The Marvelous Misadventures of the Misc Magician

Welcome to my kitchen

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[carnival-phantasm]

[guerrillatech]

[thebelchers]

♪ Ghosts and goblins, goblins and ghosts, yeah. ♪

[kaity--did]

Do you know how hard it is to live with a cat that has the intelligence level of literally like a 3 year old but the pure chaos of a high ranking demon?

He’s learned to open the lazy Susan and won’t stop clawing open the flour and rolling in it like a little chinchilla

[kaity--did]

Criminal charges

[kaity--did]

Hey hey hey HEY

He’s been CRAWLING INTO THE BOTTOM CABINETS to TEAR OPEN THE INSTANT POTATOES and EAT BAGS AND BAGS OF THEM I’m livid but also impressed.

[pigcatapult]

Do you have anything with that kind of texture that he can safely play with? This sounds like an understimulation issue.

[kaity--did]

He’s not playing with it

He’s eating it.

I can tell because the bags are nearly empty except for a few small clumps.

I knew he loves mashed potatoes. I just didn’t know the extent he’d go to to get them.

[kaity--did]

We had him tested and in the course of that vet visit he stole

6 tips

3 of the ear light cover things

Our other cats collar

the ear bud of the vets stethoscope 

several hearts

a plastic glove

the vet techs hair tie

Also yeah he’s fine he just likes to steal

[synebluetoo]

Not guilty by reason of deficiency of other people’s stuff

[kaity--did]

This is his ledge

His ledge is taller then my husband who is 6’2”

I am 5’5”

I have to get the step ladder out once a week and see what Orange Sherbert has taken to his ledge for safe keeping. It’s usually the remote.

[obeekris]

Sounds like it's time to put child locks on the cabinets.

[kaity--did]

We’re talking about the gremlin who attempted to steal my bedside lamp. He didn’t get very far but he tried and he dragged it a couple of feet. There’s no cat proofing this cat.

[kaity--did]

HE DOESNT WANT THAT STUFF. HE ONLY WANTS THE NO NO STUFF. HE TOOK OUR CHILDS BINKY FROM HER MOUTH TODAY!? PLEASE HOW SHALL I TRAIN THAT OUT OF HIM HES JUST A TINY FURRY DRAGON WHO WANTS TO STEAL

[pictures-of-dogs]

POOL PARTY

[angry-yet-asexual]

I don’t get it. This blog is called “pictures of dogs” but as you can clearly see, this is a video

[pictures-of-dogs]

It’s actually hundreds of pictures of dogs shown in rapid succession

[storyop1]

[lgbtsoundsystem]

are you fucking kidding me

[the-skeleton-queen]

its him

its mash potato

[cutiee-booots]

I don’t wanna be dramatic, but I would die for mash potato

[hand]

I would take more bullets than 50 Cent for him

[vanillacorpse]

i was walking to ensemble class and this dhdhdkdjjdid CAR pulls up and rolls down the driver’s window and im like… right ok. and this middle aged man with a foreign accent greets me with “you know, you look really kind!” and i’m like?? thanks!? and hes like “yeah i like to say that to people who look kind. not many do.” and then he points at himself and is like “do *i* look kind to you? many people tell me i don’t!” and i’m like no you look kind to me!!? and he LAUGHS and says “well i’m actually mean!” and DRIVES OFF??????????

[bogleech]

Petition to replace all catcalling with whatever this is

[cutebots-moved]

when music continues to play after i closed the tab

[toastbutteregg]

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i learned that there was an elevator driver strike in NYC in 1945. Up until then people were afraid to use automatic elevators but the strike drove their mass adoption. The elevator driver job driver demand started to decline which ultimately meant their job is lost forever (x)

[fivestupidboys]

having a really good joke but executing it poorly

[istanbulefsanesi-deactivated202]

[shankss-magnificent-ass]

I like how one kind act can turn as person’s vibe from “the fuck you looking at?” To childish delight

[arabian-batboy]

I still can’t believe that in the last 10 years Superman, Green Arrow, Flash and Supergirl all had live-action shows about them with 100-200 episodes, meanwhile Batman literally didn’t have his own show since the 60′s??

Like yeah he’s definitely overexposed on the big screen, but the fact fact that he (nor any of the Batkids) never had their own TV show is crazy to me.

[arabian-batboy]

Was anybody going to tell me that Alfred already has his own solo show and it’s currently on it’s 2nd season??

[arabian-batboy]

And the Batmobile is apparently is going to have its own show too??

[arabian-batboy]

Okay but the fact that Teen Titans Go managed to predict this makes all of this even funnier

[sword-and-nightingale]

Of all things to predict this…

[dankmemeuniversity]

[ratfuck]

[dovv]

[lyingfigure]

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