Miss Machete, Horror Host

Your local slasher villain and horror movie host. Tell me your favorite horror movie! vtuber: Launching soon! Long form writing: https://machetedrivein.blogspot.com/ Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/miss-machete.bsky.social (Will also blog about Magic: the Gathering, Dungeons and Dragons, and beer. She/Her/They/Them) Asks always open.

[miss-machete]

Going to do a blog change, like waking up from a deep slumber.

[miss-machete]

Take a look at me now. No longer Tibalt, but rebranded from my Bsky blog. Let's go!

[highlandvalley]

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[highlandvalley]

(via Xユーザーのからばく社@4/15ギャル技師書籍発売さん: 「ギャルとシェイク https://t.co/QkCv3CyhRS」 / X)

[cheaphalloweencostume]

grownup movies. movies for grownups. no, not exclusively art house. no, not the kids show with complex mature themes. i would like to see movies for grownups. movies made with adults in mind. no i dont hate whimsy. no i dont hate comedy. movies for grownups

[miss-machete]

Ah, yes. My GIF of Skyrim got the tag.

Cause Im trans? Maybe!

F🔪k this website, actually.

[rpfwasfine]

it takes 10 layers of the water filter to completely drown a tumblr screenshot if anyone was wondering

[rpfwasfine]

[miss-machete]

[markrosewater]

Would it be okay to make cards representing named characters that aren’t legendary?

Strongly yes

Less strongly yes

I’m neutral on the topic

Less strongly no

Strongly no

Voting ended onJun 5

[dailymtgflavortext]

Alternatively, I'd be more happy to simply see fewer legendary creatures being printed.

But yes, let's not forget:

[miss-machete]

Time Spiral reprint spotted - True OGs know the power of the line 'Summon Uncle Istvan'.

[tamamita]

god the pixel art is gorgeous and i love when women are evil and tall

[tamamita]

I love when women are cursed and tall

[biomic]

who is this mysterious man. i wonder if he's created some kind of device that could benefit society with no possible downsides

[miss-machete]

Man, I hope this guy doesn't like... Destroy all the oxygen in Tokyo Bay or whatever. With some kind of destroyer of oxygen.

[coughloop]

Worlds oldest haunted house has passed away at the age of 207

[coughloop]

I think you have a fundamental misunderstanding of... maybe everything actually

[miss-machete]

You can just put anything in a films, huh?

Shotfrom Atomic Rulers of the World (1965)

Oh yeah. Mooooviiiieeees.

[miss-machete]

Oh, ans fun fact- The Michael Myers mask comes from a prop made for The Devil's Rain.

[horror-aesthete]

The Devil's Rain, 1975, dir. Robert Fuest

[charnel-grounds]

The Devil's Rain | 1975 | dir. Robert Fuest

[miss-machete]

Going to launch the blog pivot with a recent favorite of mine.

Let me share with you The Devil's Rain.

Starring Ernest Borgnine and William Shatner, along with John Travolta in his first ever role.

There's a quiet little town who's church harbors an ancient secret. And when the last of the family of defenders of good fall, then comes the Devil's Rain.

This movie rips. Cannot recommend it enough. With an actual 'satanic consultant' (lol, thanks Anton LaVey), this smaller film really can stir up some horror. The effects also really strike at the heart and the acting shows such a viceral reaction. This one kept me glued to the screen.

Official verdict? Machete's up for this one. 🔪

[miss-machete]

Going to do a blog change, like waking up from a deep slumber.

[wolfertinger666]

if you're transgender you have to live.

[wolfertinger666]

please. I love you.

[miss-machete]