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the nonsense has escalated she/her 24

[phorusrhacidae-lesbian]

little miss auditory processing disorder would like you to repeat what you just said then immediately respond to you before you finish

[true-bean]

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

all goofing aside I genuinely don't understand the urge to reimagine Taylor Allison Swift as a secretly queer icon when the pop music scene(TM) is like. literally overflowing with women who actually like women. Gaga and Kesha and Miley and Halsey are right there. Rina Sawayama and Hayley Kiyoko and Rebecca Black and Kehlani and Victoria Monét and Miya Folick if you're willing to get slightly less top 100. Janelle and Demi for them nonbinary takes on liking girls. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't enjoy Taylor but why would you hang all your little gay hopes on her.

[thepuppeteer-andthetrashmob]

Isn’t Lady Gaga bisexual?

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

yes that is indeed why she's on the list of famous women who like women

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

why have multiple people reblogged this with some horse-assed "um actually most of these people are bi or pan" did I fucking stutter I said they like girls. what is your point. I'm going to kill you.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

#op probably has this post muted but the icon is too real.

the icon is because of this post

[wildflower182]

POV: you make a good post and then encounter tumblr reading comprehension

[ericrmalice-deactivated20240323]

btw to just clarify for anyone who sees this reblog of this post

op is basically saying something along the lines of "yea ik taylor swift is bi but like. why is she y'all's only lgbtq+ pop icon when there are all these other lgbtq+ people in the pop scene???"

i might have worded this badly but hopefully i got the main point across

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

hi op here I certainly did not fucking say Taylor Swift is bi

[1-800-horrorfilms]

[cealvan]

Op is saying that liking Taylor for being QUEER or Lgbtqia+ is not a bad thing, but to also know she is not the only one.

He did not call anyone in the original post lesbian bi or pan.

He did call two people NB

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

you have to be fucking with me there's no way

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

#Op you gonna have to make a graph

on it:

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

#I think it’s so funny I got that damn Taylor swift ad underneath this#anyways this is reminding me of that makeup post from way back when#where someone was saying no makeup is a valid way to wear your face and everyone kept insisting that you only need like….4 products

yeah that was also my post

[halfabouros]

Please actually read the post because Taylor Swift isn't gay or queer you're just protecting because you want a reason to treat a real person like she's not humanly here.

If you want women or non-binary people to talk about their love of women there's actual bi/pan/lesbian artists who talk about their love of women and sing songs about it. You literally don't have an excuse to not listen to their songs at least once, especially if you're after W/W rep that Taylor Swift literally can't give you because she's Straight.

It's actually so simple in fact to find a song about kissing girls as a girl because there's a fucking song titled "I KISSED A GIRL" By LADY GAGA!!!!!

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

I Kissed A Girl is by Katy Perry

[wickedpissahnerd]

“I Kissed a Girl” was by Jill Sobule, who sadly died a few days ago (May 1, 2025). https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jill_Sobule

Jill Sobule - Wikipedia

Jill Sobule - Wikipedia

The Katy Perry version is a cover.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

I can't believe I'm still doing this on this post but it's not a cover, they're completely different songs with the same names.

this is the Sobule song

and this is the Perry song

[genderhexed]

[humanpersonface]

Me every time I see more bullshit added to poor OPs post:

[m0thmancore]

op

[miss-coffee]

Mebfy Crindus 🎄🫶

Merry Crimemas 🎄

[miss-coffee]

Here's a few more kitties, just for funsies

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≽^•⩊•^≼

>^•ω•^<

Σ:3

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(⁠^⁠.⁠_⁠.⁠^⁠)⁠ﾉ

i love them!!!!

[miss-coffee]

Just remembered that conversation we had about cadaver nipples all that time ago. There's no real reason for me telling you this.

oh my gosh, that’s forever ago. that was so fucking funny tho

[miss-coffee]

I reblogged something that had your old username and it showed you deactivated and I got so worried I'm so glad you're okay

aw no, don’t worry!!! i shall never fully escape this venus trap of a site

[miss-coffee]

*adds oatmilk to you, turning you into miss-latte*

ykw that slaps, this shall be saved to notes for possible side blog names

[fuwaprince]

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[uie-deactivated20230402]

ALWAYS REBLOG WHEN YOU SEE SOMETHING LIKE THIS PLEASE; ITS SO MUCH MORE THAN IMPORTANT TO PEOPLE. IT MEANS EVERYTHING TO SOMEBODY AND EVEN THOUGH YOU MIGHT NOT SEE THIS IN THE SAME LIGHT, SOMEONE MIGHT. INFACT YOU REBLOGGING THIS COULD STOP SOMEONE TAKING THEIR LIFE TONIGHT.

[kitten--aesthetics-blog]

I noticed there isn’t one here for Ireland, so

Irish free suicide helpline: 01-116 123

[thescientificviolist]

last time i reblogged this, i got this ask:

so please, please reblog. this could actually save a life.

[scum-vullage]

keep yourselves safe!

[miss-coffee]

Reblogging once again. :)

[miss-coffee]

Hey! :) It’s September. Real quick for you guys: today‘s not the day. Call a hotline.

[miss-coffee]

It‘s that time of the year, reblogging. Happy holidays and stay safe.

[miss-coffee]

Can I decorate your blog with coffee filter snowflakes?

I mean, sure lol

[dead-immortal]

[miss-coffee]

Can I decorate your blog with coffee filter snowflakes?

I mean, sure lol

[demilypyro]

vampires are so full of shit. "oh the human race is beneath us, you're just livestock to us" I don't think you know what livestock is. do you feed us? care for us? protect us from predators? no. you just slink around dark alleys and ambush people. that's not what a higher being does. that's a bottom feeder. a parasite. karate punches your head off

[miss-coffee]

How often do you think about unicorns unprompted?

Not often. Sometimes I see something about The Last Unicorn (the movie) and then I do, but outside of that? Not very often.

[miss-coffee]

as a european i‘m forced to use whatsapp to communicate with friends through texting. cause thats the go to app we use.

which is fine. except my brain specifically yearns for the blue bubbles. i want the blue. bubbles.

solution: i need to make friends specifically outside of europe who have an iphone and are willing to provide me with my blue bubbles.

[miss-coffee]

How often do you think about unicorns unprompted?

Not often. Sometimes I see something about The Last Unicorn (the movie) and then I do, but outside of that? Not very often.

[miss-coffee]

What's a winter song you enjoy that's not a Christmas song?

I don‘t think it counts as a winter song to the general public at all, but it’s the only one I can currently think of that I personally associate with winter.

Put On Your Sunday Clothes - Michael Crawford & Barbra Streisand.

I associate this with winter because I watch Wall-E once a year in the colder months. Have been doing that since I was a kid!

[miss-coffee]

Do you paint your nails? If yes do you have a favorite color to paint them?

Sometimes! If my job would allow manicures I would totally get my nails done frequently actually.

I like simple, soft colors. Like a light pastel pink, or a light brown. :)