Sharon the Nonexistent Duckling

I'm here whether you like it or not.

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"Nobody leaves this place without singing the blues"

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Having shorter episodes after C4's marathon sessions is like renting a kids' cartoon after a month of things like The Green Mile and Titanic.

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Projekt Funball pt. Fear Four

THEY DIDN'T REMEMBER THERE WAS ANOTHER POTION!!!

Meanwhile, Essek is somewhere freaking out because no one's telling him shit.

Crazy things happen in all of these shows. I wish I could go to one in my lifetime.

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Projekt Funball pt.3: Pretty lights 'em up

Caleb casts Water Break! I think it's actually illegal to have a pregnant character in something without them going into labor at some point. He forgot the broken elevator, though.

Go, go, Yasha! Cut that cord!

Oh, now she's stuck with Jester, who is more knowledgeable about making the babies! "You heard it here first, folks - a baby is just like a dildo."

This will scare teens better than any Sex Ed. class!

Jester now knows what the cupcakes feel like as she's vored.

Caleb Two and Yellow Goo What will the Mighty Nein do? They still have one potion left, too. I hope they remember... Don't YOU?

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Oh no, I taunted Projekt Funball! (part 2)

Imagine if they'd found Twiggy again and got her to help.

Ohh, boy. Remember Incubus-charmed Caleb? He was suddenly the most competent enemy they'd faced. This is going to be 100 times worse!

Why do all the portraits (except Veth's, of course) look super thin? And Jester looks like she's shocked that she's suddenly 70 years old?

This is definitely Jareth's maze from Labyrinth. Watch for creeping Bowies!

(Ha ha, thank you, Laura, I was thinking it too!)

Now Yasha can have some pussy! (Come on, there's NO WAY I somehow managed to beat LAURA to THAT!)

It's convenient that vier sounds like "fear".

I wonder if there are any C-POP toys in here?

Literally the only things they remember about Caleb is that he smelled for a while and was sort of bi. Great friends.

Ashley is not having a good day.

Ooh, it's an Ikith-off! Trent vs. Trent!

Hallo, beans!

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Do not taunt Projekt Funball.

I imagine Liam must have been stoked as hell that night.

Oh jesus, it's 2 1/2 hours before the break!

So this is our Eadwulf. He's cool. Imagine just getting randomly picked by actual Caleb to voice his lover-turned-enemy. He's living our dream!

I don't speak German, but it's half-comprehensible because I've been watching The Voice Kids in like 5 different languages for a while, (though I'm getting it slightly confused with the similar-sounding Dutch) and I can muddle through.

They're ALWAYS dicks! The Scottish show has already been spoiled! Somehow even the Dallas show has been spoiled, and it hasn't even happened yet!!

Poor Taliesin. At least he didn't miss the show that heavily involved one of his characters.

Matt seems to have forgotten that this is the party of couples who are always very horny.

"I finally get to sit next to my wife!"

Travis is looking at Laura like a dad watching his kid open presents that "they" got them, and pretending he knew what was in there the whole time.

"I'M MAKING IT UP AS I GO ALOOONNNNNNGGG! AAAAHHH!"

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The Backstage Pass video is up on Beacon now. I can't for the life of me figure out WHY I should mark spoilers when people have spent the last THREE YEARS spoiling the endings as soon as they walk out of the shows, but I guess it's okay since they got to meet the cast and everything? Your rules fucking confuse me.

ANYWAY, it's got an intro sequence now. Nifty.

"Foreshadowing: he never made it on the plane." Ouch.

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Weird Kids #35, yay!

I think Taliesin qualifies as a cryptid by this point...

I thought they were Pogs, too. Toys with deep lore always baffle me.

You'd think Taliesin would believe in most anything. He has that vibe.

The Travis haunted mansion experience is hysterical.

You just know that these cryptids are gonna end up in an Age of Umbra or Candela Obscura game in the future.

Taliesin pals next week!!

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Tomorrow is gonna be a kickass day for Critters.

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The Scottish Backstage Pass is up! I like how the captions "corrected" Bidet to Good Day.

People walking around and music is so trippy to me, because it reminds me of going to Busch Gardens. (This one's real, though. :'(( )

Ooh! Garbage! I've always wanted to see them!

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AAAUGH!! I CAN NEVER REMEMBER TO KEEP MY BEACON STREAK!

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I hate people who spoil on Tumblr. Do you not fucking know that you can HIDE text?

You see the little wavy bar between two straight bars? You can post that line and anything you type under that line will be hidden under "Keep Reading", and IT WON'T SPOIL THE LIVESHOWS THAT YOUR LUCKY CUNT GOT TO GO TO FOR PEOPLE THAT DIDN'T!

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Good thing that Tatchra wasn't Osha-compliant.

...yeah, I know.

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"Does anyone here have Knowledge of 2 or more?" *only Laura raises her hand*

Ohh, boy.

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Mercy has none for their enemies.

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Critical Role: Cockney flying things doing their best.

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I've only had Badger for 10 minutes, but it's okay because he has no idea what the hell "minutes" are.