Stuff I Found That I Wanted to Reblog

Mainly memes, probably, but comic’s and art and stuff too

[samehere-onlyone]

Ilya: I like trouble.

The trouble:

[guiltfactory]

he was asking santa for erectile dysfunction as a kid

[louisinart-like-cuisinart]

okay i gotta digest some of this somehow so:

if in your relationship you feel like you are

unable to rely on your partner for anything

unable to engage in your hobbies and interests because of your partner's moods

unable to say no to sex or obligated to say yes in order to maintain your partners self esteem

unable to sleep enough, eat regularly, and/or keep up at your job because of the amount of disruption your relationship causes in your life

and most importantly:

if you feel unable to bring up any concerns because your partner will get upset to the point that it will derail the conversation and your needs will not be heard

that is not a healthy relationship. that is not a safe relationship. that is a relationship you can and should leave

[hellenhighwater]

My sewing machine broke while I was making a fish bag for my water bottle and now it's not done :(

[hellenhighwater]

Sewing machine still borked but I've made a coin purse to go into the big fish

[taumoebros]

pre-meeting contact —

bonus:

[PART 1] [PART 2] [PART 3]

[lavenderprose]

Crucially #myshane plays to his twentieth season which is just long enough to have the experience of meeting Ottawa's new draft prospect, also named Shane, and to smile and jokingly say, "Hey nice name," and for the rookie to gulp and say, "Thank you sir I am named after you" and that makes Shane sit in his stall and stare at the floor between his skates for. Significantly too long to be healthy.

[swordtit]

the best thing you can do to a character make them averse to touch and absolutely starved for it

[beardedmrbean]

[tartanicc]

more rocky

and more rocky

the beach episode in my mind

[grabmy-bat]

all my friends have pronouns take it slow

[markthekng]

I watched Iron Lung again tonight in the comfort of my home and my dog must've been watching with me cause as soon as bad things started happening to Simon she started crying. In the scene where he ultimately dies she could not stop crying at me. I am now watching him play the Henry Stickman collection so she can see that A.) He's not dead and B.) He's not in distress. Occasionally he'll whine or hum in discontent about something and my dog will look at me and whine to try and get me to fix whatever is distressing Markiplier.

[markthekng]

Her genuine reaction to Simon getting Iron Lunged:

[zzoupz]

she's the opposite of that snake that hates markiplier

[pleaseseemeibeg]

how it feels to be aware of your paranoias btw

[depsidase]

[louisinart-like-cuisinart]

not to be rude but sometimes when ur conflicting w someone who has an unmanaged mental illness they say things that feel like "there is a massive demon inside my house, and the thing you said made the demon mad, and when the demon is mad it does violence upon me. so i need you to not say that or anything like it ever again."

and its like, thank you for telling me, I don't want to hurt you, but can you please do something about the demon???

[louisinart-like-cuisinart]

turns out this was also about Leave your Puppygirl

[lavenderprose]

I like to imagine that, partially due to the Hockey Robot stereotyping and partially due to his watertight media training, commentators are constantly going on about "What's going on in Hollander's head? What was Hollander thinking there? Can't help but wonder what the Metros' Captain has on his mind right now." and it's like. Well statistically speaking. Cock.

[the-real-ryland-grace]

Just like how Grace tells Rocky he kinda looks like a spider, I wonder if there’s an organism on Erid that disturbingly looks humanoid. I saw a fanart somewhere of Rocky seeing spiders as uncanny valley, so Grace definitely feels the same when he sees a humanoid creature on Erid.

A lot of the organisms on Erid reside in the atmosphere, so just imagine Grace and Rocky are sitting on the beach one day and there’s a loud thunk on the biodime. Grace looks up and does the iconic high pitched gosling scream. It sort of resembles a human, but its limbs are all weird, its flesh is hard, and there are SO many things wrong about it. But it’s humanoid enough to give him nightmares for days.

“Rocky….what the FUDGE is THAT?!”

“Oh, is Erid flying organism! Name is ♫ ♪ ♫. Sort of looks like Grace, question?”

“Rock, I never want to see one of those again.”

“Oh. Understand.”

[lowpawly]

people foolishly dismiss desserts and treats as having no nutritional value when they actually are necessary for refilling your sanity stat. to prove my point please observe the emotional stability of the next person you meet who doesnt let themselves ever eat any form of dessert