBLOG

I’m considering coming out to my family as non-binary, and so today I brought up the subject of non-binary gendering/transgendering with my Dad as a casual conversational topic. He’s told me that if somebody is born a boy then they “should stay a fucking boy” and not trans to a girl or be a boy some days/girl other days/genderless other days.

I told him that I think gender identity should be something one can choose for themselves, and he says that nobody thinks like that and anybody who is trans/non-binary will just be shunned by every member of society they meet. He doesn’t think that people support n-b/t communities, because he doesn’t. He says to me that not staying one’s natural gender is wrong and against the point of being born a boy/girl.

Every person who reblogs this will have their URL written in a full-size writing book and when it is full I will show it to my father to illustrate to him the amount of people who believe that being non-binary is a valid gender identity.

[whatdoyouexpectthistime]

My bff is trans <3 You are whatever the fuck you are, no one else gets to tell you that.