Xuebing Du
Peter Solarz
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
@theartofmadeline
KIROKAZE
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blake kathryn
almost home
styofa doing anything
pixel skylines
Kiana Khansmith
Claire Keane
Love Begins
hello vonnie
Misplaced Lens Cap
we're not kids anymore.
shark vs the universe
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
trying on a metaphor
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@misbit
*over the loudspeakers*
Okay so uh 1. ive invented a potion that turns you into a bunnygirl 2. i fumbled it with my big stupid paws and its frankly been aerosolized and pumped through the lab air flow system sorry
3. there's leafy greens in the lobby
learning how to drive in america is like a fucking saw trap.
hello teenager. in front of you is a 2 ton chevy trailerblazer. you can either start driving, putting yourself and those around you in immediate danger, along with causing you great anxiety, or you can spend your life aaking your friends and family to chauffeur you around town because you cant go butt fuck no where without a car. if you choose to drive, you will have to spend your life paying mandatory microtransactions for a mode of transport you hate. if you dont, you will have to ride the almost nonexistent public transport system and/or put yourself in grave danger by riding a bicycle down a 45 mph stroad. if you complain to anyone in your life about learning to drive a car, you get acid poured onto you. good luck.
in order to survive work you must have a coworker that you can just say whatever to
Comrade bee.
Indian auto parts billionaire Sunjay Kapur died after reportedly swallowing a bee during a polo match at the Queen’s Cup in Windsor.
If only more billionaires could be like this
By which I mean "dead" :D
can i borrow 1 thousing dollers
'I always wanted to fuck him' caption under a picture of a dark room with nothing in it
if tumblr goes down give me yuor full home. address and i will move in to your hpuse
im doomed by the narrative but the narrative is a bunch of conscious choices i've made in the past
“I’ll just rest my eyes” is the biggest lie you’re going straight to snorkmimimi land
“I’m going to sleep” is the biggest lie I’m going to stare at my ceiling for the next three hours
capitalism breeds innovation
Yeah that will do it.
improved
Tags via @bookdragon1811
*coughing weakly* another day of being beautiful
Your 20s are for lusting after furniture you can’t afford actually
Most interesting things tumblr has so far advertised to me:
anxiety reducing therapy fleshlight (I do not have a dick)
an app for reading the Torah (I am not jewish)
emotional support group for divorced men in a city I've never lived in (I'm not even married yet)
the alledged secrets of divination from cowrie shells in Sudanese culture (I have never been to Sudan, nor been particularly interested in divination)
Christian fashion streetwear (I am not a christian nor do I wear streetwear)
offers of online therapy for divorced men (where are they getting this??)
how to hire a dating coach (????)
mental health support for first responders (I am not a first responder, I dropped out of nursing school because I couldn't handle it)
a service to book your journey to Mecca (I am not muslim)
coaching for how to build your personal brand on OnlyFans (?!?!?!)
she thinks everything a fucking joke
Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan (1982)
