So my trip to the Swedish maze shop got cancelled. but I’m wondering, what the rogues would be like shopping there?
Let’s be real, he doesn’t do his own shopping. And even if he did, he wouldn’t be going to IKEA in the first place. The layout would upset him, there’s too much stuff in the way of what he actually wants and what the hell is a Dagstorp????
Let’s just say he prefers shopping online with home delivery.
Spends half his time in the show rooms and half in the market place, probably all his time criticizing the decor choices. Harvey’s second love is interior design and Harv just loves the look of disgust from the staff when he suggests more pastels. he doesnt usually go to the food court but he is an ikea family member so he always gets his free coffee.
Likes to sit by the plants, lounging around in the carpet section and perusing the art while someone else does the actual shopping. She’s great at getting things down from high shelves with her vines. Some of the staff have seriously considered just giving her a badge and yellow shirt since she seems to know where everything is anyway. She quite likes the elderberry juice in fancy bottles they have at the checkouts.
Possibly the only person to ever go into IKEA for the 1 thing he wants and leave with just that one thing. He’s a very efficient shopper. On the rare occasion he goes in for just a look, he has the layout, map memorised so he doesn’t miss anything and takes hours and hours to peruse the shelves. He has been known to help out arguing couples and always has a measuring tape on hand. Anything for a quiet shopping experience.
Hates IKEA with a passion. But since they’re fairly cheap and decent quality he’s in there quite a lot, sometimes buying in bulk for all his hideouts. Uses all the skip doors, gets his own things down from high shelves and refuses to ask anyone for help. He just wants to get in and out and home again.
That being said, he has been known to change the direction arrows on the floor to trap people in a never ending loop just to watch them panic and has been thrown out of the metropolis IKEA for changing the scent sprays for fear toxin.
Harley loves IKEA, probably too much. She never goes in there without buying something, but its never just what she went in there fore. usually it’s a plushie from the kids department like a giant shark. She also spends a lot of time in the food court eating meatballs. She needs someone to supervise the trip and keep her on task otherwise she’s going to stay too long, get tired and fall asleep in the display bunk beds.
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