occasional good post

emily / 20 / no longer single but still sassy / actually not a real person do not be fooled by the pastels this blog is full of shitty memes

[pigeonlesbian]

vague post

[sealedbeastnue]

not vague enough id recognize lorem ipsum anywhere

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[doriimer]

blouse + star choker (ig: daisifies)

[leehama]

A tiny journal-ish gif-comic from a few tweets I made last night!  I believed this kind of stuff until I was 14 or so, which is pretty old in retrospect…

There used to be more but I accidentally saved over it :/

[leehama]

I did manage to recover one other page, though!

[leehama]

(the end!)

[trinandtonic-deactivated2022102]

this is my favorite thing that I have ever seen in my entire life

[lastoneout]

This always reminds me of the quote from the end of the Cinderella remake that’s like,

“…And Ella continued to see the world not as it is, but as it could be, if only you believe in courage, and kindness, and occasionally, just a little bit… of magic.”

[foulserpent]

i call all my friends after 20 years of no contact and invite them to visit me at my house, which is a farm in the middle of nowhere. they approach the farm gates and i appear looking like this

[sneeking]

..go on…….

[foulserpent]

i lead you into the barn where i live and offer you snacks and refreshments. it’s a bowl of minnows and 3 caprisun pouches

[brightereyes]

accept the capri sun, cautiously refuse the minnows

[foulserpent]

i tell you that it’s fine, leaves more for me, but you can tell im a little hurt. we watch cutthroat kitchen in silence, i seem to be attempting to drink my caprisun through my gas mask, but im failing miserably. you say nothing.

[brightereyes]

i say nothing

[foulserpent]

at one point i go into a shed and bring out more caprisun pouches and a single triscuit for you

[brightereyes]

Thanks

[foulserpent]

youre welcome

[sakuino]

[tybeebaby]

[stability]

[exceptionals]

hey look outside last night it

[misnamed-quietpearl]

me: i hate being fat

me to me: eat the spaghetti

[abingdonii]

shit university students wear that movies do not prepare you for

plaid for days

pajamas that somehow manage to be A Look

somehow it’s the shoes that do it

pajamas that have absolutely no intention of being a look

obscure club merchandise

occasional weebs

unconventional hijab fabrics

seriously im 90% sure ive seen a girl wearing a snood. mad props bro

the Classic Engineering Student Look of jeans and runners

truly original international student fashion

bizarrely put-together outfits

looking at you, law students

the hoodie + hijab combo of greatness

shoes that are 10000% impractical for university

literally anything worn by an art student

[cryingalonewithfrankenstein]

8 thousand business major bros in navy blazers and khaki pants

[thesymski]

the year is 2017. a ufo lands in your backyard. out steps a group of aliens.

you gasp. “are you here to find our leader and kill him??”

the alien in front seems alarmed. “no, no, we all come in peace, why would you-”

“oh.” you sigh dejectedly. “i just- we have a really bad president. like really evil bad, i just thought-” you start to tear up.

the alien places a hand on your shoulder. “hey now, it’s okay, maybe you can tell us all about him and we’ll- we’ll see what we can do.”

[tastefullyoffensive]

[dudeashley]

i made new tip jars at my job, team mystic is in the lead so far.

[dudeashley]

http://d.pr/i/qnta

UPDATE

[ultralaser]

TEAM VALOR

[lacrimalis]

wait did someone on team mystic put their whole damn debit card in there

[illogical-bullshit]

I like how in ORAS you can ride Latios/Latias bareback with literally no safety precautions (you even mega evolve it while on its back in midair for chrissake), but in Sun/Moon you have: a helmet, a special riding outfit, a saddle, and a harness when all you’re doing is riding a Tarous around

[scrimblobimblobadimbo-deactivat]

Alola cares about your safety. Hoenn will gladly watch a kid die.

[nationalharmonica]

Hoenn sent a kid into space in a scuba suit

[lmaginedeactivated]

[onlytwitterpics]