favorite thing in the whole wide world when a story is about how a typically “negative” trait is the one essential to saving the day. a character whose anger pushes them further than any of their kinder aspects. someone so stubborn that they cross a finish line no one else could reach. greed that becomes justification to protect people. ruthlessness that gets the job done right. the coward who becomes a hero because they were the only one with the sense not to face something deadly head on. selfishness that keeps you alive.
I love when our ‘worst’ impulses are shown to be as important to who we are and how we handle things as the best parts of us. sometimes you don’t conquer what everyone says is wrong with you; sometimes you learn how to make use of what comes naturally instead of fighting against it.
to date "In Sons of Garmadon, Harumi was trying to get Lloyd to impregnant her so she could give birth to descendants of Lord Garamadon" remains the most insane fan theory I've seen someone bring up completely unprompted and then defend wholeheartedly
#actual TEARS man oh my god # i have only heard or seen dreadful things from ninjago reddit #but this? #this is dreadful too, #but funny #enemy!llorumi can save this fandom
Something about Llorumi and their pathetic dry humping session. No explicit descriptions of anything really! Frotting is about feelings, okay??
Important disclaimers:
They are adults here. Grown ass people.
If you squint, this is questionable because no one ever asks for permission or consent nor does anyone agree. If this makes you uncomfortable, please, leave! Everyone has a great time though, so don't worry!
TW Harumi thinks about causing Lloyd physical pain, mentions of knives, idk what else.
Spending years thinking about nothing but your pain, nothing but one person does affect you.
She had everything ready and all the steps of her plan were about to be executed perfectly.
But the stupid night walk turned out to be more emotional than she anticipated. She had heard his voice countless times before while rewatching videos from her collection, but the way he talked to her was different. There was so much feeling in his voice. Was it compassion? She wasn't sure.
The next day when he suddenly bumped into her in one of the echoey corridors of the palace she decided to use this opportunity. Another one might never come. And it's not like he will be alive for much longer.
She grabbed his hand and murmured 'I need your help. This way'.
They ran down the corridor and she shoved him into a little room, stepped inside and locked the door.
He didn't have his mask on and his expression was a bit stupid. Surprised and clueless. This will be fun, she thought. I will ruin him.
She expected to be in charge of the whole situation. She already had control over him and she thought she could control herself completely too. But in that tiny room filled with stale air and dust things didn't go according to plan.
All the little whimpers that he tried to suppress and 'sorrys'. And the way he sheepishly called her 'princess' and asked 'am I doing this right?' made her so mad.
I am using you, what are you saying sorry for?
She was pissed off that their clothes were too thick so the friction was barely there. She was pissed at him for moving his shaking hands around too much. But undressing was not an option because that would take time of which they didn't have much. Someone was probably already looking for them. And when she tried to tell him what to do with his damn hands it seemed like he couldn't understand or hear her.
They didn't really say anything to each other afterwards, she just quietly and unsuccessfully fixed his hair and clothes and pushed him outside. While fixing her own gown she kept thinking about ways to punish him for making her feel this way. And maybe hearing his pathetic moans again. She wondered if he would whine the same way if she twisted her favorite knife in his stomach.
By the time of Harumi's return Lloyd had already convinced himself that nothing ever happened (because how could it?) and that he was a terrible person for even thinking about things like this. So she had to remind him. The face he made was just the same. Surprised and a bit stupid. And it made her so mad.
whenever people complain about a white male character being erased or ignored or forgotten or underrated or w/e i can't help but laugh bc it's like wow..... the cards were stacked in his favour & he still couldn't hack it..... that's so embarrassing for him
