Just A Person

Preferred pronoun: that bitch. Alternatively just don’t talk about me.

[domesticangel]

y'all like my guard cat? he hisses at me when i touch him and he doesn’t have any fucking ears. anyway he loves meow mix and will obliterate anyone that crosses the property line. he’s a pro. i don’t have any fingers left

[chaoticgood-m-deactivated202202]

spiderman is so fucking funny dude saves like an entire country and then he goes home at the end of the day and opens his fridge and hes got like 1 egg and a half empty can of arizona tea no matter how old he is or what comic hes from thats just how peter parker lives

[kushblazer666]

my mom’s getting too into the meme game

[lornagonigall]

your mother is funnier than literally everyone on tumblr

[animalcrossingmemes]

this is very reassuring. thanks blathers

[trosterstrudel]

Every detail in this story from Katya’s life is more absurd than the last

[kevindrakewriter]

This is an amazing life story in under 3 minutes.

[bevismusson]

Trixie’s eternal look of bewilderment when Katya goes off on one of these will never wear thin

[heykittygorls]

Jan in untucked thinking she’s about to win the challenge:

Ru on the main stage:

[christopherbarnard]

[championleonsboyfriend-deactiva]

Three Hot Topic employees and the regional manager

[vizier]

Jujubee is the RM in case anyone was confused

[some-n-witty]

AGREED

[lesbiskammerat]

So Is china bad or good?

me asking a random tumblr idiot to summarise complex geopolitical situations in 4 letters or less

[corvid-420]

Toot or Boot: a 2,000 year-old civilization made up of 1.7 billion people and over a hundred ethnicities

[dragupurlife]

[pasteandgo]

[theperksofbeingaperk]

[yallive-deactivated20260426]

*gets home* *breaks knuckles* time to shit myself to sleep again bohs

[yallive-deactivated20260426]

wait no its cracks knuckles

[yallive-deactivated20260426]

wait no its cry myself to sleep

[yallive-deactivated20260426]

dont reblog this stop it

[adspexi]

Lena Waithe out here serving the truth:

[lesbianasukalangleysoryu]

it’s the double crowning we deserve

[kevbot-v1]

[portraitofadumbassonfire]

[wingmyweibeifong]

[ughquaria]

Best aquaria reaction pics sis?

as you can tell by the reaction pics i have saved disappointment is the only emotion i ever express 

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[dragupurlife]

“Scarlet Envy, Yvie Oddly, good God, girls, you’ve got it. Chemistry.”

[tocapturethisvoice]

Aquaria in Tush Magazine