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middle school girls didn’t obsess over Legolas and Aragorn in 2001 just so that amazon could give all the boy elves super short hair in 2022
How slutty would you say you are?
In theory? Very. In practice? Not at all. I’m lazy.
I’m absolutely OBSESSED with this catholic take on my slutty anon post
Clark: I don’t understand why you bats never talk about your emotions! Being a vigilante takes its toll and you all act like you’re unaffected, how do you with it? With the pain, the loss, the burden?
Bruce: I have a butler.
Clark: That’s not an answer Bruce! I’m circling back to you later and expect a better response. Dick?
Dick: Fake it ‘til you make it!
Clark: What?
Dick: If I always pretend to be happy, one day I will be happy! Maybe, hopefully.
Clark: Dick, that’s so sad. I-
Jason: Oh oh! My turn! I used to kill people whenever I was sad.
Clark: ...
Jason: Now I just beat them up!
Clark: That... uh, is very disturbing. Tim?
Tim: More repression, less depression.
Clark: No! That’s- no! That’s very unhealthy!
Damian: Tt, as is to be expected of Drake. I on the other hand do not feel sadness. It is beneath me. However if I were to feel sadness I would adopt a pet.
Dick: Is that why we have a cow?!
Damian: ...
Clark: That is not very sustainable.
Damian: My father is a billionaire. Of course it is sustainable.
Clark: I- you know what, fair enough. Also, how is it that the child assassin has the least unhealthy coping mechanism?
Collective shrug
Clark: Ok Bruce, your turn again. How do you deal with the emotional baggage of being a hero?
Bruce: I’m Batman.
Clark:
Bruce:
Clark: I’m going to bed.
Clark: I don’t understand why you bats never talk about your emotions! Being a vigilante takes its toll and you all act like you’re unaffected, how do you with it? With the pain, the loss, the burden?
Bruce: I have a butler.
Clark: That’s not an answer Bruce! I’m circling back to you later and expect a better response. Dick?
Dick: Fake it ‘til you make it!
Clark: What?
Dick: If I always pretend to be happy, one day I will be happy! Maybe, hopefully.
Clark: Dick, that’s so sad. I-
Jason: Oh oh! My turn! I used to kill people whenever I was sad.
Clark: ...
Jason: Now I just beat them up!
Clark: That... uh, is very disturbing. Tim?
Tim: More repression, less depression.
Clark: No! That’s- no! That’s very unhealthy!
Damian: Tt, as is to be expected of Drake. I on the other hand do not feel sadness. It is beneath me. However if I were to feel sadness I would adopt a pet.
Dick: Is that why we have a cow?!
Damian: ...
Clark: That is not very sustainable.
Damian: My father is a billionaire. Of course it is sustainable.
Clark: I- you know what, fair enough. Also, how is it that the child assassin has the least unhealthy coping mechanism?
Collective shrug
Clark: Ok Bruce, your turn again. How do you deal with the emotional baggage of being a hero?
Bruce: I’m Batman.
Clark:
Bruce:
Clark: I’m going to bed.
Roy: Hey Jaybird?
Jason: Yeah?
Roy: Did you tell your family we’re dating?
Jason: Yeah, why?
Roy: There’s a sword in the front door with a note that says “hurt him and you shall perish”
Jason: Oh don’t worry that’s just Damian.
Roy: Ok, so he won’t actually hurt me right?
Jason: Haha, nah he’ll gut you like a fish if you step out of line
Roy: …How reassuring
uh sir what catering company did you say you’re from again
a pensive night in for cass :-]
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@bikoncon ‘s chat post of this made me cry laughing so i needed to doodle it
i feel like since Kon never was a kid himself it sometimes just does not occur to him that certain things shouldn’t be said around kids and it causes Tim (and everyone around them) so much pain
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Dick: I don’t need therapy, I have you guys!
Jason: We’re just as fucked up as you are.
Tim: It’s like the blind leading the blind.
Bruce: What are you doing
Dick: Eating a family sized bag of doritos
Bruce*Eyeing the small bag* There is no way that's family sized
Dick: Everything's family sized when you're an orphan
Bruce: I-
Bruce Wayne has zoom meetings for WE because he’s not a shitty boss and has the company do remote work when the ‘rona hits and these are some things that have happened during his zoom calls
•there was a cow standing in the back of the office for the whole meeting. Someone asked about it, and Bruce’s answer was ‘my son is afraid my other son is going to eat batcow.’ No one asked any follow up questions
•Dick has climbed in through the window a few times. The first time Bruce asked why and Dick very loudly said ‘I have to stay in shape!’. Bruce has not asked since and continues to let Dick enter through the window
•Damian came running into the office with a live turkey. Bruce paused to say ‘good morning Damian. Good morning Jerry.’ then continued the meeting like nothing happened. Damian left shortly after, but left Jerry
•Cass sits in on his meetings sometimes. She doesn’t say anything, just doodles little pictures for Bruce
•Jason came in, slammed a tray of cookies on the desk, said ‘Alfred said I have to be nice and share’ then walked out
•Alfred the Cat walks across Bruce’s keyboard at least once every meeting, even though Bruce makes sure the cat isn’t in the office before he closes the door. He is starting to suspect the cat knows how to get into the vents
•similarly, Titus makes frequent appearances because he thinks he’s a lap dog. He is not a lap dog
•Tim barges in often and asks ‘can I help you yell at old white men?’ Bruce tells him no every single time
•Tim has also barged in asking ‘if I can give you physical proof that Kon doesn’t have the ‘rona can he come over??’ It is clear they’ve had this argument before
•Bruce once ended a meeting early with the excuse that Alfred the Cat was yelling at Bruce to feed him dinner. Alfred the Cat was sitting in his lap and purring, and it wasn’t even past noon yet
•Alfred has ended meetings early because ‘its dinner time, Master Bruce, and we are going to eat as a family tonight or so help me god’
•at least twice a week Bruce has to physically leave the zoom call because two of his children are fighting
Dick: “Yeah, but we expect this kind of stuff from Jason. Not you. You’re the good one.”
Tim: “What? How am I the good one?”
Dick: “Well, it’s definitely not me.”
Damian: “What?”
Tim: “How is it not you?”
Jason: “All I know is that I’m the bad one.”
Damian: “No, I’m the bad one. Wait, do you mean bad kid or bad Robin? There’s a difference.”
Jason: “What’s that?”
Damian: “Well, I’m obviously the bad Robin. I killed people.”
Jason: “So have I, you’re not special.”
Damian: “But I’m the only Robin who killed someone while wearing the suit.”
Dick: *side-eyes Jason*
Jason: *looks directly at the wall, whistling innocently*
Tim: “Are we missing something here?”
Dick, completely ignoring him: “Anyway, that’s not the point of this. Tim is the good kid.”
Tim: “How?”
Dick: “You’re the only one of us who hasn’t killed someone.”
Damian: *stares at him*
Jason: *stares at him*
Dick: *looks anywhere but at his brothers*
Damian: “...Wait a second, when did you—”
Jason: “Who the fuck did you kill?”
Dick: *looks at Tim*
Tim: *shrugs*
Dick: “You, uh... you might want to sit down, Jay—”
Dick: Where did you get that?
Jason: I got it for free.
Dick: ...
Dick: You stole it didn’t you?
Jason: ...
Dick: It’s not free if you stole it!
Jason: Anything is free if you can run fast enough.
Tim: *from a distance* JASON! GIVE IT BACK!
Jason: Welp, gotta run! *Runs off*