Miss Machete, Horror Host

Your local slasher villain and horror movie host. Tell me your favorite horror movie! vtuber: Launching soon! Long form writing: https://machetedrivein.blogspot.com/ Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/miss-machete.bsky.social (Will also blog about Magic: the Gathering, Dungeons and Dragons, and beer. She/Her/They/Them) Asks always open.

[miss-machete]

Going to do a blog change, like waking up from a deep slumber.

[miss-machete]

Take a look at me now. No longer Tibalt, but rebranded from my Bsky blog. Let's go!

[fanofspooky]

The Brain that Wouldn’t Die (1962)

[pencil-line-deactivated20241029]

method actor this method actor that. toshiro mifune played a guy getting shot at by arrows by getting shot at by arrows

and yeah i believe it. ^ this is the face of a guy getting shot at by arrows

[lysenkoite]

[weaselle]

[abz-j-harding]

i can't cope

[talesfromthecrypts]

The Lost Boys (1987) dir. Joel Schumacher

[shencomix]

[shencomix]

[soulspark]

[dollyrot666]

HAPPY BDAY, SAILOR MOON!

[cerealssoggies]

Beware the pipeline

[fanofspooky]

Favorite horror movie characters 612/♾️

Elvis - Bubba Ho Tep

[deepdwellingsteamboat]

RE-ANIMATOR 1985・dir. Stuart Gordon

[fanofspooky]

Creepshow

Something to Tide you Over

[fanofspooky]

Creepshow

The Crate

[highlandvalley]

(via Xユーザーのからばく社@4/15ギャル技師書籍発売さん: 「ギャルとシェイク https://t.co/QkCv3CyhRS」 / X)

[highlandvalley]

(via Xユーザーのからばく社@4/15ギャル技師書籍発売さん: 「ギャルとシェイク https://t.co/QkCv3CyhRS」 / X)

[cheaphalloweencostume]

grownup movies. movies for grownups. no, not exclusively art house. no, not the kids show with complex mature themes. i would like to see movies for grownups. movies made with adults in mind. no i dont hate whimsy. no i dont hate comedy. movies for grownups

[miss-machete]

Ah, yes. My GIF of Skyrim got the tag.

Cause Im trans? Maybe!

F🔪k this website, actually.

[rpfwasfine]

it takes 10 layers of the water filter to completely drown a tumblr screenshot if anyone was wondering

[rpfwasfine]

[miss-machete]

[markrosewater]

Would it be okay to make cards representing named characters that aren’t legendary?

Strongly yes

Less strongly yes

I’m neutral on the topic

Less strongly no

Strongly no

Voting ended onJun 5

[dailymtgflavortext]

Alternatively, I'd be more happy to simply see fewer legendary creatures being printed.

But yes, let's not forget:

[miss-machete]

Time Spiral reprint spotted - True OGs know the power of the line 'Summon Uncle Istvan'.