Just another Fangod

[whitesunlars]

hypothesis: everyone has the hots for geralt because he is the ideal mix of legolas and aragorn that we have always craved

[brassm]

[tlematimun]

[harrypotterfandomunite]

[fanonical]

albus dumbledore is a professionally licensed clown in the muggle world

harry sees him one day at a birthday party for some kids who live down the road and has a minor breakdowns

[adventuresofasnakeandbadger]

Slytherin, on the phone with gryff: I heard your gf was mean to you and said she didn’t want to get married for a while.

Gryff: nah she was fine, she made some good points -

Slytherin: I can murder her for you if you want.

Gryff: ???? It’s fine she just feels like we’re a little young.

Slytherin: she’s right, I thought the same thing when you mentioned proposing, but if she hurt you I can totally find her and have a...talk.

Gryff: you literally just said you agree with her.

Slytherin: that doesn’t mean she’s allowed to hurt your feelings. Only I’m allowed to do that.

[adventuresofasnakeandbadger]

Slytherin, later, to the gf when she arrived, and gryff finally left the room: look we have 3 things to address: 1) I like you so don’t fuck this up. 2) you’re too fucking young to get married and Gryff is really impulsive and hasn’t thought things through so I’m glad you realize that. 3) however, you fucking made him cry so I’ll give you 30 seconds to explain yourself before I call in backup and obliterate you. Go.

[adventuresofasnakeandbadger]

Hufflepuff: 😈 I’m the backup.

[tastefullyoffensive]

(photos via @snickers)

[conspicuouslad]

Honestly that’s a brilliant marketing strategy

[giraffepoliceforce]

Can you imagine being an intern and your boss comes up to you one day and says “hey wander around the city and put these stickers wherever someone fucked up.”

[gahdamnpunk]

I would like to see it

[dracusfyre]

Finally a fresh fucking take on the Joker.

[whitepeopletwitter]

The bean jar

[barreboy]

[My Chemical Romance voice]: When I was…. a young boy… my Father… had what he called the bean jar…

[iridescentoracle]

have i mentioned recently @allieinarden is the best

You know what the Green Heron is basically the best heron because it is like 90% neck so when it is all folded down it looks like a giant head with wings and legs

but then suddenly ZOOP

fucking green herrons

[seastarcrunchies]

What the fuck

[iheartvmt]

I had one of these as a patient once. It was so cool!

[answrs]

okay but

you cannot truly understand the sheer magnificence of this stupid birb until you see it in action, so i present to you this:

[wormsdyke]

I’ve seen this post so many times and I just don’t understand where the neck goes

[isa-ghost]

When you suspect some bullshit

[viostormcaller]

IT’S BACK I WAS THINKING ABOUT THIS THE OTHER DAY

#/zoom!!!!!!!!

[inkywhip]

Its back 👏

[biomedicool]

[hollowboobtheory]

fuck jkr for convincing a whole generation that “witch” and “wizard” are male/female versions of the same thing

[hollowboobtheory]

witches

herbs and gardening

cook a lot

wear lots of black

cats

magical brews

probably the village midwife

cottage in the woods

vine whips and healing spells

bigass hat but it’s all slouchy and cute

wizards

wear blankets, if you’re lucky

lab in a tower

grad student vibes

will definitely accidentally kill you

fireballs

high in some kind of magical drug

hat that scrapes the ceiling 

cannot keep a familiar alive for more than a week

[hollowboobtheory]

stop saying warlocks are male witches! warlocks are a whole ass third thing! 

magical sugar daddy

glam goth

looks like a distinguished gay but that’s only because of, again, magical sugar daddy 

probably rich even though you never see them working

fruity drinks 

significantly more likely to be twinks than the general population

tentacles

[mindfulwrath]

panic really does turn you into a complete fucking moron huh

[mindfulwrath]

to be clear, this is about timed missions in video games

[archangel-online]

Me: knows full well where each button on the control is, can press x without even looking for which one is it.

Quick time event: “PRESS THE X BUTTON”

Me: “OH GOD OH FUCK, THE WHAT??”

[hiveswap]

“I shouldn’t have joined this fandom…”

- me every single time I join a new fandom, and end up sleep deprived, and crying on the floor.

[mirroruniverses]

Dear Bellarke shippers

I totally understand that you will defend your ship in every way possible and I can't deny that their relation isn't just a normal friendship at all.

But please stop to hate Echo and please stop to make her down every time it is possible.

I mean...she went up to space with Bellamy and the others. Echo, a grounder, who believed in clans and in a commander and in the system the clans build up over the yeras on earth. She went to space, because she didn't want to die but because she began to see the others as friends too.

She knew about Clarke and Bellamy.  She knew he loved Clarke with every single piece of his heart and she knew that Clarke would be always in Bellamys heart (considering they thought Clarke would be dead).

But nevertheless, Echo went in a romantic relationship with Bellamy. She hoped, one day he will truely love her, although she knew it would never be the same love he felt for Clarke. This thought was always in her mind, every single second she was with Bellamy. Maybe it wasn't as big as in the beginning, but after six years in Space, just the two of them and their family, she hoped, Bellamy really loved her. She cared about him and  cheered him up and was there for him.

And then they went down to the ground again. "Nothing will change there", he said.

And she was so close to believe what he said. Because she loves him.

And maybe, maybe it could have last a little longer - but in the moment Echo saw Clarke, she knew it was over. All the years in space vanished in front of her eyes, because she knew...

And yes, personally, I feel really sorry for Echo. Yes, she has done some things that might be wrong but so had the others. And to say you love someone or to move into a relationship just 'because Clarke is dead' is a really unfair move by Bellamy.

So please stop to mention your hate for Echo in every single post about The 100, just because you think Bellarke ist meant to be in either way. It might be. But Echo is family now. She got hurt. And I risk to say that it's not her fault at all.

[commodorecliche]

my brain: I have an idea

my art skills: no you fucking don’t

[hogwartsderp-deactivated2018100]

you have no right to call me out like this. Too close to home fren.

[thegoodvybe]

[plannedparenthood]

How Aretha Franklin’s ‘Respect’ became an anthem for civil rights and feminism

The Queen of Soul, who died Thursday, took the song written and first recorded by Otis Redding and made it her own.

Thank you, Aretha Franklin, for teaching millions the meaning of RESPECT. 

[incorrectsterekquotes]

Stiles: I’m not gay but you look great in that suit.

Derek: We’re married, Stiles.