convergent evolution of memes

LIL • PISCES • USA professional meme loving fuck

[hyrude]

based on your typing style, it's hard to believe you're a top

with my follower demographic, i have to be bottom-passing if i want my jokes to land. [through gritted fucking teeth] akjsbfskjglfk 

[skajador]

honestly if Kojima became friends with Jeff Goldblum and put him in Death Stranding that would actually be too powerful for this timeline to handle

[kylesquips]

Jeff goldblums the baby

[smoothestjazz-deactivated201802]

Jeff Goldblum is the baby and looks like the baby but he talks in Jeff Goldblum’s grown man voice

[biff-donderglutes]

Norman! It’s me, Jeff! I’ve turned into… uh… some kind of funky fetus?

[a6]

man fuck math. if you know a number fuck you

[poptabprincess]

There’s a number in your url

[a6]

[mulp--plum]

[joerose8]

What is this emotion

[clarkendarken]

Lust

[winemom-culture]

GOD

[jaseunderpressure-deactivated20]

[babyanimalgifs]

[archivedbarfblog]

1-800-ARE-YOU-SLAPPIN

[stimman3000]

https://instagram.com/p/BgESUfhBLA4/

[bisexualsaregreat]

Fact: bisexuals make up a majority of the LGBT population.

Fact: the majority of bisexuals are closeted.

Theory: If all bisexual people came out, straight people would no longer be the majority. 

[rachelcockspert-deactivated2021]

Do we really make up a majority? Cause the way we’re erased i had no idea. Like really. I thought we were in minority…

[bisexualsaregreat]

The Human Rights Commission of San Francisco released a groundbreaking report on Bisexual Invisibility in 2010 which revealed that, even though only 28% of bisexuals are out (compared to 71% of lesbians and 77% of gay men.) bisexuals out-number gays and lesbians combined, Many studies have followed which verify this data. 

[wearamaskcoward]

There’s also been several studies that have shown that a large percentage of millennials don’t consider themselves exclusively attracted to one gender

[antlerandbone]

Whaaaaat.

[traveler-of-heart-deactivated20]

Bisexual Invisibility more like Bisexual Invincibility

[bisexualsaregreat]

reblogging for the last comment

[reversecentaur]

i was looking at concept sketches for pokémon because obviously, and there were some really cute littleblob creatures but check out proto-jigglypuff

look at its face. stare deep and feel what i feel.

[fiyhi]

[a-liminal-life]

“When I started my musical career, I was a maid,” she told the audience. “I used to clean houses. My parents, my mother was a proud janitor. My stepfather, who raised me like his very own, worked at the post office and my father was a trash man — they all wore uniforms. And that’s why I stand here today in my black and white and I wear my uniform to honor them.”

[starsona]

Yall better not be pretending that Janelle Monae doesn’t fucking exist

[butchmime]

op literally made me cookies and eated them but go off i guess

[splders-deactivated20140819]

*eats 4 slices of pizza*

im so full

*eats another 4 slices of pizza*

[m--ood-deactivated20181217]

UPDATE:

[co77y]

hey I’m Johnny Rapid from Prison Shower Part 4 and you’re watching Disney Channel

[midnite-wet-dreamz]

ok but the Helix Studios twinks actually did do this

[blackberryshawty]

[saiasus]

why they all look like Timothee Chamelet…

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

gimme the peat boys and free my soul I wanna lay down in a mossy hole and drift away

[teathattast]

[teathattast]

This is so good and idk who made it, but it deserves way more notes tbh

[yourcalamity]

whole pussy out

dirt in my mouth

sing a lil ditty when i stroll down south

bone removal

without approval

i found your name and address on the google

[hustlerose]