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fuckyeah2000s

Imagine getting lost in woods then you find a Bulbasaur trying to help you

Concept: horse girl movie where instead of having a horse that’s Damaged With A Heart Of Gold and a Sad Girl Who Needs It we have a horse who’s just batshit crazy who forges a grudging bond with the main character because she’s even batshit fucking crazier

weaver-z

Horse: *losing its fucking mind whinnying and charging the girl*

Girl: *whinnies right back, louder*

Horse:

weaver-z

Evil Rancher Guy: Mighty fine hawse you got theare, missy

Girl: BACK THE HELL OFF, YOU CAPITALIST BITCH

Evil Rancher Guy: Woah jesus sorry bout that have a good day ma’am

noah-of-the-dragons

Rival rich bitch: your horse is so stupid and mad and dumb and should be sent to-

Girl: (tackles rival rich bitch) SHUT UP, THOT!

weaver-z

The Rich Bitch in this movie is a dude and the running gag is that she keeps kicking him in the nads and he keeps finding more and more convoluted ways to protect them and none of the ways Stop Her

dollygale

this is just the plot of lilo and stitch

felsicgay-deactivated20200528

Lol why not at this point

sobeitjayt

Are you happy with your current penis size

you tryna sell me a new dick

vacillating-bpd-queen

byjove

logical commie brain: corporation pandering bad

trans glam rock brain: glittery shoes good

byjove

dankmemeuniversity

egberts

y'all remember before ebooks were big and simulreleases were a thing when a new manga chapter would come out and you’d have to wait for some dedicated soul to scan all the pages in, clean them up, and translate them?