I write fanfic. (and original fiction ig)

I am the Rat King, prince of the sewers, lord of lizards. Harbinger of the Cheese. Most ancient being on this planet. Grown Man (Adult).

[misano17]

I’m updating my pinned post:

hello :):) I may not be very active because of college but I will attempt to get on here at least once a week to check up on my beloved mutuals.

anyways I make art, it should be under the tag: my art <3

I’ve added the tag for convenience.

I like to write fanfiction in my free time and original fiction when I feel like it.

my inbox is always open, y’all can put random shit in there. If you have questions about American politics I am happy to answer them (political science major). I’m also happy to answer fic questions, I’m the most deranged reader of my own fanfiction and would be elated to discuss it.

[syn4k]

i feel like if you were a very particular type of preteen on youtube in the mid to late 2010s, there are three channels and/or series that were foundational for you:

Overly Sarcastic Productions

Buzzfeed: Unsolved

Unraveled with Brian David Gilbert

[byjove]

whenever I make a post about Arthurian legend on this blog I’m like “nobody is laughing. but me. that’s okay, I’m my target audience anyway.”

[azaablue]

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be apart of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

no more historic events this decade that is ENOUGH, i’m putting my foot down

[alettertofutureme]

History is not done with us yet my friend

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I have received all manner of threat, up to and beyond “I will play a flute carved from your femur,” and yet this is the first time I’ve felt truly threatened

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i knew posting this in 2022 was risky but holy fucking shit

[byjove]

it’s really interesting how the guys that fight against paying child support the hardest are the ones that could afford to do it. these dudes will quit their well paying salaried job with benefits just to avoid their pay getting docked and potentially going to reimburse the mother of their child for buying their kid new shoes. they’ll leave their child without health insurance and work under the table jobs because they really hate their child and former S/O that much.

[earhartsease]

men who have been conditioned to believe that having kids and caring for them is somehow emasculating

[byjove]

they swear it is a man’s role to provide and protect but they’re going out of their way to deprive and endanger

[theconcealedweapon]

[maarvarq]

Always bear in mind that there is absolutely no legitimate evidence that Luigi was actually the one who killed the insurance company guy.

[theconcealedweapon]

Of course he wasn't. He was at a party with me that day.

[tiny-space-whale]

No but like literally, actually. All bits aside.

He didn't do it.

The cops very clearly planted evidence on him because they had to make an arrest because all eyes were on them and whoever actually did the deed was making them look stupid.

Why would the real killer hero have kept the weapon on his person and traveled two states over while carrying it and a manifesto in his bag, conveniently turning the crime into a federal matter? The same guy whose bag they found in a park, filled with monopoly money? Why did the police turn off their bodycams, take Luigi's stuff, drive a block away, turn their bodycams back on, go back into the restaurant, and then arrest him?

From the moment of his arrest, even left-of-center media has been presuming his guilt without examining anything (e.g. calling him "the killer" instead of "alleged" or "accused") and then when I say he didn't do it, the nearest person chimes in with some quip that tells me they think he did do it but should go free anyway. Don't get me wrong, I would have the same attitude if he had done it. But he didn't. It makes me feel like the only sane person in the world, even among my staunchly leftist friends.

[newlyy]

Not that I think all marriages are doomed but when deciding who to marry you should ask yourself “is this someone I’d want to divorce?” As in, is this someone I believe would be mature and fair, even when they’re upset and don’t particularly like me at the moment. Is this someone I could continue to trust while going through an adversarial process? And if the answer is no, don’t marry them.

[redstonedust]

its probably a normal sign for the economy that all of my adulthood fantasies are like "imagine having your own kitchen living room and bathroom to decorate" "what if i could get on a train" "maybe one day i could purchase a sturdy pair of shoes" "i should save and invest in a single bicycle"

[tigeristired]

IRON LUNG DIGITAL RELEASE RIGHT NOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[spookberry]

Was reminded of my old monster Cinderella x Snow White story and felt like redesigning them a bit

[byjove]

someone commented on a clip from a period drama with something like “is it just me or does anyone else have a hard time connecting with characters if they don’t exist in the modern day?” nah, wild thing to say. I actually have the opposite problem. I have a hard time consuming media set in the present day/past 20 years. a character will pull out an iPhone and text their love interest and I’ll feel disgust and secondhand embarrassment for reasons I cannot fully explain.

[byjove]

Everyone makes fun of the millennial overpriced burger restaurants but the worst part is that they got you hooked on some bullshit and promptly shut down because their polycule broke up or whatever. You’ll never get to eat the caramelized onion apple parmesan sex bomb burger again. And it was $23 and good.

[byjove]

So close! Richmond, Virginia.

[byjove]

since humans are rapidly evolving to be taller, do you think they’re going to put basketball hoops up further to keep the game from getting boring?

[aquaticjazstar]

I think they should have the hoop move around the court so they have to chase after it

[seimsisk]

wait where did you get that humans are evolving to be taller?

[byjove]

it is known

[what-even-is-thiss]

On the local news today they said that they caught a guy who was attacking people with a sword.

Bad for the people who were injured obviously but how often do you see sword crime these days?

[what-even-is-thiss]

Living in a conservative part of a blue state and watching tv during an election year is really trippy because nationally people are like oh you’re all liberals over there you don’t know what it’s like living in a conservative area but then the local attack ads are like my opponent wants to be NICE to ILLEGALS and the RADICAL TRANS AGENDA and BURN DOWN POLICE STATIONS. You should vote for ME. I will SHOOT immigrants PERSONALLY in THE STREET. I am a former NAVY SEAL. BARK BARK.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I HATE WOMEN and I want to protect them by PERSONALLY PUNCHING TRANS KIDS. My trad wife KNOWS how to READ THE CONSTITUTION to our TWO WEEK OLD SON as a BEDTIME STORY. I have PERSONALLY killed FIVE HUNDRED PEOPLE during my TIME in the NAVY SEALS. BARK FUCKING BARK.

[tetitasdelimon]

top 5 horror movies

-having a job

-not having a job

-applying for jobs

-the job market

-the concept of working my whole life