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[knyvz7]

Jason: It was an accident..

Dick: How do you accidentally fire a bullet though somebodys head??

Jason: I don’t know it just happend!

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Dick: *at 5am ready to do his daily morning run* Oh, good morning! You’re up early.

Tim: I’m not. Good night.

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*Anytime Dick wants a hug*

Jason: you can take your unnecessary emotions and throw them right into that trash can there!

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Jason: Next time I die I wanna see a hella big welcome back surprise party, got it?

[knyvz7]

Tim Drake & Caffeine.

The only true OTP!

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Bruce: You can’t just murder people!

Jason: Okay what if the reason I want to murder someone is to make my life easier? That’s okay, right?

Bruce: NO!

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Jason: Timbo I screwed up big time!

Tim: given your daily life experiences you’re gonna have to be more specific.

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Damian: If you were to die what would your last words be?

Tim: Finally!

Jason: Oh, not again!

Dick: ...

Damian: Fair enough.

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Jason: Damian sneezed earlier and I accidentally said ‘shut the fuck up’ instead of ‘bless you’...

Dick: How do you accidentally say ‘shut the fuck up’??

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Bruce: when life gives you lemons-

Jason, Helena, Kate, Cass, Dami:

*all at once* you squeeze them in other peoples eyes!

Dick, Babs, Tim, Steph, Duke:

*also all at once* you make lemonade!

Bruce: ...

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Dick: truth or dare?

Tim: truth.

Dick: how many hours have you slept this week?

Tim: dare.

Dick: go to sleep!

Tim: i don’t like this game.

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Dick: Why is there blood everywhere?!!

Jason: I may have accidentally killed someone..

Tim: How do you do that accidentally??

Damian: Hey it happens more often than you might think..

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Dick: Where did you get that?

Jason: I got it for free.

Dick: ...

Dick: You stole it didn’t you?

Jason: ...

Dick: It’s not free if you steal it!

Jason: Anything is free if you can run fast enough.

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Dick: Name a way to be nice to others.

Jason and Damian: *at the same time* Don’t kill them.

Dick: Setting the bar a little low, but I’ll allow it.

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Jason: At least if I die I’ll die doing what I love the most.

Dick: Which is what exactly?

Jason: DYING!

Dick: NO!

Tim: YES!

[mjalti]

daddy issues make u a people pleaser but mommy issues make u like. a sociopath

[knyvz7]

Perfect example: Zuko and Azula

[cadaverkeys]

zuko definitely shouldve been allowed to drop just one f-bomb in atla…i think he deserves it.

[cadaverkeys]

thats fucking rough, buddy.

[rudegayslang]

did jet just fucking die?

[knyvz7]

why am I so fucking bad at being good?